Words of the Day for September 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday September 17th, 2021
Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o’ the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!
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Tuesday September 14th, 2021
pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}
Saturday September 11th, 2021
sprouts
Hideous small green vegetable renowned for being eaten at Christmas in the UK with often ‘hilarious’ after-effects. The British believe this vile plant must be boiled for several weeks before consumption.
Thursday September 9th, 2021
massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......
Wednesday September 8th, 2021
Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm
Monday September 6th, 2021
javine
(latin: eurovisionii catastrophus)
Tall thin boney plant with horse shaped flower. Blooms once then fades away. Mainly found in west end nowadays nestled amongst Daddyee Coolus and Cindyus Eastenderus.
Friday September 3rd, 2021
History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"