Words of the Day for November 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday November 30th, 2022
cop
Verb. 1. To commune with someone sexually desirable, occasionally in so much as having sex. An abbreviation of ‘cop off.’
2. To take. E.g."Cop hold of this hammer whilst I get the spanner." Also Cop this! – a facetious remark said immediately prior to an aggressive act.
3. A policeman/woman. Abb. of ‘copper’. [Mid 1800s/Orig. U.S.]
Adj. Value, worth. Heard in expressions such as ‘no cop’ or ‘any cop’.
Monday November 28th, 2022
sandra
A Blue, dented 206 motorcar owned by the infamous cynds in the 00’s
Saturday November 26th, 2022
Pished
Adj. Drunk, intoxicated. See ‘pissed’.
That marvelous state you enter after 8 or more drinks. When even the ugliest people start to be come attractive and speech becomes a slurred flurry of obscene misspronunciations (try saying that pished) and gratuitous joining and merging of terms. See also Goin’slash, who’ons’a’rink etc.
Thursday November 24th, 2022
Kumquat
The most amusingly named fruit yet discovered.
Wednesday November 23rd, 2022
Paganism
A religion and belief system that origniates from ages and ages and ages ago. Read ‘Triumph of the Moon’ by Ronald Hutton if you want more info.
Monday November 21st, 2022
discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.
Sunday November 20th, 2022
pub crawl
Misconception. Public houses do not have the ability to get up and crawl away. This is a delusion created by the effects of excessive alcohol use!
Saturday November 19th, 2022
siocled
Welsh for chocolate, used a lot by Owen because he has to concentrate on how to spell it in English
Thursday November 17th, 2022
sickipedia
Sick jokes compendium from the people that brought you b3ta
Wednesday November 16th, 2022
Huggle
Has to be the most annoying word ever. Overused by infuriatingly lovey-dovey chat room addicts to gaim favour among the chat rooms addicts with a higher social rank.
Tuesday November 15th, 2022
nifty
FAG STORIES!
Tell your Drwho/captainJack midgetfistingorgy fantasy here!
Saturday November 12th, 2022
cynds
apparently a native child who know nothing and lack manners?
make anysense to you?
Friday November 11th, 2022
C&C
Famous in the early 1990’s for their music factory.
Everybody dance now!
Thursday November 10th, 2022
Scott
The poor guy that made this place and has to put up with all our complaining.
Tuesday November 8th, 2022
Donnie Darko
Sends me drooling over Jake Gyllenhaal (but lose the chest hair), and going WTF at the ideas explored. Overall – loved it – loads. And yes, I’m a gayer 8-)
Monday November 7th, 2022
furtling
The act of cutting holes in a photograph and popping your knuckles through them to give the appearance of breasts
Sunday November 6th, 2022
bulge
A phenomenon that happens to people’s stomachs after the festive season
Saturday November 5th, 2022
ajax
The White Tornado
(For those who are auld enough to remember the add “Cleans like a White Tornado” commercial)
Friday November 4th, 2022
Old People
You can’t wind the up: they can’t hear or see you.
Thursday November 3rd, 2022
Q
A damn fine radio station which plays all the best choons!