Bingowings’s blog
Getting laid ain’t easy
Thursday March 31st, 2005 at 15:48pm
Pah! Just pah! Honestly, a guy tries to get some sex, and it always fails. For some reason, instead of bumming me, blokes take it upon themselves to unload a lifetime of shit at my door. Granted, helping them out in these times of apparent crisis makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, but I want to feel warm and fuzzy from shagging, and then I may feel satisfied too. I just wish if people would invite themselves back to yours for sex, they’d have the decency to actually have sex with you! On the other hand, everytime I go to the toilet, a swamp appears from my bum, so maybe it’s for the best