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Dick Entry for “Alarm clock”

  1. 1. alarm clock

    An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

    “Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”

    "I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

    by LennyMonster

    Added on Thursday May 5th, 2005


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