Words of the Day for July 2025
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday July 30th, 2025
layogenic
<la.yo.jenik> adj. likely to look attractive from a distance
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
freakbag
The rather lovely freakcity bag designed so tastefully in bright yellow and deep black by Scott 
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
marmite
Goat poo on Toast... YUK
"Try Marmite with avocado on hot toast, bread or crackers. And for a tasty addition, add Marmite to stir-fries, pasta and soups."
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
Cheese Toastie
One of the nicest and easiest to make foods on the planet.
Apply butter to two slices of bread. Slice/grate cheese onto one and sandwich them together. Grill for a few minutes (works well o na George Forman grill).
Really good with a dollop of ketchup on the plate to dunk in. Or moyannaise. But not both.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
Coventry
Also has a *fantastic* ring road. Much amusement is had watching non-locals try to drive on it and promptly shit themselves when they realise the junctions are 3ft apart.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
chariots
Decidedly dodgy set of “Health Clubs for gay men” one of which is about 5 mins from Scott’s flat
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
the doctor
A time lord, now the last of his species. Does a lot of meddling on, in and around the planet Earth. Has many enemies including Daleks, Cybermen and Autons.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
scareglow
Scary Creatures, like Intergalactic Space Bunny
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
metal
Music all about Steel and Warriors and all sorts of stuff like that. Often very cheesy. Confused with “rock” music far too often by pretty much anybody who isn’t a big fan of either.
A bit daft.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
decunted
or deacon-ted in wales where people are just strange.
The word to express that awful feeling one gets after a long nap under the ralisation that having not slept the night before. you had been a cunt all day long to everyone. Much grovelling usually ensues at this point and once reunited with friends, you can officially say that you have been decunted.
nothing to do with being cunted though, thats for silly people who take drugs and shag gnomes.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
Alec R. Costandinos
Alec R. Costandinos’ recording career may have been short-lived, but the Euro-disco producer dominated the disco world during his late-’70s reign. After having made
a name for himself after co-writing Cerrone’s “Love in C Minor” in 1977, Costandinos signed to the French label Barclay where he released his first record as Love and Kisses. This self-titled 1977 LP featured the timeless disco hit “I’ve Found Love (Now That I’ve Found You).” Soon he was releasing hit records on America’s most recognized disco label, Casablanca. Perhaps more importantly, though, he introduced the concept album to dancefloor music with his well-regarded Romeo & Juliet album in 1977, followed by a number of other less successful conceptual efforts. He became best known for “I’ve Found Love,” "Romeo and Juliet," and “Thank God It’s Friday” (the theme song to the movie of the same name), but literally disappeared after a prolific 1977 to 1979 run.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
Spooge
Character in Dicken’s lesser known work “A Gay Christmas Carol”
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
cranberry juice
cartons of this liquid are normally found in scott’s fridge after a sunin’n’ted stay..
also mixed with vodka to make sunin fall over..
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
spending money
The evil yet depression-beater thing that makes me and most people bankrupt
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
Tuatha de Danon
Tribes of the Earth Goddess Dan(u|a)
There were 4 tribes I think and they certainly had 4 treasures.
1. Dagda’s Cauldron, which fed all who came to eat from it.
2. the Spear of Lugh which was so bloodthirsty it had to be kept in a cauldron of poppies.
3. the Stone of Fal which cried out when the true Ard Ri (high King) stood upon it.
4. the Sword of Nuada which could cut through anything.
Tuesday July 29th, 2025
orlando bloom(ing lovely
he wore my shoes out once when he was at our flat
Monday July 28th, 2025
Scart to Scart
Analogue TV detective show with a male to female lead
*groan*
Monday July 28th, 2025
computing
Once you’re on the subscription list for this magazine you never escape. Tends to breed in pigeon-holes and on desks until thrown away en masse (still in its plastic wrapping). Only redeeming feature is the Dilbert cartoon and tales of how your tax is being squandered on yet another project involving EDS.
Monday July 28th, 2025
daleks
Created by Terry Nation in 1963 for BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who, a perrenial favourite among fans, always keen to see them make a return to the screen.
Genesis of the Daleks showing the creation of the creatures by the evil megalomaniac Kaled scientist Davros was voted the best ever Doctor Who story.
Monday July 28th, 2025
gaysbo
A gazebo for gays. Or possibly a gay gazebo (ie it looks pretty but isn’t terribly useful, just like a gay)
Monday July 28th, 2025
colouring in
Common reference used to describe any educational course after Year 9 in Geography
Monday July 28th, 2025
Chavmas
The winter festival celebrate by bad taste trash without a Christian bone in the body. The celebration involves Getting pissed, wearing Santa hats, turning your house into something like Blackpool Illuminations forcing a new Nuclear Power Station to be opened so the electricity can be provided. Driving you 4x4 or Sprog mobile to every out of town shopping centre to buy noisy toys for the brats, fake designer stuff for everyone else and enough pre prepared food and booze to last the siege of Stalingrad.
Monday July 28th, 2025
vanilla
Soft gay sex, not involving vaginas; Spanish, Latin or otherwise.
Monday July 28th, 2025
Papaya
also know as a Paw Paw.
The juice of one slows down a dose of the shits.
Monday July 28th, 2025
cocaine
An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.
Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.
Monday July 28th, 2025
sprouts
Hideous small green vegetable renowned for being eaten at Christmas in the UK with often ‘hilarious’ after-effects. The British believe this vile plant must be boiled for several weeks before consumption.
Monday July 28th, 2025
Billie Myers
One of Britain’s most under appreciated talents. A great singer/songwriter.
