Words of the Day for June 2025
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday June 30th, 2025
C*nt
A word used by people who don’t like using the word Cunt, and think putting a little star in place of the U makes it slightly less offensive.
Monday June 30th, 2025
traveling
Americanism for travelling – usually involves a car of some description and some burgers 
Monday June 30th, 2025
remy
A marvelous champagne cognac. Comes in variety of qualities: normal, V.S.O.P (old pale), X.O and Louis XIII for the well off. Also tends to make people less sober.
Monday June 30th, 2025
Miller Genuine Draft
Real MGD is a light tasting lager, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
In the UK it doesn’t taste as good, but it does have a higher alcohol content, so it’s not all bad!
Monday June 30th, 2025
swan
White bird with long neck. You get in trouble with the Queen if you kill one apparently. And if you feed them bread in the park, they are the most violent of the lot. Honest.
Monday June 30th, 2025
Kylie
Antipodean song warbler. Used to be a mechanic, but now sings songs about being far too lucky, being unable to get you out of her (tiny) skull, and women with red blood (??) who are slow (?). She’s been a round a bit an all.
Monday June 30th, 2025
DIY
A pastime responsible for the creation of widows and orphans across the nation. *I’m a fully un-qualified electrician. If you need your plugs or lights doing – I’m your man*
Monday June 30th, 2025
Gerald Scarfe
Cartoonist – Well known for his political satire, his habit of using splattery inks and his very distinctive style. His website contains a link to the work he did on The_Wall – go look 
Monday June 30th, 2025
Seabears
An imaginary creature that haunts the sandy beaches of the Canary Islands. They forage during the evening hours on Chavvy tourists and takes them back to their rocky lair and play tunes on their bones.
Commonly used in the phrase “I’m having a Seabears moment” when realising a slip of the tongue – can be interchanged with “blonde” or “senior”, but “seabears” is far far better
Sunday June 29th, 2025
boring farts
Boring Fart – The effort of breaking wind with great physical exertion without any clear result. Often noiseless and odourless they are pointless and should never be owned up to. See Interesting Fart
Sunday June 29th, 2025
1. (n.) Sperm
2. (v.) to Sperm
3. (v.) to fuck up
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.
2. Oh my god, I’m so sorry but I’ve spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.
3. You’ve proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
Sunday June 29th, 2025
Interweb
The broken definition of “Internet” the
“Interweb”. Used by those members of the media and people who think that the web is the Internet. (There are other protocols too, you know...)
And probably your parents.
Sunday June 29th, 2025
Troon
Troon – noun – a piece of music from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack
Sunday June 29th, 2025
Dogger, Artful
Dickensian shagger in public places. May wear a cravat and sweep chimneys
Sunday June 29th, 2025
chariots of fire
One of the worst films ever made. About men who ran and ran and ran for their country...even though everyone hated the Jewish guy coz he was Jewish...and everyone hated the Scottish guy because he was a staunch Christian.
I hate this film so much.
And it has the WORST theme tune ever.
Sunday June 29th, 2025
Nutmeg
Great (or grate) on home-made rice pudding......yummy!
Sunday June 29th, 2025
b0pping
the thing gay men can be found doing when incredibly drunk (or sober in my case)...
Saturday June 28th, 2025
absinthe
Drink that makes you crawl around the floor banging it with your hands because “it sounds nice”.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
Woolworths
Good for toy shopping when it’s a neice/nephew/cousin/whoever’s birthday.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
japan
A vile country, with odd customs, strange little xenophobic people and inedible food.
Cold too.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
ASBO
In the Chav religion, this is somewhat equivalent to “Jihad”. Context: “Oy m8, stop that fukkin round or ill get an asbo on ya”. Usually should be placed squarely on the shoulders of the one shouting it. Some chavs like to collect ASBOs and will attempt to get in trouble just so they can have more.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
cock
Noun. 1. The penis. [1400s]
2. A term of address, usually affectionate. E.g."Right cock, that’ll be 46 pence please. Would you like it in a bag?"
3. Rubbish, nonsense.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
ecstasy
I have been know to enter said state of extreme happiness after winning £4.75 on a bet on the Martell Grand National in 1998
Saturday June 28th, 2025
MSN
An imaginary and fictional device use to waste all of my life!
Saturday June 28th, 2025
Eamonn Holmes
Known for keeping the donut makers of the UK in business.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
those urban types
Generic term for people who not only are tragically unfabulous, but in fact fall well below the acceptability threshold.
Saturday June 28th, 2025
Wrist Watch
Nighttime vigil in a particularly strict monastery
Saturday June 28th, 2025
Chess
A game for intelligent people with far too much time on their hands
Saturday June 28th, 2025
Pepperami
“It’s a Bit of an Animal” – although they never tell you which bit of which animal it’s made from
Saturday June 28th, 2025
David Blunkett
Famous member of another group of people who can also appreciate the sheer horror of Artex
Friday June 27th, 2025
Elf
Orlando played one of these in the LOTR films. And he had lovely hair. And he could shoot arrows really well. But I don’t know what a real Elf would be like, so we’ll just take him as an example. Yes.
Friday June 27th, 2025
Willow
The only sexy lesbian witch there is! She could convert me!...but only because she’s so adept and would use an anti-woofter spell.
Friday June 27th, 2025
pink pound
I thought it was a dumping ground for unwanted cars due to the colour of their paintwork
Friday June 27th, 2025
gin
Serve with a *whiff* of tonic, with ice and slice.
Decent gins: Tanqueray & Hendricks’. Bomb.Saph == vaguely acceptable.
Friday June 27th, 2025
Religion
the cause of more war, bloodshed and death than anything else known to man
Friday June 27th, 2025
singing in the car
Get funny looks from other road users, sometimes they join in.
Friday June 27th, 2025
Douglas Coupland
Author of Generation X, which has a loud pink cover which messes with your eyes. It’s also a very good book with no real ending, just a long string of modern parables.
