Words of the Day for August 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday August 6th, 2026
Pub Quizzes
Collections of like minded superiors who do battle for ghastly amounts of booze, money, food and uranium by answering as many questions as they can correctly in a set amount of time
......well not uranium really, that would be plain silly and tres dangerouse
Wednesday August 5th, 2026
David Blunkett
Rather cute (?) politician who of whom many freakcity dwellers love to hate
Wednesday August 5th, 2026
RKS
Robert ‘Tango Kid’ Kilroy-Silk. One-time daytime-tv presenter, once Labour MP, once UKIP MEP, now ‘Veritas’ or something like that.
Information correct at time of going to press...
Wednesday August 5th, 2026
Huggle
Has to be the most annoying word ever. Overused by infuriatingly lovey-dovey chat room addicts to gaim favour among the chat rooms addicts with a higher social rank.
Wednesday August 5th, 2026
boffins
People like this: www.traintesting.com/images/HST_York_1973.jpg
Tuesday August 4th, 2026
colouring in
Involving using felt tip pens and a colouring book.
Going over the lines is considered "wrong"
Monday August 3rd, 2026
Lucky dip day
When you run out of clean pants then find a pair rummaging in the laundry bin
Monday August 3rd, 2026
Seagulling
The act of getting close to climax, then finishing off out a window, preferably in a high-rise flat. It’s lucky if you’re hit, don’t you know.
Monday August 3rd, 2026
Fart
Something I just subjected stikki to. And now she’s run away 
Monday August 3rd, 2026
Emos
Basicly posers who think that playing insterments badly and singing about things that wont matter in three weeks makes them cool.
See- Protests child labor while buying from Hot Topic
Monday August 3rd, 2026
cycling
transport designed for The Nederlands, Belgie, Cambridgsehire and Lincolnshire (holland)
Monday August 3rd, 2026
Donnie Darko
Very very cool film starring a bloke called Jake Gyllenhaal – info about it can be found on its website, which was produced by the same amazing people who did the RequiemForADream website. Don’t really know how to explain the film, other than to say it’s amazingly good if a little confusing 
Monday August 3rd, 2026
standing
The act of not sitting, being in an upright and locked position...like on planes 
very similar to but not entirely unlike the act of being arrested
Sunday August 2nd, 2026
layogenic
<la.yo.jenik> adj. likely to look attractive from a distance
Saturday August 1st, 2026
Men
Like Women, but with willies and no tits (well most are)
Saturday August 1st, 2026
downtime
A time-phase of inner searching to understand and ponder upon a problem/question/activity that may or may not be related to recent events. Signified by the subject going quiet and sometimes muttering to himself for long periods of time. Known to last from 30 minutes to 3 hours.
Saturday August 1st, 2026
camp queens
Something to point at and laugh at of a Saturday evening.
Saturday August 1st, 2026
Mash Potato
“Everybody knows Badger loves.... Mash Potato!”
the series got banned by the RSCPA as city kids killed rural badgers with packs of Cadburys Smash