Responsible for the 1998 Top Ten hit single “Kiss The Rain”.
Monday July 28th, 2025
peculiar
Falling out of fashion, unfortch. We all know what it means, but use it hardly ever enough.
Monday July 28th, 2025
Computing
I have no idea.
Some company that I work for pays money into my bank account, and apparently this is because I work there.
I won’t mention it too often. They might stop paying me this money.
Monday July 28th, 2025
gaymo
The gayest thing in all of gaydom is your less-gay-than-me best friend
Friday July 25th, 2025
foreskin
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.
Friday July 25th, 2025
Doritos
Fake crisps. Inedible uncheesy toe-nail clippings.
Friday July 25th, 2025
dick
The snack you can have between meals without ruining your appetite.
Friday July 25th, 2025
photography
pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!
Friday July 25th, 2025
remix-albums
evil brain-child of record companys and bastards with no talent.
Friday July 25th, 2025
name value pairs
High profile couples much sort after at socialite dinner parties, as in "Felicity, can we invite both Charles & Camilla and Madonna & Guy? They’re both such great name value pairs."
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
fanny batter
Crusty remains of woman juices surrounding the vag after a very heavy sesh. Not to be eaten with chips.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
RTFM
Read The Fuckin Manual:
as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
marmite
Absolutely nothing like Vegemite – there is only one Marmite.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
cyberspace
Noun. The imaginary place that exists between computers and their users, particularly on the Internet and in virtual reality. The term was coined by the author William Gibson in the book Neuromancer.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Earl
Aristo type who would have been called a Count (like in the rest of Europe), except the Normans were worried about a disturbingly-similar but strangely-less-flattering Saxon word.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
zaphod beeblebrox
Hoopy travelling dood with two heads.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Scruntynutpeafunch
the colour of old people’s clothes
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Wogan
Brought out annually to take the piss out of the Eurovision Song Contest
See Eurovision Song Contest
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
pub crawl
Utterly pointless exercise which involves getting up from one pub where you have a seat and walking through some godforsaken town-centre street to a pub where you have not a snowflake in hell’s chance of getting a seat. Repeated ad nauseam until closing time.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Twatty Hat Day
Twatty Hat Day
It stems from my time of working at the garden centre. It generally happens around christmas/new year period where people are seen out in public in the most revolting hats know to man.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o’ the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!
See ITLAPD.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
cabbaged
Adj. Intoxicated to a state of uselessness. From being in a vegetative state.
Wednesday July 23rd, 2025
Jace
short for Jason aka photographer. Barbican Cinema events organiser and Citizens Advice worker
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
CTRL
that funny button on the keyboard that makes you do wonderful things and the push of a button.....and another button
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
Ben Cohen
Sex on hairy rugby players legs with hunky thighs. Why can’t he do a Dieux De Stade style calender?
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
freak
Freak. A person who is envied because they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and that has no need or desire to follow the flock
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
thingbox
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
gay
Pretty, but not very functional. Tends to break easily...
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
Citizens Advice
85 bureaux in London and around 750 across the UK. Can’t get through on the telephone? Well they are charities and the advice is free, staffed by volunteers and funded out of your Council Tax by your local authority who keep chopping their grants budgets.
Advice available on line. OR go and volunteer!
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
body modification
the habit of poking bits of metal through yourself mostly
Tuesday July 22nd, 2025
Mash Potato
“Everybody knows Badger loves.... Mash Potato!”
the series got banned by the RSCPA as city kids killed rural badgers with packs of Cadburys Smash
Monday July 21st, 2025
jamie
A sexy bitch with a fantastic personality and great sense of humour. ;D
Monday July 21st, 2025
The Crow
A film that my brother likes starring the late Brandon Lee
Monday July 21st, 2025
license
For use on the internet. To prove that you can drive a web browser and participate in online_forums without threatening to beat up everyone else taking the piss out of your obviously lame ideas
Monday July 21st, 2025
Cyndi Lauper
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...
Monday July 21st, 2025
yope
For when you’re not sure if you should say “yes” or “no”.
“Do you love my new shoes?”
“Uh. Yope?”
Monday July 21st, 2025
wars on iraq
Very popular with certain people and much opposed by others.
Oil split on troubled waters – beware of spreading.
Monday July 21st, 2025
FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
What you say when you’ve just bashed your head on something by accident.
Monday July 21st, 2025
Dilbert
Cartoon about a dog and cat who want to take over the universe and their hapless owner, Dilbert
Monday July 21st, 2025
elf
’elf.
The ’elf (as in National ’elf)
National institution devoted to the sick and dying, manned (sorry personned) by a few Doctors and Nurses and a vast army of Bureaucrats.
Monday July 21st, 2025
C&C
Famous in the early 1990’s for their music factory.
Everybody dance now!
Monday July 21st, 2025
Ronald Hutton (Prof)
The leading authority on paganism and the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. He’s great.....just look at his picture!
Sunday July 20th, 2025
cigarettes
Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.
Sunday July 20th, 2025
chuck
Noun. An term of endearment. E.g."Come on chuck, let’s go out."
Verb. 1. To vomit.
2. To terminate a relationship. E.g."I’m going to chuck her at the weekend, she’s really annoying me with her moaning."
Sunday July 20th, 2025
NatWest
"The clocks go back on Sunday. All of our ATMs will be out of service whilst our crack team of engineers race around the country in special cars to reset all their internal, state-of-the-art, digital watches..."
Sunday July 20th, 2025
Indidegestion
A condition brought about by eating whilst typing
Sunday July 20th, 2025
scareglow
Evil version of skeletor from He-man toy series. He glows in the dark!
