Words of the Day for April 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Rhyn
My band. Recently released a home-recorded CD with a few songs I’ve writ, and soon to follow with DVD including footish of us prancing about, running over seals and cooking! It’s early days yet, Rhynners!
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Social network
What the kids have instead of friends these days. Grmbl.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
sitting
see standing the act of not standing, but not quite lying, rather somewhere in between....like when a gayer bounces on cock
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Birmingham New Street
A concrete carbuncle with dark cellar of a rail station with claustrophobic platforms underneath.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Chickenhawk
An older gent who exclusively hunts young pretty boys 
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Demoracy
An as yet unrealised system of government in which the people do the governing.
Many people claim to be living in democracies (see USA). They’re all lying and are mostly living in Republics but are too stupid to spot the difference.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Chicago
Home to the USA’s tallest building, and the country’s busiest airport.
Famous for gangsters and jazz.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
chuck
Noun. An term of endearment. E.g."Come on chuck, let’s go out."
Verb. 1. To vomit.
2. To terminate a relationship. E.g."I’m going to chuck her at the weekend, she’s really annoying me with her moaning."
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Barcode
The home of Letcherous poofs who like to pretend they’re all grown up and not letcherous at all.
Cheap beer on Mondays though 
We once saw Seanyboy’s willy on the dancefloor in there.
* Scott gets all wistful...
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Jim
Extremely embarrassing thing to do, especially when done so professionally by Scott.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Homie-Sexual
a gay person who has an interest in urban cultures, such as hip hop, graffiti, b-boying/breaking, turntablism.....
Thursday April 30th, 2026
defenestration
removing Windows from a PC in favour of something a little less crap
Thursday April 30th, 2026
marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Secret Life Of Us
An Australian drama revolving around the lives of the residents of an apartment block in an urban suburb of Melbourne. It follows the characters through some of life’s most complex journeys, as they search for themselves in their work, social and family lives, yet always following one simple rule: all roads lead back to your friends.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
Beer Sweets
without a shadow of a doubt, the best penny sweets in the world. They’re little jelly pint glasses that taste not very much like beer, but they even have head! And they taste great! AND they’re only available in my village!
If I could, I would eat only them.
Thursday April 30th, 2026
web
Something to do with Tim Bernars-Lee and something called the Internet.
Wednesday April 29th, 2026
FoIP
Fire over IP™.
Ever wanted to set fire to someone’s face over the internet? Well now you can!
Tuesday April 28th, 2026
Nuggetry
Person or thing defined as being lovely to the ears, eyes, or mouth
Tuesday April 28th, 2026
Jim
+Verb.+
The action of accidentally sending a highly personal email to an entire mailing list instead of the intended recipient. Kudos if the person the email is gossiping about is actually on said list.
A lesser Jim is when you mispost from one list to another. CF Jim from the MT list crossposting to Urban Cyclists frequently.
Although Jim’s original Jim is the best, some others have managed to Jim noticeably well, including Scott who once Jimmed about an ex friend’s mental state to the list that person was on.
Tuesday April 28th, 2026
bum
Noun. 1. The buttocks or anus.
2. A objectionable person.
3. A beggar, homeless person. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. 1. To beg. E.g."Can I bum a cigarette off you until I buy some later?"
2. To bugger, sodomize.
Tuesday April 28th, 2026
Lloyded
Solemm offical Act of hugging performed by the black Chaser Lloyd. Involves him grabbing your belly from behind, while pressed close to you, and running said hands acrross belly in a circular motion. Mostly used as a form of Bear/chub tester to see how well friends have developed, but also used as a form of affection for a good and strong friend. May involve Lloyd purring like a little girl and making solemm ‘mmmm’ noises.
Warning: Noises may possibly be of Lloyd thinking dirty things to do with subject during Rubbing phase. You have been warned.
Thursday April 23rd, 2026
Windows
The worst operating system in the world ever, designed for continued frustration.
Wednesday April 22nd, 2026
special
Er..you mean adjective surely Scott?
Slang term for anything gay.
"Shall we go to the Special Pub tonight, darling?"
Tuesday April 21st, 2026
vegetarian
someone who does not eat meat nor fish. If you eat poultry but not red meat you are still NOT a vegetarian.
Monday April 20th, 2026
Poledriver
Death on four wheels. Am in Warsaw trying to cycle and seriously, these guys make London cab drivers look normal.
Wednesday April 15th, 2026
bull dyke
Noun. A masculine lesbian. Typifies the heterosexual necessity to impart male traits in a derogatory fashion, however the term is used and accepted within the scene.
Tuesday April 14th, 2026
stephen fry
Stylish comedian, author, and actor with sexy brain.
Presents QI. Played Wooster in Granada adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster.
Monday April 13th, 2026
those urban types
Generic term for people who not only are tragically unfabulous, but in fact fall well below the acceptability threshold.
Sunday April 12th, 2026
chav
An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.
Saturday April 11th, 2026
camping
French for campsite. Which would explain why there’s a campsite in Croatia called Camping Polari. No, really.
See Polari.
Friday April 10th, 2026
Countryside
fresh air and fields rapidply being erorded by Tesco, B&Q, Homebase, Mcvomitit drive thrus and plastic happy chefs. and pseudo villages for the “we’ve just moved here from Finchley” set
Thursday April 9th, 2026
Bentonite
Will make Superman gay.
Also a type of clay used for its swelling properties on wetting and low permeability.Often referred to by me as ’nature’s tampon’
Wednesday April 8th, 2026
Devon
The place where they know how they make it soooo creamy
Tuesday April 7th, 2026
Mottram-in-Longdendale
The arse-end of civilisation. I searched for about half-an-hour to find a decent link. I couldn’t find one. Just search on Google or said equivalent.....you’ll see what I mean
Monday April 6th, 2026
antidisestablishmentarianism
A high score in Scrabble but there is never enough room on the board!
Sunday April 5th, 2026
iPod
Yet another show of genius from the legend that is Steve Jobs – we bow down to you and your mighty Mac.
Friday April 3rd, 2026
Wallnuts
Wallnuts. Crawl up walls when no-one’s looking and land on your head when you least expect it.
Come in salted, dry roasted and hairy flavours
Wednesday April 1st, 2026
Griffin
Public house in the Northamptonshire village of Pitsford known for decent grub, family entertainment and various break-ins elevating it to the crime capital of the East Midlands