Ohmyfuckinggod. “Hasn’t pregnancy left Julia looking swell?” Photograph of Julia Roberts that’s looking straight down her newly ample cleavage. Guess the paper. Dan is being a ’tard again. Phoned yesterday - this time claiming that it was my fault that Laura split up with him - even though he split up with her. And then he told me he was coming over that evening to sort it out. No Dan turns up. Ah well. Door is double locked from the inside. Will phone him tonight to see what’s going on or if he’s still gonna be silly. Work was dull. Watched Carnivàle with Adam. Damn is it getting good. Can’t wait for the next one... The paper was The Mail