Words of the Day for May 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday May 17th, 2026
Fox
American network that fucks around with, and then prematurely cancels, really good TV shows
Saturday May 16th, 2026
stately homes
Slow moving old people.
Example useage: “I was walking down the pavement innit when my strides got messed up coz I had to walk around dem stately homes be-atch”
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Seabears
An imaginary creature that haunts the sandy beaches of the Canary Islands. They forage during the evening hours on Chavvy tourists and takes them back to their rocky lair and play tunes on their bones.
Commonly used in the phrase “I’m having a Seabears moment” when realising a slip of the tongue – can be interchanged with “blonde” or “senior”, but “seabears” is far far better
Saturday May 16th, 2026
reading
Something people do. Often on the forums. Usually before typing
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Jace
short for Jason aka photographer. Barbican Cinema events organiser and Citizens Advice worker
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Wardrobe
not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.
Saturday May 16th, 2026
cabbage
Good dietary fibre, full of vitamins and minerals, makes you fart. Cooking tip, add ground almond. Further cooking tip, eat raw.
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Libby
Named jointly after Lazarus “Libby” Long and the fact that it’s a Libretto — this is Scott’s teeny ickle ancient laptop. Made by Toshiba, it has a Pentium 266mhz chip and 64 meg of RAM. This is the overclocked speed...and it was souped up by Scott and has a 20gig HD just for fun...
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Dangerous Sports
A range of activities done for fun, where the chance of dieing is higher than normal, and or half the point.
Saturday May 16th, 2026
thingbox
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Blair
Blair, Tony:- British PM from 1998-nuclear holocaust (next June)
Saturday May 16th, 2026
Titian
Whilst Titian was mixing Rose Madder
His model climbed up a ladder
The position to Titian suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had ’er
Friday May 15th, 2026
Quadrilateral Equations
Not as difficult as they first appear but still a rather cruel form of torture inflicted upon key stage 3 pupils.
Friday May 15th, 2026
Scott
A man who, if he spent less time chatting to sexy men online while procastinating in IRC and more time working on the fucking BETA version on this site we would have more bleeding members! GET TO WORK BITCH! *cracks whip*
Friday May 15th, 2026
Feltching
The act of bumming one, cumming in one, then sucking out the heavenly goo with a straw. For other party antics, see also seagulling, donkey punching and monging.
Friday May 15th, 2026
fuckwittage
Term coined by Shazza, good friend of Bridget Jones. Said actions of Fuckwit should be discussed over several bottles of Chardonnay until having blurry good night with besssss fredn s. Argor.
Friday May 15th, 2026
Pirates
People who steal cargo from ships looking dead sexy as they do it. And say things like ‘savvy’ and have really cool names like Captain Jack Sparrow and Bootstrap Bill....arrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Thursday May 14th, 2026
Shonky
Badly implemented or produced. Describing a person who isn’t so good at doing what they’re doing.
“His barwork was a bit shonky”.
“That chair’s a bit shonky”...
Thursday May 14th, 2026
scareglow
Scary Creatures, like Intergalactic Space Bunny
Thursday May 14th, 2026
gigs
Going to see a band live not to be confused with a concert.
Thursday May 14th, 2026
Doodlebug
Slang term refering to a type of world war two german rocket mounted bomb. The nickname was affectionately given as the pulse jet engine made a low pitch “doodle” sound as is it passed overhead. If you happened to hear the engine stop doodling (the rocket had travelled its desired range) you were buggered... hence doodlebug... sommat my history teacher told me but i don’t know how true it is.
Thursday May 14th, 2026
Copulate
coffee named after a movie director... oh no sorry.. that’s Coppolatte
Thursday May 14th, 2026
G-A-Y
Pretentious bar full of pretentious scene queen fashion slaves who won’t even pas the time of day with you unless you are wearing the last Armani. Go to Trash Palace; its much cooler!
Thursday May 14th, 2026
DTTF
Rallying cry of “Death To the French” often heard around Retro Bar whenever Skywalker has been successfully removed from Thailand and ends up being sucked back into London again
Thursday May 14th, 2026
Old Kaka
Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on “the Holy day”. Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Wednesday May 13th, 2026
Money
Money has no value, other than the use you put it to.
