Words of the Day for June 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday June 5th, 2026
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick
Friday June 5th, 2026
404
Proving that you have failed at websearching, and at life as a whole.
Friday June 5th, 2026
Places the inhabitants of which give her majesty pleasure.
Friday June 5th, 2026
hugging
Like a cuddle,only less intimate, and leading to less sex
Friday June 5th, 2026
ASBO
In the Chav religion, this is somewhat equivalent to “Jihad”. Context: “Oy m8, stop that fukkin round or ill get an asbo on ya”. Usually should be placed squarely on the shoulders of the one shouting it. Some chavs like to collect ASBOs and will attempt to get in trouble just so they can have more.
Friday June 5th, 2026
cycling
Tell that to this man!
Not to mention that cycling up hills gives you really toned arse!
Thursday June 4th, 2026
Food
Yummy scrumptiousness...like coconut macaroons....or anything pastry-infested 
Thursday June 4th, 2026
ecstasy
I have been know to enter said state of extreme happiness after winning £4.75 on a bet on the Martell Grand National in 1998
Thursday June 4th, 2026
monsters
"My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are."
Thursday June 4th, 2026
Pretty men
[n. pl.] A particular genus of human noted for their aesthetically pleasing arrangement of facial features and/or hairstyle. Most tend to look good half dressed and photographed in black and white. May or may not have more than two GCSEs.
Thursday June 4th, 2026
cynds
apparently a native child who know nothing and lack manners?
make anysense to you?
Thursday June 4th, 2026
tuppence
/Tuppence, Tuppence?/
The term (formerly) used to detail 2 pence.
Immortalized in the film ‘Mary Poppins’.
Thursday June 4th, 2026
wanking
*giggle*. Well you all know what that means, <i>surely</i>?
Thursday June 4th, 2026
Mobile Phone
device for the downloading of porn off the WAP (WAP: WIRELESS ADULT PHONE)
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
controversy
Contra – Against
Versus – The line (of writing)
Not to take the established line but rather to see an alternative, a sign of intelligence.
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
Co-Op Out
To veg out on chocolate, crisps and other junk/convenience food from your local corner store.
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
chicken
Noun. 1. A young person. Very common on the gay scene for an attractive young male.
2. A game of courage in which competitors dare one another to complete a given task. Usually a game of adolescence.
Adj. Cowardly. {Informal}
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
skinheads
Gay men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks consensually beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as attractive. Not to be confused with [1].
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
Douglas Coupland
Author of Generation X, which has a loud pink cover which messes with your eyes. It’s also a very good book with no real ending, just a long string of modern parables.
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
scone
A savoury cake, nice piping hot with butter or (I’ve discovered recently) cold with jam and clotted cream. The correct pronuciation of the word “scone” is one of the most controversial and hotly debated subjects in the history of creation.
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
G-A-Y
Hellish dinge pit in central London playing utter trash
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
name value pairs
High profile couples much sort after at socialite dinner parties, as in "Felicity, can we invite both Charles & Camilla and Madonna & Guy? They’re both such great name value pairs."
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
Daily Mail
election Flyer for the BNP..
not fit to wipe your arse on
Wednesday June 3rd, 2026
doncaster
Train to Leeds sometimes stops there, thankfully not for long.
Tuesday June 2nd, 2026
The List
The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.
Subscribe mark-thomas
majordomo@gbnet dot net
Tuesday June 2nd, 2026
Radio 4
that station where joan collins had an argument live on air
Tuesday June 2nd, 2026
you make the rules
Roughly approximates to “I have something on you and if you don’t behave I’m gonna be a cunt”
Tuesday June 2nd, 2026
Ronald Hutton (Prof)
The leading authority on paganism and the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. He’s great.....just look at his picture!
Monday June 1st, 2026
Dolphinstar
Two random, unconnected nouns brutally stapled together to form a wooly, gay name for a less-wooly and less gay man