Dick Entry for “Chav”
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Ahoy me hearties! If yer definition o a good time be puttin on yer best Burberry knockoff hat, fake Nike trainers n that thar entire o that thar Elizabeth Duke collection all at once, goin out, buyin some unidentified pills with smiley faces on with yer dole money n then takin them whilst at home watchin Trisha then ye’re probably a chav.
Or replace that thar pills with gin n ye’re probably fruitbat
Either way, ye’ll end up with 6 children, a buxom beauty with unappealin tobacco breath n large gold hoopy earrings n a satellite dish bolted t’ that thar side o yer council flat.
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by scott
Added on Monday January 10th, 2005
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Avast! An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire t’ be Lord/Lady Snooty.
by stuartavfc
Added on Sunday February 20th, 2005
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Council Housed n Violent. Arr!
Added on Sunday May 1st, 2005
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Ahoy! Noun. A person o workin class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Dero.
by DiZZY
Added on Thursday June 9th, 2005
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Council Housin Association Vermin!. Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
by DiZZY
Added on Thursday June 9th, 2005
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See also: ‘Chafe’
Added on Wednesday June 15th, 2005