Words of the Day for February 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday February 28th, 2026
dick
That dangly thing between your boyfriend’s legs 
Wednesday February 25th, 2026
404
for ooooooh four
realiseing he/she is speaking about the number not the word
Sunday February 22nd, 2026
bad
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?
Saturday February 21st, 2026
pigeons
Flying rats. Good for shooting in Trafalgar Square if the arrest and subsequent incarceration don’t bother you too much
Thursday February 19th, 2026
music
b0p b0p b0p. they play lots of it at retro and stuff like that. It’s lovely to listen to.
Types of music include:
Pink Floyd
Kate Bush
Some Radiohead
U2
Portishead
Music does not include:
Anything calling itself RnB
Anything by a former Spice Girl
Anything by Craig David
Nomatter what he might think
Wednesday February 18th, 2026
jam
Yummy thing made out of squished up fruits and lots of sugar all cooked forever and then left to set in the fridge...Not, as Eddie Izzard would have you believe, made by wasps.
Tuesday February 17th, 2026
shes0nfire
nice song sung by Amy Holland....actually....I think it was her
Monday February 16th, 2026
Gordons
Second-rate gin with a history of interesting marketing.
Saturday February 14th, 2026
bullshit
Also a great TV Show staring an American magic act duo; Penn & Teller.
The show aims to dissprove common social beliefs, To date the show has shown episodes on: Alien abduction, hypnotism, recylcing, health foods, the bible, psychology, excercise and talking to the dead. For the legal reasons they use the world bullshit to avoid being sued.
