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Words of the Day for November 2021

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Sunday November 28th, 2021

Conversationalists
The longest anagram in the English language

see Conservationalists

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday November 27th, 2021

those urban types
Generic term for people who not only are tragically unfabulous, but in fact fall well below the acceptability threshold.

Added by Benjaminina

Friday November 26th, 2021

Gaydar
Supposedly what all gay men are equipped with to “spot” their own kind. Well mine must have been left out when I was assembled cos I’m fucked if I can spot one...

Added by jimmyjames

Thursday November 25th, 2021

angel
A lurvley song by the The Corrs.

Added by MySound

Wednesday November 24th, 2021

911

Help

see also 112 and 999

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday November 23rd, 2021

pull
Verb. 1. To seduce a desirable person, to sexually attract someone. Also commonly heard in the male expression pull a bird meaning to attract a female. E.g."I pulled this gorgeous student at the Union bar."

2. To arrest. E.g."Yeah, I was pulled climbing out of the rear window of the bank and carrying £40,000 in cash." {Informal}

Added by DiZZY

Monday November 22nd, 2021

Pointillism
Pointless Pixelated Painting

Exercised by Georges Seurat, amongst others.

Added by taxidriver

Sunday November 21st, 2021

Opera
fat people singing

Added by dotoli

Saturday November 20th, 2021

special
You know...like the schools.

Verb.

"My mummy says I’m special"

Added by scott

Friday November 19th, 2021

Tea
The giver of life. Solves all problems in the world ever.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Thursday November 18th, 2021

RTFM
Read The Fuckin Manual:

as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.

Added by CelticLo

Wednesday November 17th, 2021

TfW
That Fucking Website. AKA OUT. Orangeness, IIS and SQL. With thumbs ; )

Added by admcg

Tuesday November 16th, 2021

unfortunate
What it is called when one accidentally falls out of an aircraft.

Added by scott

Monday November 15th, 2021

habit
Custom(n): Custom, Routine, Pratice, Tradition, Convention, Pattern

Tendency(n): Tendency, Inclination, Leaning, Liking, Preference, Fondness

Addiction(n): Addiction, Problem, Dependency

Added by randorr

Sunday November 14th, 2021

titilate
The act of wanking oneself off with ones moobs

Added by scott

Saturday November 13th, 2021

marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.

Added by taxidriver

Friday November 12th, 2021

King of Queens
Archetypal fat-guy-skinny-wife late ’90s american sitcom. A non laugh-out-loud event.

See also: According to Jim

Added by Thirtyt

Thursday November 11th, 2021

French and Saunders
They appear live during brilliant concerts dressed as Santa and bully the backing singers! Oh yes!

Wednesday November 10th, 2021

Barcode
Load of lines on stuff you buy from the shops that flags up a 29p pencil case as a £200 TV.

Added by moogal

Tuesday November 9th, 2021

LOL
Uninspiring comment generally used by illiterate 12 year-olds at the end of every sentence.

Added by moogal

Monday November 8th, 2021

knitting
Excellent pursuit for multi-taskers. I’m hoping for a pair of gloves before this series of Dr Who ends.

Added by scawenb

Sunday November 7th, 2021

Bingle
The noise a cashier’s till makes when they press their button to call a supervisor.

As in: “Anne, did you bingle?”

Added by moogal

Saturday November 6th, 2021

Music
...makes the people cum together. Not arguing with that.

Friday November 5th, 2021

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.

Added by rangitoto

Thursday November 4th, 2021

verbal diarhhoea
Shutthefuckupitis.

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday November 3rd, 2021

cigarettes
Government tax earner.

Added by Jordanj

Tuesday November 2nd, 2021

humans
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.

Added by flux

Monday November 1st, 2021

camping
spawn of evil

Added by cynds