Friday June 27th, 2025
Q
A sometimes, pompous and snobby, music magazine, which I buy frequently.
Friday June 27th, 2025
RKS
Robert ‘Tango Kid’ Kilroy-Silk. One-time daytime-tv presenter, once Labour MP, once UKIP MEP, now ‘Veritas’ or something like that.
Information correct at time of going to press...
Friday June 27th, 2025
Donnie Darko
Sends me drooling over Jake Gyllenhaal (but lose the chest hair), and going WTF at the ideas explored. Overall – loved it – loads. And yes, I’m a gayer 8-)
Friday June 27th, 2025
Donnie Darko
Very very cool film starring a bloke called Jake Gyllenhaal – info about it can be found on its website, which was produced by the same amazing people who did the RequiemForADream website. Don’t really know how to explain the film, other than to say it’s amazingly good if a little confusing
Friday June 27th, 2025
deming
The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars
Friday June 27th, 2025
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’ve been there. A steam railway ends there. It’s pretty. Well, pretty unpronounceable anyway.
Friday June 27th, 2025
no2id
An ID scheme won’t stop terrorists
An ID scheme will not control illegal immigration
An ID scheme won’t enable you to have anything you do not already have
An ID scheme will cost billions in taxpayers money and achieve nothing
An ID scheme will mean your most intimate details will be controlled by the government forever
An ID scheme will cost everyone £75 every year
Thursday June 26th, 2025
Spinach
skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell
Thursday June 26th, 2025
MySound
A hyperactive, overexcited, lazy, day dreaming, over dramatic, mellow dramatic, too-horny-for-his-own-good, filthy, dirty, chubby, annoying, egg lovin’ freak of a gay.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
graham
A sort of sad, overly self-obsessed, Irish comic of the Norton variety eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might have been funny at one time.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
owen
Pervert. Usually behaves unless left near gin for too long. Often seen naked in public but quite harmless (unless left near gin too long )
We love him though 
Thursday June 26th, 2025
celery
Full of Vitamines and Fibre and very good for you – Oh and tasty too!!
Thursday June 26th, 2025
ITV
Lowest common denominator telly, designed for chav scum who haven’t found channels other than this, BBC1 and Sky One on their remotes – rarely challenging, often patronising and frequently boring. Their saving grace? Bad Girls and Footballers Wives...
Thursday June 26th, 2025
zombies
Like monsters, only even more scary. They are undead muthafuckas who want to eat your brain!
Thursday June 26th, 2025
Seagulling
The act of getting close to climax, then finishing off out a window, preferably in a high-rise flat. It’s lucky if you’re hit, don’t you know.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
Tanqueray
I am the one and only, nobody I’d rather be. I am the one and only, you can’t take that away from me.
Oh yes.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
marmite
Lovely, tasty, full of Vitamin B. Great on toast.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
sitting
see standing the act of not standing, but not quite lying, rather somewhere in between....like when a gayer bounces on cock
Thursday June 26th, 2025
Oxford
My second home and future place of residence. Isn’t friendly to drivers but a great place to live. Lovely people. Fantastic shops. Beautiful buildings.
Thursday June 26th, 2025
bnp
Bangladesh Nationalist Party, often to be seen canvassing in parts of East London and campaigning against the BNP, oh the irony!
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Photographer
former ID of OUT event organiser Jason E, now left OUT. Have had my photographic style called “Post Modern Readers Wives” – make of that what you will, but I enjoy it and I love seeing my purple wall over the ’net.
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Syd Barrett
lovely bloke great songwriter and just the best member of pink floyd ever
TAUGHT DAVE GILMOUR HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!!
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Shaina Twain
An excellent addition to my CD collection; move over Madonna!
Yes, I believe she is, Gaz.
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
cop-out
Noun. An excuse, an avoidance of guilt. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. To withdraw from participation. E.g."Rumour has it that Johnny’s copped-out."
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
special
You know...like the schools.
Verb.
"My mummy says I’m special"
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Gregg Araki
Deeply cool director responsible for, amongst other things, Totally F***ed up and Mysterious Skin
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Snow
Anyone thought about being naked in the snow.... cold but so hot!
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Griffin
Public house in the Northamptonshire village of Pitsford known for decent grub, family entertainment and various break-ins elevating it to the crime capital of the East Midlands
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
Foo Foo
Get a dishtowel (or any kind of small towel) and a latex glove (the thin kind surgeons use, which can be found in many drug stores or hardware stores). Cut a hole in one of the fingers of the glove. Place the glove at the end of the towel on the side edge, and roll up the towel ù snug, but not tight. Stretch the opening of the glove around the towel to stabilize it, and put some sort of lube into it. Then thrust into it. To clean up, all you have to do is discard the glove ù but be sure to have plenty of extras, because you will love it! Reader improvement: Add 10 or 20 rubber bands on the towel at various parts, especially the entrance of the opening. It makes it tighter and feels a lot better and more realistic.
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
double penetration
two cocks up an arse.. it’s a numbers game..
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
dick
Rubbish movie starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams
Wednesday June 25th, 2025
ronald hutton (prof)
Intelligent and marvellously barmy academic who was most recently seen presenting a BBC2 prog on 17th Century history to the preppy pop of a a Kylie soundtrack.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
Dangerous Sports
A range of activities done for fun, where the chance of dieing is higher than normal, and or half the point.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
Tanqueray
My GP. As the nice receptionist lady told me when I moved to Northampton...."It’s pronounced ’tank......hooray!’"
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
lady grey tea
Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.
Origin: China
Flavour: Delicate
A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
tlentifini maarhaysu
Fictional TV series referred to obliquely in BBC’s spoof 1970s science program Look Around You.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
TfW
That Fucking Website. AKA OUT. Orangeness, IIS and SQL. With thumbs
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
conservatives
Pointless and irrelevant bunch of chunts who still seem to think that if they pay a few media moguls it means they have a hope in hell of being elected. Like ever.
