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Bubblewrap massacre


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Alarming, blonde, comical, dizzy, evil, feculating, gratuitous, handsome, intellectual, jolly, kitten-ish, lovely, morish, nonse, opulant, precious, queen, ravisher, shopper, tall, undeniable, verocious, wanker, xenophobe, yellowed, zany; be how that thar alphabet would describe me
 
Likes:
Shiny toys, boy glue, telephonic technology
 
Dislikes:
Squit sex, roundabouts, oysters
 
Hobbies:
Food, self-adulation, snacks, hugging, sitting, standing, randomness
 
Moustaches:
Ahoy! Are clearly for dictators
 
Teeth:
Ahoy me hearties! Are optional but always a bonus
 
Mentality:
Avast! Very, very low indeed
 
Freakcity:
Bingowings was the 212nd member of FreakCity and has wasted 3 days, 1 hour so far on this site
 

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Last online:
Monday June 25th, 2012 at 11:48am 
 
Name:
Adam 
 
Sex:
That thin other people have, me hearties! 
 
Age:
41 
 
Height:
6’ 0 
 
Build:
occasionally toned, when I suck in, me hearties! 
 
Sexuality:
Landlubber! is an odd thin isn’t it? 
 
Area:
Shiver me timbers! My own little world...it has pink clouds 
 
IRC Nick:
bingowings
 
Freakcity:
Online now
 

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HillBilly — i wish i had a goat, i hate everyone, i hate everything, say sandwich, don’t look at it!, do you like burritos?, pasta in a cup, i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar, i have an itch, i can fit that bush in my shirt, thursday?, mexico head, tuesday, creepy elevator guy, i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it, this should be illegal, you’re... Landlubber! My Ex flat matey n got t’ be that thar best bubble wrapped badger i know!

mogwai — Colossal Whoopsie delightful ex o yesteryear. sillyness abound, though does has a slight badger fettish, hmm., me hearties!

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+abeneplacito+: Probability engineer of renown! +admcg+: I drink. Therefore I am. ’We’re all fucked. I’m fucked. You’re fucked. The whole department’s fucked. It’s been the biggest cock-up ever and we’re all completely fucked.’ +alamac+: +anandamide+: Tall. Faraway eyes. Prone to thinking everything or nothing at all. Confused, frantic, chilled. Too many dreams in my head. They breed, and I’m beggining to figure out how. I write an awful lot. 99% of it it utter wank and useful only for it’s unhinged surrealist value. Thankfully, only those who get me when I’m very drunk with acess to... +baboonish+: meh, if you wanna know more about me read my journal. I’ve started using it a bit more now :) +cynds+: Do You Want Me To Take It Up The Shitter, ’Cause It’s A Fiver Extra! +Deev+: Posh Northern Bummer +Denty+: +Elfy+: On the quiet side. A bit peculiar. A good companion, in a weird sort of way. +Footle+: Dizzy, yet strangely evil. +GingerBen+: Ginger.. gay... nothing more to add +HillBilly+: i wish i had a goat, i hate everyone, i hate everything, say sandwich, don’t look at it!, do you like burritos?, pasta in a cup, i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar, i have an itch, i can fit that bush in my shirt, thursday?, mexico head, tuesday, creepy elevator guy, i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it, this should be illegal, you’re... +justin+: i am a meat puppet. +kee+: +Lee+: Insane 22 year old health professional living in central London ;) +mage+: 24 turning 60 +magic_mushroom+: No word in the english language describes me yet. +mogwai+: Colossal Whoopsie +Mojen+: just me... +Mozza+: Easy going, friendly but with a slightly evil sense of humour :P Idealistic +MySound+: Mad and lovable 26yo, looking for friendship, companionship and his soulmate. Answers on an egg. +Nable_Bob+: Just relised how empty my profile is...well im 17, fun, bouncy..most the time, easy to get along with! and of course very loving! MWAH! +NotDan+: Oh, I don’t know! Think of something apt and witty and imagine that I’d written it... +olliecook+: down to earth, realistic, friendly and approachable. at least i think so. ;) +powerkitten+: 28, living in Reading for nearly two years now. Have a developed a circle of friends in and around Reading, but often spend time in London as well. +robl+: Mostly Harmless. Fluffy and bouncy. +rstewart1978+: Shy gay lad, very sarcastic and scottish +scott+: Freakcity’s daddeh. +Sexylushcrazycoo+: I wandered lonely as a cloud, as far as someone who I don’t like before I dump my acid rain on their face. Not that I’m nasty, but you would wouldn’t you. Drink too much, play too much, talks too loud, whispers too quietly, complains too often... All in all, a bit excessive really...... +Teleute+: CyberGoth/Head F*çK +TheDude+: On holiday from work yet again. What on earth am I going to do to entertain myself this time?? +Tricky+: One tall, slim, (kung fu obsessed) gym bunny with no tact :) +wil+: bored housewife seeks industrial strength bleach and permenant fluroescent blue hair dye! please...

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