Words of the Day for April 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday April 15th, 2026
bull dyke
Noun. A masculine lesbian. Typifies the heterosexual necessity to impart male traits in a derogatory fashion, however the term is used and accepted within the scene.
Tuesday April 14th, 2026
stephen fry
Stylish comedian, author, and actor with sexy brain.
Presents QI. Played Wooster in Granada adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster.
Monday April 13th, 2026
those urban types
Generic term for people who not only are tragically unfabulous, but in fact fall well below the acceptability threshold.
Sunday April 12th, 2026
chav
An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.
Saturday April 11th, 2026
camping
French for campsite. Which would explain why there’s a campsite in Croatia called Camping Polari. No, really.
See Polari.
Friday April 10th, 2026
Countryside
fresh air and fields rapidply being erorded by Tesco, B&Q, Homebase, Mcvomitit drive thrus and plastic happy chefs. and pseudo villages for the “we’ve just moved here from Finchley” set
Thursday April 9th, 2026
Bentonite
Will make Superman gay.
Also a type of clay used for its swelling properties on wetting and low permeability.Often referred to by me as ’nature’s tampon’
Wednesday April 8th, 2026
Devon
The place where they know how they make it soooo creamy
Tuesday April 7th, 2026
Mottram-in-Longdendale
The arse-end of civilisation. I searched for about half-an-hour to find a decent link. I couldn’t find one. Just search on Google or said equivalent.....you’ll see what I mean
Monday April 6th, 2026
antidisestablishmentarianism
A high score in Scrabble but there is never enough room on the board!
Sunday April 5th, 2026
iPod
Yet another show of genius from the legend that is Steve Jobs – we bow down to you and your mighty Mac.
Friday April 3rd, 2026
Wallnuts
Wallnuts. Crawl up walls when no-one’s looking and land on your head when you least expect it.
Come in salted, dry roasted and hairy flavours
Wednesday April 1st, 2026
Griffin
Public house in the Northamptonshire village of Pitsford known for decent grub, family entertainment and various break-ins elevating it to the crime capital of the East Midlands