Wednesday May 13th, 2026
cigarettes
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.
Wednesday May 13th, 2026
Cheese Toastie
When a man hasn’t been in the shower for a few weeks, and has sex so fast it causes friction burn...
Wednesday May 13th, 2026
Fox
James Fox. Ex llama academy student, now eurovision ‘hopeful’....I hope the twat ends up stranded in Europe. He sucks!
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
chavette
Female chav. Often seen wearing fake Burberry, Fake fur, Fake burberry patterned fur, too much lip gloss, enough mascara to clump and big hoopy earrings. Big hair sprouts from under the Burberry hat and they spend most of their giros on the lottery and/or malibu
Speak an incomprehensible language that’s a cross between Northern, R&B slang and Essex. Husbands likely to have tattoos reading "My other wife is a chav..."
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
the way of life
orignated from mr_cynds & amy-dave relgion. Some of the famous members of this relgion are Bill Cosby.
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
bobdylan
But who still somehow managed to be considerably richer than you, Pete
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
dune
place where naughty behaviour happens at Maspolamas (sp?)
Studland
and Uretiti
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
Q
A Time travelling or future gazing gadget expert who was always able to provide James Bond witht he exact gadgets he needed for the mission ahead...
Tuesday May 12th, 2026
gareth gates
A semi t-t-t-t-t-talented singer. Has been in Jordan, the poor man.
Monday May 11th, 2026
chariots
Decidedly dodgy set of “Health Clubs for gay men” one of which is about 5 mins from Scott’s flat
Monday May 11th, 2026
Pre-Raphaelite
Beautiful style of painting whose brotherhood included the like of Waterhouse and Rosetti
Monday May 11th, 2026
Wisdom Teeth
Painful. Waste. Of. Time. They are pointless, don’t make you any wiser, and they hurt. Owww!
Monday May 11th, 2026
cats
Small furry creatures that are entirely untrainable and fond of drilling
Monday May 11th, 2026
Countryside
The bit that separates people that is full of animals, poo and other people on horses not cars.
Monday May 11th, 2026
harrods
I accidentally stole some rashers of bacon from Harrods once.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Cyndi Lauper
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...
Monday May 11th, 2026
marmite
Loved or hated. There is no in between. AKA Vegemite elsewhere in the world.
Monday May 11th, 2026
chav
Noun. A person of working class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Derog.
Monday May 11th, 2026
nifty
FAG STORIES!
Tell your Drwho/captainJack midgetfistingorgy fantasy here!
Monday May 11th, 2026
dick
Rubbish movie starring Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams
Monday May 11th, 2026
PC: spyware ad-ware browser hijack
You been visiting far too many evil doggie porn sites – You need to stop gong to the doggie sites and stop allowing the install ActiveX to install.
Who knows what little Evils where installed – Just never use your credit card ever agene until you install windows from new
Removal tools:
Spybot S&D:
Ad-aware: Personal Edition SE:
www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/
[Both recommended to download and use together & Both are Free]
Monday May 11th, 2026
ajax
The White Tornado
(For those who are auld enough to remember the add “Cleans like a White Tornado” commercial)
Monday May 11th, 2026
Awfultic
Anything that claims authenticity when it cleatly isn’t at all authentic.
For example, the “genuine” Australian pub that has plastic crocodiles hanging from the walls and serves only luke-warn Castlemain XXXX.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Foreploy
The theoretical stage before sex for heterosexuals. If you are a homosexual replace with porn.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Bobby Davro
Strange man. I sat on his knee once, and there are photos to prove it.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Boinking
1. The act of hitting someone over the head with a soft / foam object.
2. fucking someone for the sake of it or for humorous intent.
Monday May 11th, 2026
photography
pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!