Click below to tell Anne Widdecombe to SHUT UP
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
yiffing
being sexually aroused. A yiff is a furry fuck, from yiffing being the noise that foxes make (and other furries). Popular word that will see far more use in 2006 than 2005 on account of Scott having decided it’s cool. Furries rock. Well, as long as they keep their freaky fucking perversion away from me and my dog, that is.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
gigs
Going to see a band live not to be confused with a concert.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
harrods
I accidentally stole some rashers of bacon from Harrods once.
Tuesday June 24th, 2025
mimimi
Me me me my laptop.
Me me me my hernia.
One is generally self obsessed and a bit depressing to hang around with.
Monday June 23rd, 2025
eating babies
Fruitbat’s pastime. apparently chickens taste like these
Monday June 23rd, 2025
marmite
Loved or hated. There is no in between. AKA Vegemite elsewhere in the world.
Monday June 23rd, 2025
Oxmoron
Student at Oxford University who punts, has ££££’s worth of inheritance but generaly knows very little.
Think Timothy Twizzleton Twonk.
Monday June 23rd, 2025
Barcode
The home of Letcherous poofs who like to pretend they’re all grown up and not letcherous at all.
Cheap beer on Mondays though
We once saw Seanyboy’s willy on the dancefloor in there.
* Scott gets all wistful...
Monday June 23rd, 2025
Genius
Lickspittle in a red jumper who wouldn’t look nearly so smug if (s)he had ever watched Star Trek.
Often seen wandering around Apple stores. Rarely seen doing anything useful in their own habitats, something called a “Genius Bar”, where they stand around and natter amongst themselves whilst an irate queue forms to their left.
Monday June 23rd, 2025
Internet, Stabbed in the face over the
“Stabbed in the face over the internet”
A term of endearment used lovingly by the Deev towards many a computer company world wide. Originally believed to come from some site called www.bash.org. And not from stuii at all.
"<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Monday June 23rd, 2025
chocolate teapot
Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as “as useful as a chocolate teapot.” E.g. "A car without wheels is as useful as a chocolate teapot."
Monday June 23rd, 2025
Beer Sweets
without a shadow of a doubt, the best penny sweets in the world. They’re little jelly pint glasses that taste not very much like beer, but they even have head! And they taste great! AND they’re only available in my village!
If I could, I would eat only them.
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
Secret Life Of Us
An Australian drama revolving around the lives of the residents of an apartment block in an urban suburb of Melbourne. It follows the characters through some of life’s most complex journeys, as they search for themselves in their work, social and family lives, yet always following one simple rule: all roads lead back to your friends.
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
swan
Gay bar in East London, famous for its amateur strip night every Wednesday – tends to be a haunt of Scott’s as it’s 5 mins walk from his flat. Not a bad place, mixed crowd of young and old
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
Kermits Mouth
Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum offcuts and nerve endings surgeons fashion into a vagina facsimile in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to pushing your foot into a shoe whose toe has been stuffed with paper.
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
Dermot O’Leary
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...
I want...
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/other8/img_dermbelt.jpg
Uh uh.... 
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/t4/img_derm04n.jpg
YOU LUCKY BITCH!...
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Sunday June 22nd, 2025
America
Ninety-eight percent of all American households — more than have indoor plumbing — have at least one television,
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
you people
Anyone who isn’t Scott. Usually used by him to take the piss somewhat in a way that he doesn’t entirely mean
Sunday June 22nd, 2025
google
Apparently my uni recomends we use this search engine if we are going to be using the internet for historical research. It’s the best...apparently.
Saturday June 21st, 2025
dick
A prominant feature in much of the work of Photographer (qv)
Saturday June 21st, 2025
Swan
Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.
Saturday June 21st, 2025
lady grey tea
The liquid that poured from Lady Jane Grey’s neck after she was beheaded
Saturday June 21st, 2025
disgenuinity
The adjective describing one who is not genuine
Saturday June 21st, 2025
pink pound
Noun. Disposable income that ‘gays’ ostensibly have through not having the financial expense of children.
Saturday June 21st, 2025
bullshit
Noun. Nonsense, rubbish, egocentric boasting. Cf. ‘bull’.
Verb. To lie, fib.
Saturday June 21st, 2025
Northampton
A place too large to be a town and too small to be a city. Entered into the Guiness Book of Records in 1962 for having the most Freaks per square inch than any other place this side of the Urals. Famous for shoemaking, excessive amounts of rain, frequent traffic-light blackouts. One train station, no reputable taxi service
Friday June 20th, 2025
Windypops
Club night run by SpiritusMundiSpit at the White Swan
Friday June 20th, 2025
twong
the noise an Italian makes when being twung over a river using a trebuchet on IRC
Friday June 20th, 2025
Darjeeling
Darjeeling is a town in the Indian state of West Bengal and centre of the region of the same name, situated in the foothills of the Himalaya at elevations of between 2,000 and 3,000 metres above sea level.
The region is best known for its tea. Darjeeling tea has traditionally been prized above all other black teas, especially in the UK and the countries comprising the British Empire.
Friday June 20th, 2025
FSP
Abbreviation of: Fictional Silver Plane. Occasional tool of music video directors to shows the artiste on a futuristic silver aeroplane. Jeniifer Lopez taunted the DJ on one in her song ‘Play’ and more recently Britney Spears was a toxic stewardess on another
Friday June 20th, 2025
jaded
Jaded – (adj) to be racially bullied by a monkey of lower than average
intelligence (usually fem.).
Friday June 20th, 2025
John Woo
Film Director, mainly of action films.
Also:
Rhyming slang for poo e.g. “that John Woo I did this morning had a bit of blood in it”
Friday June 20th, 2025
Old People
You can’t wind the up: they can’t hear or see you.
Friday June 20th, 2025
Doppler effect
The effect discovered by Christian Doppler of a change in frequency of a wave due to relative motion of the source or the receiver.
