MAN GIVES BIRTH! Forgot to mention. I accidentally upset some Labour politicians on Monday. Got a leaflet through the door from them so opened the door to chuck it in the recycle bin. I’m guessing they’d pressed the (non functioning) doorbell because they were all stood there expectantly. So I just popped the leaflet in the recycle bin and shut the door, politely, in their faces I’m so mean. But still, they were politicians...