Words of the Day for March 2026
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday March 29th, 2026
Paganism
A religion and belief system that origniates from ages and ages and ages ago. Read ‘Triumph of the Moon’ by Ronald Hutton if you want more info.
Saturday March 28th, 2026
pre-raphaelite
Some said Princess Diana had a pre-raphaelite nose.
Wednesday March 25th, 2026
discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.
Tuesday March 24th, 2026
defenestration
The other tenth may know through academic studies, including, for example the Great Defenestration(s) of Prague.
Also appears in the novel /Hannibal/
Monday March 23rd, 2026
Fox
Set one on fire and you have a rather good browser
Sunday March 22nd, 2026
netsplit
What happens when a chain of IRC servers breaks – if one becomes unsynched from the rest then half the people in your channel “split” off and vanish. In olden days, IRC pirates used to ride in on netsplits with ops and seize power from you and theive your channels, but then the server admins decided to stop all that malarkay and IRC became infinitely less fun 
Friday March 20th, 2026
C&C
Computers & cock.
The main topics made by the occupants of freakcity. Even the crazy women. Can be worked into any conversation. Ever.
Monday March 16th, 2026
Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.
Sunday March 15th, 2026
doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.
Saturday March 14th, 2026
Podcast
A new flashy name for something old. DIY broadcasting.
Friday March 13th, 2026
Woo-woo
[Wu-wu] (n.) 1. A lady’s cunt. 2. The noise a choo-choo train makes. 3. A fabulously homosexual cocktail.
Tuesday March 10th, 2026
Fuggle
A Fu*k and a Huggle mixed together.. when you and your partner are in the process of making love and you hug each other.
Monday March 9th, 2026
dick
The snack you can have between meals without ruining your appetite.
Sunday March 8th, 2026
noni
No noni noni – Absolute absence of said Tahitian fruit.
Friday March 6th, 2026
bullshit
Noun. Nonsense, rubbish, egocentric boasting. Cf. ‘bull’.
Verb. To lie, fib.
Wednesday March 4th, 2026
Scruntynutpeafunch
the colour of old people’s clothes
Tuesday March 3rd, 2026
yiffing
being sexually aroused. A yiff is a furry fuck, from yiffing being the noise that foxes make (and other furries). Popular word that will see far more use in 2006 than 2005 on account of Scott having decided it’s cool. Furries rock. Well, as long as they keep their freaky fucking perversion away from me and my dog, that is.