Sunday July 20th, 2025
freakcity
#freakcity is the IRC channel that accompanies freakcity.net – irc.freakcity.net is the server 
Sunday July 20th, 2025
Pre-Raphaelite
Beautiful style of painting whose brotherhood included the like of Waterhouse and Rosetti
Sunday July 20th, 2025
cycling
Tell that to this man!
Not to mention that cycling up hills gives you really toned arse!
Sunday July 20th, 2025
G-A-Y
The UK’s number one chicken coup, ran by the predatory Jeremy ‘Owl’ Joseph, purely so he can say he’s best friends with the acts. One hasn’t got a proper five-star GayCard until one has been fiddled with by a stranger in the loos there, or – more adventurously – at the back of the stage.
Sunday July 20th, 2025
History
Stupid subject created with the sole purpose of arguing about the same topics for ever and ever and ever and never coming to any one conclusion about said topics!
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Milton Keynes
Vacuous void of a town (yes...not a city...a town) somewhere around Junction 13/14 on the M1. Famous for concrete cows, pioneering street design and a vast shopping centre – a place unnervingly efficent and practical. Apparently people live here.....I’ve never seen the houses there so they must live in the ground like trolls. Home to the once great, yet sadly maligned Wimbledon FC (R.I.P.)
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Old People
Die when subject to frightening circumstances like sirens and laughter
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Forbidden Planet
Exceptionally cool but rather geeky SciFi/Fantasy store in London
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Tidying my room
Euphamism for Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree
Saturday July 19th, 2025
C4
Short for channel 4. Easily the best UK terrestrial channel and probably one of the best channels overall. Known for it’s mix of excellent comedy, light entertainment, and excellent documentaries. Their great schedule is only spoiled by Big brother and Wife Swap.
Saturday July 19th, 2025
B3ta loop
When you visit www.b3ta.com at lunch for a quick browse of the latest stuff and then suddenly it’s 5:30 and you don’t know where the afternoon went
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Stoner
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.
Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob
Saturday July 19th, 2025
According to Jim
Dire fat-guy-skinny-wife situation comedy
See also: King of Queens
Saturday July 19th, 2025
Tea
A mild concoction, usually made from the “Tea” plant (Thea Veridis), but can be made from many other plants and fruits.
Friday July 18th, 2025
Shut
Pedestrian-only passageway in central Shrewsbury. There are over 20 in the town and many of them are medieval in origin. As used in the phrase "Many visitors enjoy exploring the hidden shuts and passages of Shrewsbury"
Friday July 18th, 2025
stroke
Smooth slow motion of one’s hand along an object/person/sextoy
Friday July 18th, 2025
camp queens
Something to point at and laugh at of a Saturday evening.
Friday July 18th, 2025
Midlands
Or like to be called both, depending on whom they’re talking to.
Friday July 18th, 2025
Farscape
An utterly silly but really rather good sci-fi series from a couple of years ago. Staring the lovely Ben Browder and Claudia Black.
Friday July 18th, 2025
filth
The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mail in disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death
Friday July 18th, 2025
D&D
Enter a universe where women have beards and muscular men go on killing sprees all in search of one sought-after ring. Hmmm...sounds a bit like Freakcity actually. 
"Those goblins don’t stand a CHANCE against my Fallen Paladin equipped with Codpiece of Destiny +5!! Suck my THAC0!
Friday July 18th, 2025
massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......
Friday July 18th, 2025
teabagging
When a drunken compadre has fallen foul to the menace of unconsciousness, his equally drunken comrades will attempt to revive him by smacking their bollocks on his forehead.
Whether he actually wakes up is irrelevant because you will have laughed so much doing it.
Friday July 18th, 2025
David Blunkett
Rather cute (?) politician who of whom many freakcity dwellers love to hate
Friday July 18th, 2025
mom
Stupid dumb crappy shit wank American bastardisation of "mum"
Friday July 18th, 2025
Undermilkwood
A play that’s very odd by Dylan Thomas. Now theres lovely!
Friday July 18th, 2025
standing
The act of not sitting, being in an upright and locked position...like on planes very similar to but not entirely unlike the act of being arrested
Friday July 18th, 2025
Barcode
Load of lines on stuff you buy from the shops that flags up a 29p pencil case as a £200 TV.
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Music
...makes the people cum together. Not arguing with that.
Thursday July 17th, 2025
interstitial pages
pages that are interstitial
see interstitial
Thursday July 17th, 2025
scott
Surname of a blonde lovely whose first name was Serena. First came into our bleak little lives when she appeared on Breakfast Television with other notable celebrities of the day. Later went on to present The Clothes Show with Jeff Banks. Who is a short arse. Who also would not know clothes design if it came up to him, ripped his clothes off, gave him the best rodgering he’d ever had, doused itself in petrol, and set itself alight with the words, "Oi you short-arse git Banksy, I’m Clothes Design!"
Thursday July 17th, 2025
self-worship
The worship of oneself as a god....its what us pretty ones do
Thursday July 17th, 2025
trains
Big late things that have a habit of annoying me. Once on them, it’s all lovely and good and sweetness and light, but that’s only the nice ones.
Frequently seen falling off rails and upsetting people in well off bits of the UK that aren’t used to it. Bless
“Engineering Excellence” obviously means something else when you’re a multi billion pound corporation 
Thursday July 17th, 2025
lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. 
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Pointillism
Pointless Pixelated Painting
Exercised by Georges Seurat, amongst others.