Friday June 20th, 2025
Pescetarian
someone who thinks they are vegetarian because they don’t eat meat but they actually eat fish – so they are NOT a vegetarian.
Friday June 20th, 2025
eggy
The Religion of the Impossibly Stupid. These legions loyal to the God Eggus and the Holy Prophet St. Cadbury are alleged to share just one brain cell between them. (Although this is under debate as many single celled organisms which, when subjected to study have shown themselves to be vastly more intelligent). It is not known where this religion found it’s routes, but we all live in hope that someday a cure can be found for the debilitating stupidity that their form of worship brings on.
Friday June 20th, 2025
sligo
n. an unnamed-- exotic/strange/bizzare sexual act-- done by people in private.
n. ability to identify a person’s kinky sexual interest.
Friday June 20th, 2025
chocolate
fabulous confection, most likely to be found in my fridge, or in my desk at work. Not likely to last long
Friday June 20th, 2025
Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.
Friday June 20th, 2025
jamelia
(latin: jamelius superstarus)
Small, dark stemmed flower with fragrant swollen red petals. Grows best by itself in moist r’n’b rich soil. Last bloomed in 2004.
Friday June 20th, 2025
trains
invested by the British... perfected by the French and Japanese....
Even India and Mali Railways look good compared to ours.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
gays, filthy
""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” You can’t run a ship like that.""
Thursday June 19th, 2025
Swanning
What happens to Scott on a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gaz turns up and spends much of the evening saying “Swan?” with Scott replying “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink and then ask again, until the answer becomes “yes”.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
bad
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?
Thursday June 19th, 2025
IQ
Status to show how smart you are. Or something. 100 being average, 200 being Einsiten. I have 75.... thats bad right?
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Thursday June 19th, 2025
Dangerous Sports
Like foxhunting when your the fox.....only, I presume, not much fun
Thursday June 19th, 2025
cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
dick
That rigid thing between your gaydar shags legs that is a substantial improvement on your boyfriends dangly one.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
Work
The place I go somtimes between sleeping and buying DIY stuff.
It generally helps pay for things but is bad for your health
Thursday June 19th, 2025
History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"
Thursday June 19th, 2025
Scott
Someone who pokes me and calls me anorexic to boost my confidence
Someone who I, in return, call a walking lard cake
Thursday June 19th, 2025
aconite
A deceptively intelligent and humourous social commentator based in one of the several backwaters of Northamptonshire
Thursday June 19th, 2025
knitting
Excellent pursuit for multi-taskers. I’m hoping for a pair of gloves before this series of Dr Who ends.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
skeptic’s annotated bible
Is immensly useful, and also occaisonally funny. Feel free to quote from at will to annoy evangelists.
Thursday June 19th, 2025
retro
A way of admitting new stuff is shit, by rebuilding the old stuff again...
Thursday June 19th, 2025
angelou
Gorgeous band from Norwich – Now going by the name “Holly Lerski and Angelou”
Used to listen to them live years ago, and now they’re almost famous.
Humble is one of the most gorgeousest songs ever
Thursday June 19th, 2025
music
b0p b0p b0p. they play lots of it at retro and stuff like that. It’s lovely to listen to.
Types of music include:
Pink Floyd
Kate Bush
Some Radiohead
U2
Portishead
Music does not include:
Anything calling itself RnB
Anything by a former Spice Girl
Anything by Craig David
Nomatter what he might think
Thursday June 19th, 2025
404
term to describe a non-brain-activated action or person. ie. ’she’s a total 404’ (comes from the 404 error message when a web-page can’t be found)
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.
Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?
Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
HIGNFY
Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
Random stuff
THis would involve such acts as running down the road with a traffic cone on your head.
This is not to be confused with drunken behaviour.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
Point Pleasant
Co-created by Marti Noxon of Buffy fame – bizarre story about the daughter of the devil washed up on a beach in Point Pleasant, NJ
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
catomite
the thing that removes all the superpowers from cats.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
Earl Grey
Earl Grey tea is a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from bergamot oil. This popular tea blend is named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot is a fragrant citrus plant, used for the oil in its rind rather than for the flesh of the fruit. The legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend of tea was first made from fermented black Indian and “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over the years many other varieties have been used.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
reading
Something people do. Often on the forums. Usually before typing
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
Web
Network of highly extensible protein threads (stronger than steel) produced by spiders, tends to affect the lifespan of the house fly.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
Mr. Smirk
adj. a person characterized by a “sligo” look intending to cause sexual arousal.
Wednesday June 18th, 2025
absinthe
Three bored prostitutes in Paris.. Get really really pissed on Absinthe.. They pass out and wake up next day to see hundreds of motorbikes in the garden..
One says “Oh God ..what did we do last night??” Another replies.. "Oh dont worry.. didnt you know that... Absinthe makes the tarts grow Hondas..."
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
feelie
Type of film envisaged by many SciFi authors that lets you feel the actors in it. Usually associated with filth
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
web
Something to do with Tim Bernars-Lee and something called the Internet.
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
Fox
Set one on fire and you have a rather good browser
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
cabbage
Good dietary fibre, full of vitamins and minerals, makes you fart. Cooking tip, add ground almond. Further cooking tip, eat raw.
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
dyke
go to holland put your finger in one and she if she bites back!
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
alcohol
In order to avoid the painful post-consumption experience the following steps should be taken:
1. Eat a large and starchy meal when you come home after your night of boozing.
2. Drink as much water as you can before your stomach feels it will explode.
3. Drink less.....? (No, don’t bother)
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
smoking
Bloody irritating – it stinks and makes it so I can’t bloody well breathe.
Tuesday June 17th, 2025
pigeons
Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities
Monday June 16th, 2025
bulge
A phenomenon that happens to people’s stomachs after the festive season
Monday June 16th, 2025
Pino
Small robot for playing with. Squeaks and sounds a bit like mogwai. Most sexeh. Sulks if you don’t play with him. Bit like mogwai. Just remember kids, yiffing robots is wrong, mmkay?