Monday May 11th, 2026
Diarhhoea
Tendency to crap too much
see squits
see Bum Wee
See Verbal Diarrhoea
Monday May 11th, 2026
humans
Bipedal denizens of a largely unremarkable but not entirely unpleasant ball of rock, floating aimlessly somewhere in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable Western Spiral arm of
the Galaxy. Their greatest accomplishments include the construction of the Pyramids at Giza, their triumphant defeat of gravity in 1961, and the cancellation of an (un)popular science fiction series called ‘Enterprise’. Their greatest failures, which significantly outnumber their achievements, include the development of musical ringtones, their evolutionary (and rather vulgar) method of reproduction, the ‘mullet’ hairstyle, and the gratuitous and belligrerently spiteful existence of Gail Porter.
The greatest human mystery remains, of course, Lisa Riley.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Chavmas
The winter festival celebrate by bad taste trash without a Christian bone in the body. The celebration involves Getting pissed, wearing Santa hats, turning your house into something like Blackpool Illuminations forcing a new Nuclear Power Station to be opened so the electricity can be provided. Driving you 4x4 or Sprog mobile to every out of town shopping centre to buy noisy toys for the brats, fake designer stuff for everyone else and enough pre prepared food and booze to last the siege of Stalingrad.
Monday May 11th, 2026
teabagging
When a drunken compadre has fallen foul to the menace of unconsciousness, his equally drunken comrades will attempt to revive him by smacking their bollocks on his forehead.
Whether he actually wakes up is irrelevant because you will have laughed so much doing it.
Monday May 11th, 2026
cats
The Egyptians thought cats were gods and they haven’t forgotten it.
Monday May 11th, 2026
circus2iraq
A small group of performers and activists are currently in Iraq performing and running circus skills workshops for the kids.
During the war, one of the most powerful things was playfulness when the bombs were falling – a birthday party, a football game, singing, blowing bubbles.
Anyone with skills, experience, donations or ideas to offer is welcome to get in touch.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Eggy
Everything that is right with the world, especially Easter. “Eggy” to egg, meaning, to be fine/well/not bad.
Monday May 11th, 2026
archer
Geoffrey
Literary genious of some renown, erswhile contender for the Tory Crown and Mayorial Chain. His vivid imagination earned him a place at the University of Belmarsh, from where he graduated with first class honours.
Monday May 11th, 2026
dorkbot
Freaky people who do strange things with electricity.
Meet in Limehouse and Brick lane.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Olives
Eugh! Satan’s fruit! Utterly vile, and occasionally found lurking in salads, masquerading as grapes.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Brumble
The act of grumbling in a blustery sort of way. For example, what old people do when they have no intention of doing anything about their greivance, but merely wish you to understand they’re not happy about something and/or everything.
Monday May 11th, 2026
Gerald Scarfe
Cartoonist – Well known for his political satire, his habit of using splattery inks and his very distinctive style. His website contains a link to the work he did on The_Wall – go look 
Sunday May 10th, 2026
firefly
Amazing sci-fi show that was axed by the Evil Fox after about 10 episodes...now available as a 13 episode DVD and soon to be available as a film, it charts the story of nine people living on a spaceship and getting up to all kinds of mischief. Cross the sharp writing team of Buffy with a little of the A Team and Babylon 5 and throw in a touch of Spaceballs and a healthy dollop of spaghetti western and hey, it sounds unlikely, but it all works.
Home to lines as great as:
Wash: Psychic? Sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live on a spaceship dear
and:
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Dead good. Go see.
Sunday May 10th, 2026
Michael Jackson
Pop star. Allegedly naughty and responsible for some of the biggest selling records of all time, as well as some of the most bizarre plastic surgery ever. Allegedly.
Strangely no mention of the court case allegations on his website 
Sunday May 10th, 2026
antidisestablishmentarianism
Impossible to win with in Countdown as Carol never gets enough letters out
Saturday May 9th, 2026
itlapd
Acronym of “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”
On Sep 19th each year the world is encouraged to take like a pirate. You can learn how at the official home page devoted to the day (link below).
Made famous by writer Dave Barry, the event has quite a cult following, particularly at the b3ta boards (not that I go there; very overrated website that’s rarely funny).
See ‘Pirates’.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
Overgrown pepperpots with sink plungers that have caused mayhem and terror throughout the universe.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
smoking
Bloody irritating – it stinks and makes it so I can’t bloody well breathe.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
Work
The place I go somtimes between sleeping and buying DIY stuff.