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Pants
Clothing worn by men (and sometimes the ladies) to make me feel horny. The plainer the better
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Gordons
Second-rate gin with a history of interesting marketing.
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unpronoucable Welsh pace name meaning ’St Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave’
Thursday July 17th, 2025
defenestration
removing Windows from a PC in favour of something a little less crap
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Limerick
There was a young maiden from Clare
Who heaved up her breasts on a dare
Her corset that night
Was excedingly tight
But I’m gay, so I don’t really care
Thursday July 17th, 2025
Donkey Punch
When doing someone in the bottom, simply punch them in the back of the neck upon ejaculation, while shouting something exclamative. Who’s on bottom THIS week, honey?
Thursday July 17th, 2025
chocolate
the friend of women everywhere...
"I’ve got the painter in.. buy me a large sized Fruit & Nut"
Thursday July 17th, 2025
northampton
Is so South-East Midlands. Not east enough to be Angularn...
Thursday July 17th, 2025
myspace
Social networking Website owned by Murdoch and full of emo kids whining about razorblades all over each other’s profiles
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
Monster Munch
Food of the gods. Well, it would be if the gods like partially hydrogenated fats...
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
Welly Wanging
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
Graham
A sort of cracker eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might be someones name.
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
FTMI
mage’s favourite saying – “Far too much information”
Sometimes expanded into FTMFIROFFLIOLOL by people like spiritusmundispit because...well...he’s like that
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
Swansea
Town Edward lied to Tubs about -"You lied Edward there is a Swansea"
Wednesday July 16th, 2025
b0pping
To dance to incredibly camp music, e.g. Steps, S Club, Metallica. Well, maybe not Metallica.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Ultraviolet
Electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Hokey-Pokey
New Zealand definition of what is termed in the UK as honey-comb...thus leading me to believ kiwi’s are weird
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
thinking
The ability to consider and examine one’s environment and self, and articulate a rational, sound and appropriate response. See ‘Prince Philip’ for contrary example.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
antidisestablishmentarianism
Impossible to win with in Countdown as Carol never gets enough letters out
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
theakstonable
of, or relating to, Jamie Theakston – tv presenter/meeja hore.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Computing
Strange weekly magazine.
Used to be about 3 different magazines mostly funded by Job ads. Then all the jobs went away and they all merged into one magazine called Computing.
It’s very thin these days, and dull, seems to consist mostly of public sector computing project cock-ups.
In order to qualify to receive it, you have to complete a seemingly endless series of questions. I just lied and put down that I have command of a 7 million a year budget on printer toner and that seemed to work.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Radio 4
The most beautiful thing about middle-class England is Radio 4. Destined, alas, to be replaced by “rolling” news. Don’t you love that word? News only rolls if you’re creating or publishing it. Those of us who digest it want our news pretty much stationary, thank you very much.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Blean
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes’ torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
Kylie
Very small Australian woman. She’s got nice hair, and likes to wiggle her bum everywhere!
Tuesday July 15th, 2025
furry
Filthy people who yiff each other night and day whilst under the mistaken impression that wearing a stupid bear suit makes them a bear.
Monday July 14th, 2025
you make the rules
Roughly approximates to “I have something on you and if you don’t behave I’m gonna be a cunt”
Monday July 14th, 2025
pre-raphaelite
Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?
Monday July 14th, 2025
pull
Verb. 1. To seduce a desirable person, to sexually attract someone. Also commonly heard in the male expression pull a bird meaning to attract a female. E.g."I pulled this gorgeous student at the Union bar."
2. To arrest. E.g."Yeah, I was pulled climbing out of the rear window of the bank and carrying £40,000 in cash." {Informal}
Monday July 14th, 2025
crash
Verb. 1. To share, loan or borrow. E.g."That’s the third cigarette you’ve crashed off me in the last hour!"
2. To temporarily stay over or sleep at a place other than at one’s own usual abode. E.g."Can I crash at yours tonight? It’ll cost too much for a taxi home."
Noun. The situation of crashing (See ‘crash’ verb). E.g."Come on, get your cigarettes out, it’s your crash."
Monday July 14th, 2025
Shonky
Badly implemented or produced. Describing a person who isn’t so good at doing what they’re doing.
“His barwork was a bit shonky”.
“That chair’s a bit shonky”...
Monday July 14th, 2025
scone
A savoury cake, nice piping hot with butter or (I’ve discovered recently) cold with jam and clotted cream. The correct pronuciation of the word “scone” is one of the most controversial and hotly debated subjects in the history of creation.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Horticulturalist
You can take a whore to culture but you can’t make her think- Dorothy Parker
Sunday July 13th, 2025
LOL
“Laugh out loud”
Variations include “ROFL” – roll on floor laughing
“LOVL” – Laugh out very loud (with as many Vs as necessary)
and “LMAO” – laugh my ass off.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Aston Villa
Yay the best football team of the 90s
The 1890’s that is
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Sunday
Every day is like Sunday. Every day is silent and grey, in the seaside town that they forgot to pull down, come armaggedon, come armageddon, come...
Well...I did used to spend every summer in Southend
Sunday July 13th, 2025
life
Life is a series of keeping things to yourself.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
404
Proving that you have failed at websearching, and at life as a whole.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
interesting fart
Usually caused by attempting subtlety, interesting farts are usually violet events of many colours and odours and are known by scientists to cause seepage, staining of underwear, a brief but powerful gamma ray burst and unpopularity if released in a social setting.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
Can also be abbreviated to FSPWB if swearing in a hurry.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Foreploy
The theoretical stage before sex for heterosexuals. If you are a homosexual replace with porn.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Woolworths
A place where people go to work once they become too old to work at McDonalds
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Olives
Eugh! Satan’s fruit! Utterly vile, and occasionally found lurking in salads, masquerading as grapes.