(Tho Scott’s one isn’t that cool)
Monday June 16th, 2025
Blossom
Half hour american comedy tv show broadcast from 1991 to 1995. Notable for having a young horse in the lead role.
Monday June 16th, 2025
Jim
+Verb.+
The action of accidentally sending a highly personal email to an entire mailing list instead of the intended recipient. Kudos if the person the email is gossiping about is actually on said list.
A lesser Jim is when you mispost from one list to another. CF Jim from the MT list crossposting to Urban Cyclists frequently.
Although Jim’s original Jim is the best, some others have managed to Jim noticeably well, including Scott who once Jimmed about an ex friend’s mental state to the list that person was on.
Monday June 16th, 2025
Popstarz
Dodgy, badly spelt plural of the word Popstar.
Monday June 16th, 2025
Creme Egg
My most favouritest sweetie ever. Generally bought by me in large quantities and consumed post haste.
Monday June 16th, 2025
alarm clock
1. alarm clock
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Requiem for a Dream
Scott’s favourite film of all time.
Taken from Hubert Selby Jr’s book of the same name, it charts the dreams of four individuals whose lives intertwine in a gorgeous, deeply touching, sometimes horrific story that leaves you longing for human company and speechless the first time you see it. Amazing direction by Darren Aronofsky and absolutely stunning acting from the cast which includes amongst others Jennifer Connelly and Ellen Burstyn – def worth watching.
Website kinda gets across the feel of the film, go have a play if you have flash installed and a soundcard
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Sarchasm
The cultural gap between the person using sarcasm and the person failing to understand it.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
the way of life
orignated from mr_cynds & amy-dave relgion. Some of the famous members of this relgion are Bill Cosby.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
The AA
The not so wonderful company who got rid of about 48% of their national workforce, luckily the cute mechanics stayed!
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Daft Hap’orth
A person suffering a temporary blip to their common sense or inteligence.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
404
An unlucky number in China since it sounds like “Si” the Chinese for death. Never drive a car with 4 in the numberplate.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Software Upgrade
Take old bugs and holes out put new bugs and holes in
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Bagpipes
Annoying musical instrument composed of four cows lungs sewn together with tapeworms and blown into at high-velocity by Scottish people
Sunday June 15th, 2025
T-Bag
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day
Sunday June 15th, 2025
scottaging
An overnight stay at scott’s house.
May include boozing, Swan, XXL, Kazzo, TJ porn, and trying not to wake everyone up with scott’s creaky bed.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
ninjas
Ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
jaffa cakes
more orangey than sex and less embarassing to have in your trolley in supermarkets
Sunday June 15th, 2025
vegetarian
someone who does not eat meat nor fish. If you eat poultry but not red meat you are still NOT a vegetarian.
Sunday June 15th, 2025
Faucet
c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Morrissey
Stephen Patrick Morrissey. Rather a good singer/lyricist
Saturday June 14th, 2025
spending time down under
This must be a euphamism but for what?
Saturday June 14th, 2025
gareth gates
Untalented entertainer for teenage girls
Saturday June 14th, 2025
quite
Has two almost opposite meanings. (a) “mildly” as in “I’m quite impressed by Robbie Williams” (b) “extremely” as in “I’m quite infuriated by Robbie Williams”. Take your pick, but do be careful.
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Clue
Something that big corporates’ IT departments lack muchly.
Hosting providers often aren’t much better, either.
I want an actual great sword Cluebringer .
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Cub
"A “Cub” is a younger, perhaps smaller, less experienced Bear, sometimes interpreted as a bottom sexually"
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Ramsey, Gordon
Very annoying man who needs a good punching
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Painful sex
stop it my darling it hurts me so woo is me bloody are the sheets
Saturday June 14th, 2025
danube goal
n. a serious wicked plan to accomplish within “five days” under ad hoc or else...
Saturday June 14th, 2025
vodka
A lovely drink containing alcohol that gets you very pished
Saturday June 14th, 2025
cumbubbles
Bubbles of mangoo bubbling out of a bottom... usually experienced after a hard in and out bareback session when you have a gallon of spunk and 3 cubic metres of air up you..
Saturday June 14th, 2025
David Gilmour
Lead Singer/Guitarist from Pink_Floyd. Took over after Syd_Barrett went a bit mad. Taught Syd how to play guitar
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Woolworths
Large Chain store for Chavs children clothes.. CD’s Chocolate and world famous Pick N’ Mix.
A visit to Woolworths is well worth it... apparantly
Saturday June 14th, 2025
eevil
Like “evil” but more sinister. Often accompanied by steeple fingers
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Homophobia
A name originally proposed for a third rate British newspaper.
Saturday June 14th, 2025
smokers
are cool they look hard and are da beztez ppl in da wrld!
Saturday June 14th, 2025
Doodlebug
Slang term refering to a type of world war two german rocket mounted bomb. The nickname was affectionately given as the pulse jet engine made a low pitch “doodle” sound as is it passed overhead. If you happened to hear the engine stop doodling (the rocket had travelled its desired range) you were buggered... hence doodlebug... sommat my history teacher told me but i don’t know how true it is.
Saturday June 14th, 2025
ajax
Mythical Greek warrior god, hero at battle of Troy, who became jealous after missing out on Achiles’ prized armour, went mad (something to do with cows), and killed himself.
Friday June 13th, 2025
muppet
Inhabitant of Maputo, capital of Mozambique. Formerly Lourenzo Marques.
Oh gawd, I’ve just realized how terribly non-PC that is. What a muppet I am.
Friday June 13th, 2025
paganism
The definition of Paganism is regularly debated about by Pagans themselves.
No-one is really quite sure what Paganism actually is.
Broadly speaking, any non-christian, non-jew, non-muslim religious practise, although it is especially used to describe Earth-based matriarchal practises.
Friday June 13th, 2025
errorfied
One who is inclined to error; one who encourages and propagates error
Friday June 13th, 2025
lady grey tea
Beware of middle-aged women bearing Lady Grey in Islington supermarkets.
