Avast! i wish i had a goat, i hate everyone, i hate everything, say sandwich, don’t look at it!, do ye like burritos?, pasta in a cup, i stole a salt shaker n filled it with sugar, i has an itch, i can fit that bush in me shirt, thursday?, mexico head, tuesday, creepy elevator guy, i opened that thar diet coke can after i saw her shake it, this should be illegal, ye’re touchin me!, don’t touch me!, it’s not be an assembly until i take off me shoe, it’s cold in here, i has a ketchup collection in me car, i like beans, i want t’ kick everyone!, i want t’ wound yer flesh, i be an albino ninja, i be a vampire, bein a vampire be like havin a permanent hangover, that’s not be mine, mine!, give me that!, everythin be stupid, hypocrite! Ok, i think that’s it. has a nice day.

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