Sunday July 13th, 2025
theavengers
Unless we’re Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, in which case we’re residing at the bottom of the bargain bin in Woolworths for £2.99
Sunday July 13th, 2025
Milton Keynes
Easy to get lost in, as everywhere looks the same.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Huggle
Huggle is a HUG and a BUGGLE mixed together. Two men having a huggle in public may result in certain words being shouted though 
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Douglas Coupland
Fabby bloke. Author of “Microserfs” which is hysterical. Writes like a small fluffy blogger
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Libretto
Small laptop invented by Toshiba in the 1990s. Ickle cute things with 640x480 and then 800x480 screens, tiny amounts of ram and baby ickle hard drives. Designed to run Windows 95 and about the size of a book. Scott’s one lives in his bookshelf.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Oleophobic
Someone who hates oil and doesn’t think it should have equal rights. Probably secretly oil based themselves.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
typing
The thing that makes freakcity work. It’s really quite a clever invention which Scott, its inventor, feels could help the human race. Now if only Scott could find a way of stopping the aubergine going off so quick...
Saturday July 12th, 2025
cyberpunk
Noun. A nonconformist advocate of modern technology, especially such a user of the Internet.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
stately homes
Slow moving old people.
Example useage: “I was walking down the pavement innit when my strides got messed up coz I had to walk around dem stately homes be-atch”
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Gin (with tonic
I only drink it to stop from getting malaria. Lots of mosquitos breed on the Thames, dontchaknow; ask any Elizabethan.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Gymnos
club for men who like to swim naked. sexuality not important, a nudist club. Frequented by members of OUT on Saturdays and Mondays in different pools.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
ninjas
Ninja Monks will keep law and order after the anarchist revolution.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
retro
Funky lil’ boozer for misfits. Location: 2 George Court, London – just off the Strand past Charing Cross. One of the licensees would be Wendy Has an upstairs bit too. Wednesday night is Kareoke: can be quite amusing.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Eggy
Everything that is right with the world, especially Easter. “Eggy” to egg, meaning, to be fine/well/not bad.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
chuck
Apparently.....woodcutters do this to wood a lot
Saturday July 12th, 2025
FoIP
Fire over IP™.
Ever wanted to set fire to someone’s face over the internet? Well now you can!
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Titan
Ref to “Cynds” to understand the strange person who is “aconite”.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
post-punk
period following punk;
see ‘the fall’, ‘joy division’
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Alien babies
Babies, from aliens... they tend to pop out of your chest and make cute squealing noises until you fall on the floor like a dead thing.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
bum
Noun. 1. The buttocks or anus.
2. A objectionable person.
3. A beggar, homeless person. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. 1. To beg. E.g."Can I bum a cigarette off you until I buy some later?"
2. To bugger, sodomize.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Woo-woo
[Wu-wu] (n.) 1. A lady’s cunt. 2. The noise a choo-choo train makes. 3. A fabulously homosexual cocktail.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
wendy
Fat bitch with ginger pigtails who makes Obese burgers in America
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Gaydar
Community orientated website aimed at bringing people together through events (usually sexual) find mates through linked keywords such as SCAT and cocksize=LARGE. Please do not mention you are looking for a boyfriend because that means you are a potential psycho. Do tell everyone you are happy with you boyfriend and then spend all day logged onto gaydar trying to find your next one.
Saturday July 12th, 2025
Liz Copper
Blonde woman with disturbingly intense eyes who reports news from Staffordshire for BBC Midlands Today. Frequently relegated to the wacky “And Finally” spot after the Sport due to a total lack of news from "The Creative County"
Saturday July 12th, 2025
barenboim
Daniel. Genius who can weave music and politics, AND get to talk about it on prime-time Radio 4. Oh, and he’s a fab musician too.
Friday July 11th, 2025
Subgenius
The greatest religion ever revealed or the greatest joke ever told or both, or something else.
’... and so the Skull farmer threw the dead prarie squid out the window and said "If that’s your Johnson rod then what’s in the refridgerator?"’
Friday July 11th, 2025
east Dulwich
Increasingly (as of 2006) trendy corner of south-east London, inhabited by those in the know. Allegedly inhabited by those who can’t afford Clapham.
See Peckham.
Friday July 11th, 2025
Demoracy
An as yet unrealised system of government in which the people do the governing.
Many people claim to be living in democracies (see USA). They’re all lying and are mostly living in Republics but are too stupid to spot the difference.
Friday July 11th, 2025
Monsters
Scary muthafucka things that hide in wardrobes and under beds.
Friday July 11th, 2025
Gin (with tonic
“little top up”.
"That’ll keep the mosquitos at bay there"
Friday July 11th, 2025
dogs are barking
Phrs. (One’s) feet are tired and aching. E.g."Do you mind if I sit down, my dogs are barking!"
Friday July 11th, 2025
trouser cough
Accidental explosion of arsebreath from one’s sphincter. Oft accompanied by giggling and screaming if either mogwai or Scott are involved
Friday July 11th, 2025
Xmas
Xmas is a terrible incurable afflication that affects many people the moment the clocks go back and then continue to cripple them financially and socially well into January.
Only Anti-Xmas antibiotics in the form of alcoholic beverages amongst non Xmas suffers can save us
Thursday July 10th, 2025
rawks
Something lameass geeks say to each other to profess their admiration for a lameass geeky thing.