It generally helps pay for things but is bad for your health
Saturday May 9th, 2026
tube surf
The art of looking immensely cool as you travel the underground whilst standing up without using hands. Honest. Dead cool.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
Tuatha de Danon
Also – Tuatha de Dannan
Mythical inhabitants of Ireland – defeated the Formorians, and then were in turn defeated by the Milesians, the first huamn inhabitants of Ireland.
THe focus of much Irish folklore, there are many legends surrounding them
Saturday May 9th, 2026
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.
Saturday May 9th, 2026
Pino
Small robot for playing with. Squeaks and sounds a bit like mogwai. Most sexeh. Sulks if you don’t play with him. Bit like mogwai. Just remember kids, yiffing robots is wrong, mmkay?
(Tho Scott’s one isn’t that cool)
Saturday May 9th, 2026
pigeons
Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities
Friday May 8th, 2026
uncoffeed
To be without your morning coffee
Eg: Scott is uncoffeed this morning
Friday May 8th, 2026
Adam Baldwin
*drool*
One of the sexiest men to walk the Earth...
Friday May 8th, 2026
Jesus Army
evil people who try to run me over everytime they see me in the street!
Friday May 8th, 2026
stroke
Smooth slow motion of one’s hand along an object/person/sextoy
Friday May 8th, 2026
Dangerous Sports
Like foxhunting when your the fox.....only, I presume, not much fun
Friday May 8th, 2026
SPACED
One of the most inspired comedies of recent history. Best watched whilst under some sort of influence, but just as bizarre when sober.
Friday May 8th, 2026
Fox
Sam Fox. Touch me touch me, I wanna feel your body! Oh yeah!
Friday May 8th, 2026
Kylie
The word “Kylie” is Aboriginal and means “Boomerang”. Not a lot of people know that.
Friday May 8th, 2026
IRC
Internet Relay Chat. Invented in 1988, lets freaks (and other people) chat to each other over the interweb...
Friday May 8th, 2026
Squits
Posh word for Diarrhoea (which is a stupid word anyway)
See also Bum Wee
Friday May 8th, 2026
pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}
Friday May 8th, 2026
jeremy hunt
(Pl n).
Cockney rhyming slang. Often shortened to “Jeremy”
CF: "That taxi driver was a right Jeremy"
Friday May 8th, 2026
marmite
Absolutely nothing like Vegemite – there is only one Marmite.
Friday May 8th, 2026
Q
A sometimes, pompous and snobby, music magazine, which I buy frequently.
Friday May 8th, 2026
feltching
Also involves insertion of small, fluffy rodents into the rear. I got his info. from a book called "A to Z of bizarre sex by Tracey Love.
Friday May 8th, 2026
WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it
Thursday May 7th, 2026
CEX
Computer EXchange.
Dead groovy set of shops and website that sell second hand (and sometimes new) computer bits/dvds/games/anything that has batteries and isn’t a sex toy...
Deeply cool
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Genius
Lickspittle in a red jumper who wouldn’t look nearly so smug if (s)he had ever watched Star Trek.
Often seen wandering around Apple stores. Rarely seen doing anything useful in their own habitats, something called a “Genius Bar”, where they stand around and natter amongst themselves whilst an irate queue forms to their left.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Olives
Small metal rings used in plumbing two pieces of copper pipe together....aha!
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Popstarz
Dodgy, badly spelt plural of the word Popstar.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Ramsey, Gordon
A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.
Oh, and he’s a chef.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
doncaster
You hate it, and you’ll know you have to leave.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Radio 4
The most beautiful thing about middle-class England is Radio 4. Destined, alas, to be replaced by “rolling” news. Don’t you love that word? News only rolls if you’re creating or publishing it. Those of us who digest it want our news pretty much stationary, thank you very much.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
masturbation
Sex with someone you love (paraphrased from Woody Allen)
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Big Brother
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Elf
Orlando played one of these in the LOTR films. And he had lovely hair. And he could shoot arrows really well. But I don’t know what a real Elf would be like, so we’ll just take him as an example. Yes.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
cumbubbles
Bubbles of mangoo bubbling out of a bottom... usually experienced after a hard in and out bareback session when you have a gallon of spunk and 3 cubic metres of air up you..
