Ahoy! Followin that thar heartfelt concerns o his loved ones back on that thar faithfull old third rock from the likes of that thar Sun, OneLittleSpaceman’s venture into that thar dark depths o outerspace in search o an alternate natural fuel source t’ nourish his dyin planet soldiered on.

Days, weeks, months passed. Galaxies never seemed t’ end. Until on one typical intergalatical day o lightspeed, OneLittleSpaceman spotted somethin off that thar Starbourd bow... No, not be Klingons off that thar starbourd bow, starbourd bow, starbourd bow... But, a twinklin planet over a slightly silvery colour. Like a moistend pebble glistenin at day-break on a sun-kissed beach.

An hour later, his trusty space ship had skimmed into orbit n prepared t’ land. After a deep breath that thar air locked was opened n OneLittleSpaceman took his first tentative steps onto a new planet.

There was plants n what seemed like wildlife... None he recognised, but thar was some none that thar less. His gadgets n gizmos all confirmed thar was indeed enough oxygen t’ breath unaided, so he removed his glass domed helmet.

After expectin a gust o wind t’ whip under his lon golden locks, they simply fell flat around his arms. thar was no wind, or even breeze. So much for that fabulous entrance on t’ a new planet. On wards with that thar mission...

Strollin into what appeared t’ be a forest, OneLittleSpaceman heard a rustlin in that thar shrubbery.

He paused.

Is thar any one there? I be from the likes of Earth." he said – cause o course