Friday June 13th, 2025
hornover
The frustrating condition that occurs when you’re so hungover and randy you can’t think of anything other than sex, but unfortunately are unable to stand up for long enough to have any.
Friday June 13th, 2025
arsenal
Arse- Nul – Going commando i..e wearing no undies!
Friday June 13th, 2025
orlando bloom(ing lovely)
Empire magazine describes him as ‘The Boy Wonder’ of British talent. He’s a lovely, lovely, lovely actor. And my obsession!
I look into his eyes and see love....he l;ooks into mine and sees a restraining order! Nuff said!
Friday June 13th, 2025
Gattaca
Film by Andrew Niccol (who also did The Truman Show). Beautiful science fiction film where you feel that the scifi elements are incidental and the true story is about love and the human spirit. But it wouldn’t work without the scifi. Very well and intelligently written, offering an intriguing view of the world
Friday June 13th, 2025
marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.
Friday June 13th, 2025
cop
Verb. 1. To commune with someone sexually desirable, occasionally in so much as having sex. An abbreviation of ‘cop off.’
2. To take. E.g."Cop hold of this hammer whilst I get the spanner." Also Cop this! – a facetious remark said immediately prior to an aggressive act.
3. A policeman/woman. Abb. of ‘copper’. [Mid 1800s/Orig. U.S.]
Adj. Value, worth. Heard in expressions such as ‘no cop’ or ‘any cop’.
Friday June 13th, 2025
Bacon Sandwiches
Muttley’s Bacon Sandwich Recipe
1. Find a pig.
2. Pour huge amounts of alcohol into it.
3. Feed it chips.
4. Take it home.
5. Eat it.
Friday June 13th, 2025
banksy
Specialises in stencil graffiti and special installations. Very mischevious. Had a habit a few years of spraypainting “Graffiti zone” onto big white walls over a logo of the council and then letting everyone play
Website has some of his very cool stuff on it
Friday June 13th, 2025
Nurses
Moaning, overpaid know-it-alls that if had a little more power would invade Luxembourg and other minor European states
Friday June 13th, 2025
Q
Died in a car crash on a roundabout I used to go round every day on my way to and from work.
Friday June 13th, 2025
smoking
A major source of income to the Government through heavy taxes, but destructive to health and the environment.
Friday June 13th, 2025
computers
If you’re useing Windows this will crash riiiiiiight...... now. Buh bye!
Friday June 13th, 2025
Cucumber
a handy vegetarian sex aid when meat is hard to find.
Friday June 13th, 2025
the wall
The popular name for the “pain-barrier”
eg I went through the wall listening to 3 Spice Girls songs on Friday
Thursday June 12th, 2025
buggeration
Exclam. An exclamation of annoyance or surprise.
Thursday June 12th, 2025
browns
The result of cloning Gordon Brown*
*Warning: excessive prudence may be injurious to the economy.
Thursday June 12th, 2025
tuppence
/Tuppence, Tuppence?/
The term (formerly) used to detail 2 pence.
Immortalized in the film ‘Mary Poppins’.
Thursday June 12th, 2025
old man collecting
A Hobby.
For this hobby you will need:
a lockable cupboard or room
a packet of bourbon biscuits and some weak lemon drink
Thursday June 12th, 2025
Social networking
The latest thing on the internet. Freakcity could be seen as a “social networking” site. It’s all a bit silleh if you ask me
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Jumble Sales
Jumbles Sales are the perfect place to meet older ‘Fag Hags’ normally in the form of little old ladies working for the local WI.
A great place to pick up things to then sell on eBay.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
northampton
Where you’re worth as much as your trainers and mobile phone.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
bulge
Battle which took place in Ardennes in the winter of 1944/1945.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Food
Yummy scrumptiousness...like coconut macaroons....or anything pastry-infested
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Shaina Twain
An imposter to the real music star SHANIA TWAIN.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
mums
When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.
And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?
I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.
But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.
Mums are great.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Homie-Sexual
a gay person who has an interest in urban cultures, such as hip hop, graffiti, b-boying/breaking, turntablism.....
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Nuggetry
Person or thing defined as being lovely to the ears, eyes, or mouth
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
Orpington
Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
zaty
Errorfied’s bitch apparently:
<errorfied> I officially make Zaty my BITCH
this concept is inherently rather funny
Wednesday June 11th, 2025
The Crow
The beligerent, rude, overweight, menapausal oaf I have to work with
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
gwrywgydiwr Budr
dirty homosexual.....what i am and what i like,amongst other things.
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
shes0nfire
nice song sung by Amy Holland....actually....I think it was her
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
KA
Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.
Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.
Negative point: Scary
Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
Conversationalists
The longest anagram in the English language
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
ipod
Local landfill tours:
“On your left you can see the Pile of AOL CDS – On your right ipod mountain”
Tuesday June 10th, 2025
Forbidden Planet
A place where slightly spotty yet attractively geeky young men hang out. It also sells comics and rekated items.
Monday June 9th, 2025
Porn
When the man puts his boytoy in the womanplace and a bearded man films it.
There are also plenty of other types of porn but 90% of it is developed with a straight male audience in mind. Sounds good to me
Monday June 9th, 2025
Fox
Fox, The. Large, well established Lesbian pub in Birmingham.
Mojen doesn’t go there though; we think she’s already had them all.
Monday June 9th, 2025
novak
Scott’s server. Shiny silver thing that runs his 42" plasma screen. Also ½ of irc.freakcity.net.
Named after Gwen Novak, one of the aliases of Hazel Stone, a member of the Families and one of the people who freed luna
Monday June 9th, 2025
Imperial Gunpowder
This tea comes from either China or Indonesia. It has a light, refreshing taste and a sweet aroma. Imperial Gunpowder is so called because the freshly plucked tea leaves are hand rolled in steel pans over an open fire. As the leaves are rolled they are shaped into tiny pellets or ôshotsö that ôexplodeö when boiling water is poured over them.
