Freakcity

Words of the Day for September 2020

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Friday September 25th, 2020

Ajax
Dutch football team

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday September 24th, 2020

pigeons
little bastards

Added by cynds

Wednesday September 23rd, 2020

SEB
Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Added by moogal

Tuesday September 22nd, 2020

Firewall
Something, usually a dedicated device, that sits on the cable between you and the evil Interweb and stops nasty packetses from getting to your machine.

Compare with Packet Filter, a piece of software you bought (*cough* illegally stole) that claims to be a “Firewall” but really sits on your machine and tries to stop Windows noticing the nasty packetses.

Added by keybuk

Monday September 21st, 2020

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

Added by taxidriver

Sunday September 20th, 2020

23
And a fucking awful website, by that link.

Added by moogal

Saturday September 19th, 2020

Monsters
Real Monsters; amusing cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Added by kev

Friday September 18th, 2020

Kylie
Evil pop pixie sent to plague the people of Earth with awful rehashed pop crap

Added by abeneplacito

Thursday September 17th, 2020

Ultraviolet
Electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.

Added by flux

Wednesday September 16th, 2020

marmite
Yuck.

Added by robl

Tuesday September 15th, 2020

lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. : D

Added by scott

Monday September 14th, 2020

deming
The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars

Added by scott

Sunday September 13th, 2020

Lamb
Tasty

Added by moogal

Saturday September 12th, 2020

cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.

Added by purekid503

Friday September 11th, 2020

Skippy
A brand of Israeli peanut butter

Added by peter

Thursday September 10th, 2020

Sunderland
A Premiership football team managed by Roy Keane.

Added by kev

Wednesday September 9th, 2020

Kate
Musical goddess and all-round icon

Added by NotDan

Tuesday September 8th, 2020

trains
The safest form of transport in the UK

Added by salopian

Monday September 7th, 2020

drink
Girls

Added by rangitoto

Sunday September 6th, 2020

Knobule
Small knob

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday September 5th, 2020

Pathos
One of the three modes of persuasion in rhetoric. Pathos appeals to the audience’s emotions.

NOT one of the three musketeers

Added by Thirtyt

Friday September 4th, 2020

Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.

Added by rangitoto

Thursday September 3rd, 2020

online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.

Added by scott

Wednesday September 2nd, 2020

Wardrobe
not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday September 1st, 2020

Windows
Glass things in walls.

Added by taxidriver