Avast! I has no idea who this person is.
He took me comment virginaty well 1st time for losin somethin lol – Know him a lon time not be seen him for longer miss that thar chats n bin silly he also slighty strange like me yey. Arr!
One o that thar scariest people alive, wronger than a wron thing, bigger than a bi thin n luvlier than a luvly thin :0) Known him far too lon n be all that thar better for it :p He makes Me feel sane :p. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
Yes Master... *bows*
Landlubber! I’ve just done a huge log, so there!
Arr... Old flatmate, old matey, old soul, new thinkin.