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Words of the Day for September 2021

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Friday September 17th, 2021

Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o’ the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!

See ITLAPD.

Added by Swinkle

Thursday September 16th, 2021

Kylockophobia
Hey

Added by Kylock

Wednesday September 15th, 2021

Shoe Horn
A fetish.

Added by NotDan

Tuesday September 14th, 2021

pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}

Added by DiZZY

Monday September 13th, 2021

anoraknophobia
Marillion Album (post Fish)

Added by taxidriver

Sunday September 12th, 2021

archery
Compulsary on Sunday Afternoons

Added by taxidriver

Saturday September 11th, 2021

sprouts
Hideous small green vegetable renowned for being eaten at Christmas in the UK with often ‘hilarious’ after-effects. The British believe this vile plant must be boiled for several weeks before consumption.

Added by hugzee

Friday September 10th, 2021

Smess
See URL.

Added by flux

Thursday September 9th, 2021

massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......

Added by photographer

Wednesday September 8th, 2021

Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday September 7th, 2021

knitting
"i’d rather be knitting"

Added by NormanFreeman

Monday September 6th, 2021

javine
(latin: eurovisionii catastrophus)

Tall thin boney plant with horse shaped flower. Blooms once then fades away. Mainly found in west end nowadays nestled amongst Daddyee Coolus and Cindyus Eastenderus.

Added by Thirtyt

Sunday September 5th, 2021

girls with short hair
mmmm tasty

Added by Gatrell

Saturday September 4th, 2021

yiff
See yiffing

Added by scott

Friday September 3rd, 2021

History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"

Added by flux

Thursday September 2nd, 2021

Aardvark
Animal that appears near the start of dictionaries.

Added by flux

Wednesday September 1st, 2021

Mums
Aren’t they the best?

Added by laurs_bobbins