Monday June 9th, 2025
symbolics (n)
Pretentious thing said to be highly significant but which is, in fact, a load of bollocks.
For example, the three red lines and a blue sqiggle that is said, by the artist, to represent their “inner termoil” but which, in fact, represents a big fat cheque and an entry in next year’s Turner Prize.
Monday June 9th, 2025
I like short skinny bats
Bat – a slang word for oriental boys derived from putting your hands on the side of your face, fingers stretched up, and disfiguring your eyes to look chink-like, ending up looking like batman(ish). Okay, so sue me!
Monday June 9th, 2025
Big Brother
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
Monday June 9th, 2025
wolverhampton
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.
Monday June 9th, 2025
Archer
Tasmin
Early 90s warbler best-remembered for the ethereal ’Sleeping Satellite". Recreated (poorly) as a badger by Harry Hill in the early 00’s
Monday June 9th, 2025
cycling
transport designed for The Nederlands, Belgie, Cambridgsehire and Lincolnshire (holland)
Monday June 9th, 2025
Swansea
A rather nice city only famous for closed coal mines, the place where the M4 ends and where your driving licence goes to die
Monday June 9th, 2025
Computers
The Computer
The Device sitting in front of you. You mainly Swear bad words at when it DoesnÆt Work,
Does something completely different to what you want it to do.
And Costs a fortune to get fixed.
Note: Computers are like Expensive partners, There lethal to both your bank account and your Credit cards.
Monday June 9th, 2025
David Blunkett
Seems to get a lot more action than he deserves.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Theaksto
I would, too! Though he’s let himself go a little bit, recently.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Wisdom Teeth
Painful. Waste. Of. Time. They are pointless, don’t make you any wiser, and they hurt. Owww!
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Podcast
A new flashy name for something old. DIY broadcasting.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
L S Lowry
Not to be confused with Lowri Turner, the homophobic television presenter who just seems to have been in the public’s eye since the beginning of the 20th Century.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Scott
The poor guy that made this place and has to put up with all our complaining.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
skating
strapping wheels to your feet and hurtling down hills desperately trying to avoid killing youself and those around you.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Q
Also a letter, which you largely have to use a ‘u’ after to make any words. Like qualm and quaint...but not Iraq.
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Adam Baldwin
Not nearly as sexy as Sean Maher... but a bloody great actor. Compare the coarse, unrefined Jane in Firefly with the suave, elegant Hamilton in Angel – I had to constantly remind myself they were played by one and the same bloke!
Sunday June 8th, 2025
masturbation
Sex with someone you love (paraphrased from Woody Allen)
Sunday June 8th, 2025
Syd Barrett
Original lead singer/songwriter for Pink_Floyd – Allegedly “Shine on you Crazy Diamond” was written about him as he went a bit loopy on drugs.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
chav
Noun. A person of working class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Derog.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
doncaster
You hate it, and you’ll know you have to leave.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
carrots
Originally white, then came a purple variety, then the Dutch turned them orange by means of propaganda and arresting and torturing their mums until they turned colour
Saturday June 7th, 2025
javine
(latin: eurovisionii catastrophus)
Tall thin boney plant with horse shaped flower. Blooms once then fades away. Mainly found in west end nowadays nestled amongst Daddyee Coolus and Cindyus Eastenderus.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
Q-Bert
A really sodding difficult game that I am obsessed with...and have finally made it to the fourth level.....go me!
Saturday June 7th, 2025
Gerald Scarfe
A man married to Jane Asher, queen of “Crossroads Motel” and baking fairy cakes.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
cheese
Congealed mammary secretions... mmmm lovely The Neal’s Yard Dairy is the best cheese shop there is.
Saturday June 7th, 2025
no2id
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?
Saturday June 7th, 2025
Munter
A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood... You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
Friday June 6th, 2025
Wardrobe
Place to keep all the men you fancy, in preparation for you taking over the world with them.
Friday June 6th, 2025
doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.
Friday June 6th, 2025
brew up
To harbour anal feculance for time until noxiousness can no longer be contained
Friday June 6th, 2025
firefox
What was orignally a decent piece of software, but has become bloated, ugly and slow over time.
Friday June 6th, 2025
blithbury
A look someone gives you by which you become aware that they’re much too drunk to have understood anything you’ve said to them in the last twenty minutes.
Friday June 6th, 2025
The spiderman
The act of jizzing in your hand and then flinging it at someone’s face, shouting “Web on!”.
Friday June 6th, 2025
Melissa
16 year old girl in Texas whom you’ll want to talk to... really active likes having fun fun fun.... ADRENALINE IS HER MIDDLE NAME
Friday June 6th, 2025
Devon
The county I aspire to. I love it, apart from Dartmoor, which the Martians can have back
Friday June 6th, 2025
Titian
Whilst Titian was mixing Rose Madder
His model climbed up a ladder
The position to Titian suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had ’er
Friday June 6th, 2025
noni
No noni noni – Absolute absence of said Tahitian fruit.
Friday June 6th, 2025
yack up
Verb. To vomit. E.g."That was the worst meal ever; I feel like yacking up."
Friday June 6th, 2025
Freedoms
Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But the instructions offer some great train journey reading material for all the family.
Friday June 6th, 2025
Crucify
The best song ever. Especially when played live over several hours in the Welcome to sunny Florida DVD
Friday June 6th, 2025
Milton Keynes
“Wouldn’t be nice if all cities where like Milton Keynes”.. *grab Red Balloon"
Thursday June 5th, 2025
zombies
Zombies were doped with Tetrodotoxin (TTX) derived from Puffa Fish (a delicacy in Japan, eat carefully), TTX is also used for treating Prostate Cancer, something to do with Sodium Channels.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
barbican
short for Barbican Arts Centre, Silk Street, London near Moorgate. Jason organises events at the Barbican mostly cinema outings. If you ever need to find me – try the Waterside Cafe – I’m usually sat outside whatever the weather enjoying some peace and quiet.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
cheesetoastie
CheeseToastie: noun;
Something that David added to the dictionary because it wouldn’t let him link to “Cheese Toastie” with a space.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}
Thursday June 5th, 2025
You Cube
Where the Borg post videos of their assimilations on the internet
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Limerick
There once was a nice bloke named Scott,
Who liked having sex in the bott,
He met a young Possom,
Who told him to toss him,
And now what a great guy he’s got!