Thursday July 10th, 2025
kumquat
Isn’t that a word for a rather thrilling exercise you do in the Gym?
Thursday July 10th, 2025
Metro
A rust bucket that should have never left the production line, some alas, still on the road.
Thursday July 10th, 2025
photography
The art of being able to make strange people look at least remotely pretty and not camp at all.
Thursday July 10th, 2025
Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
Fox
James Fox. Ex llama academy student, now eurovision ‘hopeful’....I hope the twat ends up stranded in Europe. He sucks!
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
Wardrobe
not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
Sunday
Easy like Sunday mooooorrrnnniiiinngggg yeaaaahhhhh!
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
archer
Geoffrey
Literary genious of some renown, erswhile contender for the Tory Crown and Mayorial Chain. His vivid imagination earned him a place at the University of Belmarsh, from where he graduated with first class honours.
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott’s mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson’s Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.
Very depressing, introspective and dark.
Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.
Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
Libby
Named jointly after Lazarus “Libby” Long and the fact that it’s a Libretto — this is Scott’s teeny ickle ancient laptop. Made by Toshiba, it has a Pentium 266mhz chip and 64 meg of RAM. This is the overclocked speed...and it was souped up by Scott and has a 20gig HD just for fun...
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
gaydar
A collection of ugly munters who couldn’t pull in a bar full of blind men
Wednesday July 9th, 2025
teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.
. as in sex and the city
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Lesbians
As Queen Victoria correctly pointed out, there is of course no such thing as a lesbian.
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Cakes
or walk to Tesco and go to CAKE section and buy a huge box and save the electricity, the flour, the eggs etc and get clubcard points
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Griffin
Alistair Griffin....my favourite llama academy student ever!
Sings the song ‘Bring It On’ and is best mates with Fox, James.
And he’s lovely...and we all know it.
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
bulge
Noun. A euphemism for the male genitals usually from being apparent through clothing.
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Tim Minear
Wrote for Angel and Firefly. Then went off to create Wonderfalls, an amazingly cool show which was predictably cancelled after less than a whole season
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
spyware
Nasty bits of Software That manages to Self install its Self on your PC Without you knowing and Installs even more Spyware.
Eventually The Spyware installed will then start making your PC Slower
The Main Function of this Spyware it to Track your on-line browsing habits
But Other functions are possible such as:
- Malling your Browser to POP-UPS new windows with Adverts.
- Redirecting your web connections to other sites.
- Logging your Keys stokes for Usernames, Passwords, Addresses, Credit card info
- Even Abuse your PC to SPAM Peoples E-Mails boxes
Detection/Removal:
Ad-Aware SE Personal Edition:
www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Edition/3000-8022_4-10399602.html?tag=lst-0-2
Spybot search & Destroy:
www.safer-networking.org/en/download/
MicrosoftÆs Anti-Spyware:
www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx
Yahoo Toolbar With Pop-up Blocker and Anti-Spy:
Pickup:
PORN SITES – BAD DOWNLOAD SITES – SO CALLED *FREE* SOFTWARE – SOME P2P FileShareing Programs
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Evangenital
A person who claims to be religious and moral but in actuality is entirely obsessed with what other people have between their legs and nothing more.
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Nuggetry
The problem with one track minds is they always lead to nuggetry
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
name value pairs
Describes a pair of values, the first half being the name, the second half being the information relating to that name. For example “First name” and “Scott” are a name value pair
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Memphis Meltdown
Quite possibly the best ice cream in the world, esp. the Mama’s Gooey Raspberry variety
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Daily Mail
election Flyer for the BNP..
not fit to wipe your arse on
Tuesday July 8th, 2025
Private
Film from director Saverio Costanzo about a Palestinian family who live normal (ish) lives in a house between a settlement and a refugee camp that are turned upside down when the Israeli army occupies the house. Shocking, the ending was unexpected, very good.
Monday July 7th, 2025
Bejiggity
adj. To get all worked up about something, to the point of obssession. As Christina is about Peter in The Sweetest Thing.
“You are so bejiggity”
“I am not bejiggity about Peter”
"Oh my god. You named him"
Monday July 7th, 2025
online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.
Monday July 7th, 2025
Pink Floyd
British band, Got together in the 60s after meeting at Cambridge. Spent all their grant money on musical equipment. Made a name for themselves because of their psychadelic shows, these were twinned with cutting edge light shows and the like. Made it big during the 70s. Sold more albums worldwide than any other band ever anywhere. The Dark Side of the Moon was in the American Album Chart top 100 for 2 weeks short of 14 years. They mostly managed this without writing crappy love songs either
Scott’s favourite band ever
Scott’s brother went out with David_Gilmour’s daughter.
The band once played in the living room of Scott’s first boyfriend’s parents in the 60s when they weren’t very good.
Monday July 7th, 2025
gareth gates
A semi t-t-t-t-t-talented singer. Has been in Jordan, the poor man.
Monday July 7th, 2025
OJ
Orange Juice. The drink of the gods (or something. I blame Lloyd)
Monday July 7th, 2025
Paganism
A religion and belief system that origniates from ages and ages and ages ago. Read ‘Triumph of the Moon’ by Ronald Hutton if you want more info.
Monday July 7th, 2025
Spod
To use a computer – especially the internet – for any purpose that’s not specifically constructive or "useful"
Monday July 7th, 2025
Etiquette
Not farting during intercourse. Holding the door open for a man who is behind you.
Sunday July 6th, 2025
Milton Keynes
A nice, clean town with good areas and bad areas.
It has 3 large Tesco stores in the vicinity, plus a lage shopping mall.
