Words of the Day for July 2024
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday July 26th, 2024
rawks
Something lameass geeks say to each other to profess their admiration for a lameass geeky thing.
Tuesday July 23rd, 2024
Wardrobe
Place to keep all the men you fancy, in preparation for you taking over the world with them.
Monday July 22nd, 2024
photography
pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!
Saturday July 20th, 2024
Donnie Darko
Really interesting film, and made all the better coz I had to explain what happens to a 3rd year Media student who had seen it 3 times before!
Thursday July 18th, 2024
Metro
A rust bucket that should have never left the production line, some alas, still on the road.
Tuesday July 16th, 2024
ninjas
Ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Monday July 15th, 2024
OJ
Orange Juice. The drink of the gods (or something. I blame Lloyd)
Friday July 12th, 2024
polari
The Secret Language of Gays.
Basically, coz it was punishable by death, gay people developed their own pseudolanguage early last century. Fascinating stuff meaning they could get away with talking about boys in bars and no-one would be any the wiser. It’s where the word “naff” came from, which actually stands for “Not available for fucking”, ie hetero 
"How bona to vada your eek!"
Sunday July 7th, 2024
Alien babies
Babies, from aliens... they tend to pop out of your chest and make cute squealing noises until you fall on the floor like a dead thing.
Saturday July 6th, 2024
Bagpipes
Annoying musical instrument composed of four cows lungs sewn together with tapeworms and blown into at high-velocity by Scottish people
Friday July 5th, 2024
Coffee
A way to describe something normally incomprehensibly and reprehensibly vulgar and disgusting, that actually is quite ok, like said coffee.......difficult to make correctly, smells like burnt toast or fags in its raw state and usually follows after consumption with stomach cramps and sickness.
Thursday July 4th, 2024
Mottram-in-Longdendale
The arse-end of civilisation. I searched for about half-an-hour to find a decent link. I couldn’t find one. Just search on Google or said equivalent.....you’ll see what I mean
Wednesday July 3rd, 2024
Computer Games
They also Cost you a fortune in Hardware Upgrades [PC] for playing the New games that are always comeing out that Demand Better Hardware