Thursday June 5th, 2025
shOUT
Lesbian and Gay magazine for Norfolk run by Scott and Owen 10ish years ago
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Computer Games
They also Cost you a fortune in Hardware Upgrades [PC] for playing the New games that are always comeing out that Demand Better Hardware
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Conservationalists
The longest anagram in the English language
Thursday June 5th, 2025
sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Alcohlexia
The utter failure to be able to type on a forum after a couple of gins. As yet, no real means of translation unless you know the offender personally and can pester them during their crushing hangover as to what it meant.
SEE: www.freakcity.net/quotes.asp?quote=1042
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Simon Pegg
Fit actor who no one has heard of
i have yet to find someone who does
Thursday June 5th, 2025
veganism
The art of eating only mung beans and scones without cream. And scones.
Vegans can have explosive wind. I suspect TJ is a closet vegan
Thursday June 5th, 2025
bobdylan
But who still somehow managed to be considerably richer than you, Pete
Thursday June 5th, 2025
doncaster
The birth place of John Parr, the guy who had a hit with ’St. Elmo’s Fire’ in 1985.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
jam
Twisted comedy series from the warped brain of Chris Morris – and therefore rather mirthsome.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
Aromatic
n. Chemical containing a ring structure, generally assumed to Benzene but can be any variation containing delocalised pi-electron bonding structures.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
dorkbot
Freaky people who do strange things with electricity.
Meet in Limehouse and Brick lane.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
paintist
* A combination of a Painter and an Artist, through a process of genetic mutation.
* A gaffe made by Mickstar during cut-away questions after an interview.
* A painter or an artist.
* Do not use this word or people will think you are mad.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
doncaster
Train to Leeds sometimes stops there, thankfully not for long.
Thursday June 5th, 2025
defenestration
The other tenth may know through academic studies, including, for example the Great Defenestration(s) of Prague.
Also appears in the novel /Hannibal/
Thursday June 5th, 2025
downtime
A time-phase of inner searching to understand and ponder upon a problem/question/activity that may or may not be related to recent events. Signified by the subject going quiet and sometimes muttering to himself for long periods of time. Known to last from 30 minutes to 3 hours.
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
French and Saunders
They appear live during brilliant concerts dressed as Santa and bully the backing singers! Oh yes!
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Telepathy
Can’t be bothered to turn over the television
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
anoraknophobia
Irrational (or otherwise) fear of Anoraks
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
cynds
A. Flash his cocks for attention as his brains won’t ever get notice. ;o)
B. A total Camp Queen; Listen to one side of a story and believe he know the whole story.
Bi. Put his nose into other people business and act surprise when people hit back!
C. Lack the basis of common manners (i.e. ‘Please’ or ’Thank you’)
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
alcohol
popular drug treasured for its ability to make the imbiber gracefully acorabatic, hugely witty, astonishingly attractive, and breathtakingly wise.
Excessive alcohol consumption can lead to addiction, poverty and, most worryingly, G-A-Y.
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
skinheads
Gay men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks consensually beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as attractive. Not to be confused with [1].
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
UPS
Uninterruptable Power Supply. Big thing with a battery. It plugs into the mains, you plug computers into it. If the power goes out because your flatmate’s 50kw dildo causes a freak surge tripping all your circuit breakers, the UPS kicks in and powers your computer for about 10 mins or so, which is enough time to either have the power back on or for the UPS to tell the computer to shut down quietly
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Ben Cohen
The Sexiest Rugby Player known to mankind. Something to snuggle up to in cold winter nights. Sex on legs. Men want him, women want him too...
Observe...
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Copulate
coffee named after a movie director... oh no sorry.. that’s Coppolatte
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Blair
Blair, Tony:- British PM from 1998-nuclear holocaust (next June)
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
looking at computer screens
The one thing in Dick I have never done...
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
Cannabis
No idea, not a clue, never heard of the stuff, m’lud.
Wednesday June 4th, 2025
oldmancollecting
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.
For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.
Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.
Or something like that
Sunday June 1st, 2025
Heinlein
Robert Anton Heinlein was one of Science Fiction’s grand masters. He wrote, amongst other things, Starship Troopers (although it bears very little in common with the film) and The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, which is currently being developed for television by Tim Minear. Fanfuckingtastic work. My favourite being “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”, but his most famous probably being “Stranger in a Strange Land”. Which gave birth to the concept of Grok
Sunday June 1st, 2025
pub crawl
Misconception. Public houses do not have the ability to get up and crawl away. This is a delusion created by the effects of excessive alcohol use!
Sunday June 1st, 2025
dune
Usually found before the word Buggy.....apart from when in context of young mothers
Sunday June 1st, 2025
camping
French for campsite. Which would explain why there’s a campsite in Croatia called Camping Polari. No, really.
See Polari.
Sunday June 1st, 2025
wanking
*giggle*. Well you all know what that means, <i>surely</i>?
Sunday June 1st, 2025
breathing
The fine art of respiration. Which many people can do :0) Its a great social activity and fun for all the familly. although many a time people are sure to ask that the mother-in-law would just stop doing it.
Breathing is also a particularly bad habit that many 12-26 year old blonde women from essex seem to have picked up. If only there was a slightly less dramatic way of ending their miserable existance then to watch the mass sucide as you tell the westlife have split up or applying arsnic to all gold hoop earings imported to the UK.
Sunday June 1st, 2025
controversy
What happens when your friends/family/coworkers act like they’re in an episode of Hollyoaks and everybody gets too moody about everything.