Words of the Day for February 2025
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday February 5th, 2025
Oyster card
A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s
Monday February 3rd, 2025
Freedoms
Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays and Crack Whores, and needles for Drug addicts...)
The good thing is that they’re free and readily available for when you want a shag. They also include very explicit instructions in the activity of bumsex, just in case you didn’t know how.
The down side is that you cannot use not having a condom as an excuse for declining sex. “Sorry, Not tonight I’m washing my cock.”
And the other downside is that the condoms in the packs are made of uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, and look and smell rubbery and require 3 strong nurses to pull them on your willy. Or something.