Impossible to get lost in, as all the major streets are conveniently numbered as well as named.
Sunday July 6th, 2025
anorak
Name of a techy mailing list called “anoraks” populated by a few members of this lovely website. Show Scott your anorak and he might let you have the joining info
Sunday July 6th, 2025
Fuggle
A Fu*k and a Huggle mixed together.. when you and your partner are in the process of making love and you hug each other.
Sunday July 6th, 2025
Orpington
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.
Sunday July 6th, 2025
Brokeback Mountain
A film which everybody likes despite being about two guys in love
Sunday July 6th, 2025
fuckwittage
Term coined by Shazza, good friend of Bridget Jones. Said actions of Fuckwit should be discussed over several bottles of Chardonnay until having blurry good night with besssss fredn s. Argor.
’.’)=
Sunday July 6th, 2025
being on-time
Caution. An error of the type ‘Gay’ has occurred. The request returned the following code.
Gay/being on-time: Does not compute.
Sunday July 6th, 2025
Massage
Relaxation therapy, often with pretty-smelling oils. Available now at bargain prices
Sunday July 6th, 2025
angel
Spin off from Buffy that went on for 5 seasons and eventually grew into its own show with its own backplot and everything
Saturday July 5th, 2025
Scott
A man who, if he spent less time chatting to sexy men online while procastinating in IRC and more time working on the fucking BETA version on this site we would have more bleeding members! GET TO WORK BITCH! *cracks whip*
Saturday July 5th, 2025
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
My mate made me buy 2 jugs of this stuff then didn’t drink any of it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.
Saturday July 5th, 2025
defenestration
I knew what this was but haven’t read a book by whoever or done any academical stuff. I’m just clever, so ner.
Saturday July 5th, 2025
Podcast
Another way to hear some one bitch about the world
Saturday July 5th, 2025
cheap fags
Gay guys who do ANYTHING.. for a very low price
Saturday July 5th, 2025
bonkle
Of plumbing in old hotels, to make loud and unexplained noises in the night, particularly at about five o’clock in the morning.
Saturday July 5th, 2025
Overgrown pepperpots with sink plungers that have caused mayhem and terror throughout the universe.
Saturday July 5th, 2025
normalicy
The act of being normal. Something Scott is a bit poor at, apparently
Saturday July 5th, 2025
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick
Saturday July 5th, 2025
iPod
A walkman that looks like a pillbox with built in DRM and a battery that can’t be changed without breaking and entering. Which if was launched by Microsoft rather than Apple would have been flamed more than a troll in newsgroup hell.
Friday July 4th, 2025
humans
Bipedal denizens of a largely unremarkable but not entirely unpleasant ball of rock, floating aimlessly somewhere in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable Western Spiral arm of
the Galaxy. Their greatest accomplishments include the construction of the Pyramids at Giza, their triumphant defeat of gravity in 1961, and the cancellation of an (un)popular science fiction series called ‘Enterprise’. Their greatest failures, which significantly outnumber their achievements, include the development of musical ringtones, their evolutionary (and rather vulgar) method of reproduction, the ‘mullet’ hairstyle, and the gratuitous and belligrerently spiteful existence of Gail Porter.
The greatest human mystery remains, of course, Lisa Riley.
Friday July 4th, 2025
Mums
"...cordon rouge champagne... that’s far to good to waste on launching a silly old ship"
Friday July 4th, 2025
ajax
The White Tornado
(For those who are auld enough to remember the add “Cleans like a White Tornado” commercial)
Friday July 4th, 2025
Brian Haw
All round groovy guy who Scott met at the demos against the Iraq War in 2003
When he started in June 2001, Mr Haw, a father of seven from Worchestershire, had only a few signs bearing the names of young children who had died as a result of economic sanctions on Iraq. He supplemented these with carefully painted banners pointing out to both the politicians and the public the huge suffering that the sanctions policy, supported by the UK government supported, inflicted on the people of Iraq.
Over the months, people began to visit him and bring placards they themselves had made. With the events of 11 September 2001 and the declaration of the ‘war on terrorism’, Brian’s protest grew in size and reputation. He has had numerous visitors from all over the world, many leaving placards with messages of peace, helping to create what is now a powerful display which challenges the government’s foreign policy. The international media have broadcast his message around the world in documentaries, news reports and interviews.
In October 2002 he won a major legal victory when the High Court refused to grant an injunction to Westminster Council to remove him from Parliament Square. The judge ruled that Mr Haw was exercising his right to freedom of speech and the pavement obstruction was not unreasonable.
Mr Haw said, "I have had the people of the world on this pavement. Peace is more popular than Parliament."
He added "Contrary to the hopes of the government that protest will end now that the war on Iraq is said to be over, I will not go away. Its not over for people in Iraq – thousands more of the people are now dead and the occupiers are still there. I feel so incensed – we are talking about dropping bombs on people, on murdering people. Its not enough to say we don’t mean to – it doesn’t make it alright. And the murderers are allowed to profit from
their crimes. How can humanity, the world, allow this blatant smash and grab?
"They went ahead no matter how much people protested and we are now being asked to just accept it. I can’t accept it. Here is a picture of a little girl with the back of her head blown off. All you have to do is put yourself in the place of this girl’s parents. They will never thank us for ‘liberating’ them. And now we have ‘saved’ them, we are selling them water."
For more information contact:
Emma Sangster on [email protected]
Brian Haw can be visited in Parliament Square at any time.
Friday July 4th, 2025
Donnie Darko
Really interesting film, and made all the better coz I had to explain what happens to a 3rd year Media student who had seen it 3 times before!
Friday July 4th, 2025
Cakes
In a bowl, cream together 4oz/125g caster sugar and 4oz/125g butter
Break two eggs into a glass or jug, and beat together with a fork. Add the egg to the butter and sugar a bit at a time, stirring it in thoroughly each time
When all the egg is mixed in, sieve 4oz/125g self-raising flour into the mix, and stir in thoroughly
Spoon the bixture into cake cases, and bake in a pre-heated oven at 190C/375F/Gas Mark 5 for ten to fifteen minutes, until they’re golden brown
Then try lots of variations, like adding 2oz of sultanas, or glace cherries, or cocoonut. Try adding spices, or replace a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder. And experiment with icing!
Friday July 4th, 2025
Fox
Gemma Fox....apparently she’s a singer. But who cares? She’s obviously not as good as Sam.
Friday July 4th, 2025
buffy
A television show full of CIA subliminal suggestions to turn gay men straight.
Friday July 4th, 2025
Demoracy
The freedom to say as you please and do as you’re told
(Although some may question the first bit)
Friday July 4th, 2025
Fox
Sam Fox. Touch me touch me, I wanna feel your body! Oh yeah!
Friday July 4th, 2025
Oyster card
Touch-card set to replace normal travelcards on the london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.
Hightly proven to casue fits of joy to its First users
“wow... Lloyd you have to try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy
Friday July 4th, 2025
Q
A VERY BIG MAN. Who was quite camp. And could do stuff. Played by a not so big quite camp man called John
Friday July 4th, 2025
Canteloupe
big melons.. *titters in a Babara Windsor in Carry on Stylee!*
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
faceherpes
unlike the more common Oral & Genital herpes which are common and hard to see, FaceHerpes sufferers are usually brutally disfigured by the condition causing thousands of people around the world to become PAINFULLY UGLY to the point where most people are unable to look directly at them.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
feltching
Also involves insertion of small, fluffy rodents into the rear. I got his info. from a book called "A to Z of bizarre sex by Tracey Love.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
Monging
REQUIRES ONE TRUSTWORTHY, OPEN-MINDED FRIEND!
1. Go to a graveyard/morgue/crypt
2. Retrieve one body of a female (possibly by aid of shovel)
3. Proceed to carry out oral sex on said body
4. Brace as friend impacts on body’s abdomen with some force, exploding juices and gases into your face.
Strictly for use after no other ideas...
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
Faggots
The little bits of kindling used in burning witches and unnatural beings (gays) in the middle ages. Over time, the word was confused to mean the victims of the burning, rather than the wood. Today, we’re ALL BIG FAGGOTS!
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
Taking tea in the afternoon
Anna, the Seventh Duchess of Bedford, is credited with originating the afternoon tea in the 1800s to ward off the hunger pangs between lunch and dinner. Earlier, the Earl of Sandwich had thought of putting fillings between two slices of bread. These two culinary inventions led to the popular custom of taking tea and refreshments in the afternoon.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
alcohol
Can be used as a direct replacement for blood in case i have an accident.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
skinheads
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with [2].
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
cigarettes
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
The List
The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.
Subscribe mark-thomas
majordomo@gbnet dot net
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
man utd
Team for has-been glory-seekers.
NB largest fan-base registered in Swindon
Try below for a better option
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
Fruitbat
a rather disgusting (but strangely appealing) creature easily recognised by a musky aroma around it’s fingers.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
controversy
Contra – Against
Versus – The line (of writing)
Not to take the established line but rather to see an alternative, a sign of intelligence.
Thursday July 3rd, 2025
being on-time
Something I rarely do, except in times of crisis, or if I want to scare friends
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Brian Blessed
Fantastic British God of over-acting. To be found shouting incredulously “Gordon’s alive?”
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Windows
The worst operating system in the world ever, designed for continued frustration.
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
McMammoth
the ultimate in obese constipatory food products from a leading American family restaurant chain
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Work
*looks around*
Hey don’t ask me, I don’t know, ask him! *points at Scott*
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
chav
An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
theElusivePossum
tall blonde and cuddly... well sorta. if u don’t mind the creepy stare and the glazed eyes and the constant alcoholism (i love him really lmao... can’t you tell????)
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
vodka
When you can taste it, you know you’ve had too much of it
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
puddings
Tasty later course(s) in meals. Apple crumble and creamy custard, for example.
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
New Labour
Not as good as the original brand, and over-marketed...
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
monsters
"My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are."
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
dick
Or, sometimes, that rigid thing between your boyfreind’s legs
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Fluffy
Like clouds on a summers day, or cotton wool, or someone who is lovely and generally nice
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Squits
Posh word for Diarrhoea (which is a stupid word anyway)
See also Bum Wee
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
Big Finish
waiting for him to explode cum inside you.. sadly often a real anti climax
Wednesday July 2nd, 2025
flowers poofy stuff like that
All the thing Men aint sposed to like
Tuesday July 1st, 2025
cinema
Place to go and watch films.
£4.50 on a Monday for the Barbican
£6.00 for groups of ten or more
£7.00 usually
photographer organises group trips to the Barbican on opening nights of blockbusters (Fridays) or Mondays for less well known arty films.
Tuesday July 1st, 2025
wendys
A north american fast food chain who specialise in burgers.
Tuesday July 1st, 2025
Alias
Flipsy show based on a couple of wigs the producers found in storage. Implausable story about a double-agent who travels the world to spy, but always ends up at a glamorous cocktail party with a fab hairpiece. Joyous and one or two fit men to boot. What’s not to love?