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Wardrobe
Place to keep all the men you fancy, in preparation for you taking over the world with them.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Wooden Hill
Mythical portal leading – for some obscure reason – to Bedfordshire.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
chariots of fire
One of the worst films ever made. About men who ran and ran and ran for their country...even though everyone hated the Jewish guy coz he was Jewish...and everyone hated the Scottish guy because he was a staunch Christian.
I hate this film so much.
And it has the WORST theme tune ever.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
The Frames
As far as I am concerned – the greatest band currently on this little rock 
But for most just a fun accoustic Irish rock band with a penchent for nice strings...
Thursday May 7th, 2026
Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
wolverhampton
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.
Thursday May 7th, 2026
smokers
you’re fingers are all yellow, they’re the colour of poo, and when you get home, your walls are too! – a delightful song about smokers but I can’t recall where it’s from.
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
Woo-woo
sirens on a Police car usualy refferred to in the pural in lines like “Serg, can we use our woo- woos on this shout?”
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. 
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
skinheads
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with [2].
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
Billie Myers
One of Britain’s most under appreciated talents. A great singer/songwriter.
Responsible for the 1998 Top Ten hit single “Kiss The Rain”.
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
errorfied
One who is inclined to error; one who encourages and propagates error
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
barbican
Where long-legged plastic dolls go for a "number two"
Wednesday May 6th, 2026
Titan
Ref to “Cynds” to understand the strange person who is “aconite”.
Tuesday May 5th, 2026
trains
The word Train comes from an ancient British word which means Delay. Resurrected by British Rail to keep people happy.
Tuesday May 5th, 2026
teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.
. as in sex and the city
Tuesday May 5th, 2026
Bum wee
The type of diahorrea that you get after a heavy night’s drinking (or five). Like dishwater but less pleasant, it streams out from between your cheeks and makes weewee noises in the bowl
Tuesday May 5th, 2026
b0pping
the thing gay men can be found doing when incredibly drunk (or sober in my case)...
Monday May 4th, 2026
eevil
Like “evil” but more sinister. Often accompanied by steeple fingers
Monday May 4th, 2026
pink pound
Noun. Disposable income that ‘gays’ ostensibly have through not having the financial expense of children.
Monday May 4th, 2026
Podcast
Another way to hear some one bitch about the world
Sunday May 3rd, 2026
Dermot O’Leary
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...
I want...
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/other8/img_dermbelt.jpg
Uh uh.... 
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/t4/img_derm04n.jpg
YOU LUCKY BITCH!...
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Sunday May 3rd, 2026
Jesus Army
Evil Northampton-based weirdos who rampage through town in eerily psychadelic minibuses spreading crosses and indoctrination.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
angelou
Gorgeous band from Norwich – Now going by the name “Holly Lerski and Angelou”
Used to listen to them live years ago, and now they’re almost famous.
Humble is one of the most gorgeousest songs ever
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
alarm clock
1. alarm clock
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
man utd
Team for has-been glory-seekers.
NB largest fan-base registered in Swindon
Try below for a better option
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Forbidden Planet
A place where slightly spotty yet attractively geeky young men hang out. It also sells comics and rekated items.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
cheesetoastie
CheeseToastie: noun;
Something that David added to the dictionary because it wouldn’t let him link to “Cheese Toastie” with a space.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
no2id
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Blean
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes’ torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Metro
A newspaper produced free by the makers of the daily_mail and other horrendous rags like that...
Tries really hard to pretend that it’s not a right wing scaremongering piece of trash but occasionally forgets and prints a ranty and rather special article or two.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Tea
The giver of life. Solves all problems in the world ever.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Copulate
The time it takes a policeman to turn up in an emergency
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
David Blunkett
Seems to get a lot more action than he deserves.
Saturday May 2nd, 2026
Miller Genuine Draft
Real MGD is a light tasting lager, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
In the UK it doesn’t taste as good, but it does have a higher alcohol content, so it’s not all bad!
Friday May 1st, 2026
Troon
Troon – noun – a piece of music from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack