Freakcity

Words of the Day for July 2025

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Wednesday July 30th, 2025

layogenic
<la.yo.jenik> adj. likely to look attractive from a distance

Added by purekid503

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

freakbag
The rather lovely freakcity bag designed so tastefully in bright yellow and deep black by Scott : P

Added by scott

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

marmite
Goat poo on Toast... YUK

"Try Marmite with avocado on hot toast, bread or crackers. And for a tasty addition, add Marmite to stir-fries, pasta and soups."

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Cheese Toastie
One of the nicest and easiest to make foods on the planet.

Apply butter to two slices of bread. Slice/grate cheese onto one and sandwich them together. Grill for a few minutes (works well o na George Forman grill).

Really good with a dollop of ketchup on the plate to dunk in. Or moyannaise. But not both.

Added by Swinkle

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

verbal diarhhoea
Spelt wrong. Tsk

Added by scott

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Coventry
Also has a *fantastic* ring road. Much amusement is had watching non-locals try to drive on it and promptly shit themselves when they realise the junctions are 3ft apart.

Added by moogal

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

QBoy
Pretty faggot rapper.

Added by admcg

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

chariots
Decidedly dodgy set of “Health Clubs for gay men” one of which is about 5 mins from Scott’s flat

Added by scott

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

the doctor
A time lord, now the last of his species. Does a lot of meddling on, in and around the planet Earth. Has many enemies including Daleks, Cybermen and Autons.

Added by hugzee

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

scareglow
Scary Creatures, like Intergalactic Space Bunny

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Igster
Dick

Added by scott

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

D&D
Roll-playing rather than role-playing

Added by NotDan

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

metal
Music all about Steel and Warriors and all sorts of stuff like that. Often very cheesy. Confused with “rock” music far too often by pretty much anybody who isn’t a big fan of either.

A bit daft.

Added by Swinkle

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

decunted
or deacon-ted in wales where people are just strange.

The word to express that awful feeling one gets after a long nap under the ralisation that having not slept the night before. you had been a cunt all day long to everyone. Much grovelling usually ensues at this point and once reunited with friends, you can officially say that you have been decunted.

nothing to do with being cunted though, thats for silly people who take drugs and shag gnomes.

Added by mogwai

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Cakes
great with Hash and a cup of tea/coffee

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Alec R. Costandinos
Alec R. Costandinos’ recording career may have been short-lived, but the Euro-disco producer dominated the disco world during his late-’70s reign. After having made

a name for himself after co-writing Cerrone’s “Love in C Minor” in 1977, Costandinos signed to the French label Barclay where he released his first record as Love and Kisses. This self-titled 1977 LP featured the timeless disco hit “I’ve Found Love (Now That I’ve Found You).” Soon he was releasing hit records on America’s most recognized disco label, Casablanca. Perhaps more importantly, though, he introduced the concept album to dancefloor music with his well-regarded Romeo & Juliet album in 1977, followed by a number of other less successful conceptual efforts. He became best known for “I’ve Found Love,” "Romeo and Juliet," and “Thank God It’s Friday” (the theme song to the movie of the same name), but literally disappeared after a prolific 1977 to 1979 run.

Added by LennyMonster

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Spooge
Character in Dicken’s lesser known work “A Gay Christmas Carol”

Added by Thirtyt

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

cranberry juice
cartons of this liquid are normally found in scott’s fridge after a sunin’n’ted stay..

also mixed with vodka to make sunin fall over..

Added by sunin

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

wasp
Like a bee, but with a taste for jam.

Added by flux

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

dangleberries
Noun. Faecal remnants adherring to anal hairs.

Added by DiZZY

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

cigarettes
Bad for the elf (see elf)

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Music
Anything by a former Spice Girl. ; )

Added by MySound

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

spending money
The evil yet depression-beater thing that makes me and most people bankrupt

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Tuatha de Danon
Tribes of the Earth Goddess Dan(u|a)

There were 4 tribes I think and they certainly had 4 treasures.

1. Dagda’s Cauldron, which fed all who came to eat from it.

2. the Spear of Lugh which was so bloodthirsty it had to be kept in a cauldron of poppies.

3. the Stone of Fal which cried out when the true Ard Ri (high King) stood upon it.

4. the Sword of Nuada which could cut through anything.

Added by Gatrell

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

orlando bloom(ing lovely
he wore my shoes out once when he was at our flat

Added by Cantus

Tuesday July 29th, 2025

Canteloupe
Unable to run off and get married

Added by photographer

Monday July 28th, 2025

Scart to Scart
Analogue TV detective show with a male to female lead

*groan*

Added by Thirtyt

Monday July 28th, 2025

body modification
Not just limited to the above.

Added by NormanFreeman

Monday July 28th, 2025

Recursion
See Recursion.

Added by Owen

Monday July 28th, 2025

computing
Once you’re on the subscription list for this magazine you never escape. Tends to breed in pigeon-holes and on desks until thrown away en masse (still in its plastic wrapping). Only redeeming feature is the Dilbert cartoon and tales of how your tax is being squandered on yet another project involving EDS.

Added by flux

Monday July 28th, 2025

daleks
Created by Terry Nation in 1963 for BBC sci-fi series Doctor Who, a perrenial favourite among fans, always keen to see them make a return to the screen.

Genesis of the Daleks showing the creation of the creatures by the evil megalomaniac Kaled scientist Davros was voted the best ever Doctor Who story.

Added by Jordanj

Monday July 28th, 2025

gaysbo
A gazebo for gays. Or possibly a gay gazebo (ie it looks pretty but isn’t terribly useful, just like a gay)

Added by scott

Monday July 28th, 2025

colouring in
Common reference used to describe any educational course after Year 9 in Geography

Monday July 28th, 2025

Chavmas
The winter festival celebrate by bad taste trash without a Christian bone in the body. The celebration involves Getting pissed, wearing Santa hats, turning your house into something like Blackpool Illuminations forcing a new Nuclear Power Station to be opened so the electricity can be provided. Driving you 4x4 or Sprog mobile to every out of town shopping centre to buy noisy toys for the brats, fake designer stuff for everyone else and enough pre prepared food and booze to last the siege of Stalingrad.

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 28th, 2025

theavengers
Sean Connery: “John Shteed!”

Added by MySound

Monday July 28th, 2025

vanilla
Soft gay sex, not involving vaginas; Spanish, Latin or otherwise.

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 28th, 2025

Papaya
also know as a Paw Paw.

The juice of one slows down a dose of the shits.

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 28th, 2025

Doritos
Crisp evolution

Added by scott

Monday July 28th, 2025

chariots of fire
some of the actors were cute though.

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 28th, 2025

cocaine
An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.

Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.

Added by anandamide

Monday July 28th, 2025

Chicago
Oprah.

Added by MySound

Monday July 28th, 2025

dyke
Go to Holland and put your finger in one

Added by dolphinstar

Monday July 28th, 2025

sprouts
Hideous small green vegetable renowned for being eaten at Christmas in the UK with often ‘hilarious’ after-effects. The British believe this vile plant must be boiled for several weeks before consumption.

Added by hugzee

Monday July 28th, 2025

Billie Myers
One of Britain’s most under appreciated talents. A great singer/songwriter.

Responsible for the 1998 Top Ten hit single “Kiss The Rain”.

Added by MySound

Monday July 28th, 2025

peculiar
Falling out of fashion, unfortch. We all know what it means, but use it hardly ever enough.

Added by strepsilly

Monday July 28th, 2025

Computing
I have no idea.

Some company that I work for pays money into my bank account, and apparently this is because I work there.

I won’t mention it too often. They might stop paying me this money.

Added by robl

Monday July 28th, 2025

gaymo
The gayest thing in all of gaydom is your less-gay-than-me best friend

Added by scott

Monday July 28th, 2025

cats
Not dogs

Added by anandamide

Monday July 28th, 2025

Blair
Became PM without bingowings noticing for a whole year.

Added by flux

Sunday July 27th, 2025

Cakes
No they’re not.

Added by moogal

Saturday July 26th, 2025

chocolate
yumm Moro Bars

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 25th, 2025

Wisdom Teeth
Perhaps the suffering makes one wiser?

Added by flux

Friday July 25th, 2025

BMW drivers
Braindead Macho Wankers – to be exact!

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 25th, 2025

foreskin
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.

Added by Fetters

Friday July 25th, 2025

Doritos
Fake crisps. Inedible uncheesy toe-nail clippings.

Added by dolphinstar

Friday July 25th, 2025

barbican
part of a castle

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 25th, 2025

dick
The snack you can have between meals without ruining your appetite.

Added by anandamide

Friday July 25th, 2025

Facetime
(noun). Posh wank.

Added by scott

Friday July 25th, 2025

Prunes
Dried Plums, delicious wrapped in bacon.

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 25th, 2025

fuckwittage
the acts of fuckwits.

Added by plath_belljar

Friday July 25th, 2025

photography
pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!

Added by baboonish

Friday July 25th, 2025

remix-albums
evil brain-child of record companys and bastards with no talent.

Added by plath_belljar

Friday July 25th, 2025

name value pairs
High profile couples much sort after at socialite dinner parties, as in "Felicity, can we invite both Charles & Camilla and Madonna & Guy? They’re both such great name value pairs."

Added by strepsilly

Thursday July 24th, 2025

lego
The best toy ever.

Added by moogal

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

weeabix
Perverted breakfast

Added by scott

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

fanny batter
Crusty remains of woman juices surrounding the vag after a very heavy sesh. Not to be eaten with chips.

Added by scott

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

RTFM
Read The Fuckin Manual:

as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.

Added by CelticLo

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Scooter
Can reach 50, unlike Whitney.

Added by scott

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Bimble
To pass the time doing something fun but vague

Added by NotDan

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

marmite
Absolutely nothing like Vegemite – there is only one Marmite.

Added by hugzee

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

cyberspace
Noun. The imaginary place that exists between computers and their users, particularly on the Internet and in virtual reality. The term was coined by the author William Gibson in the book Neuromancer.

Added by DiZZY

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Earl
Aristo type who would have been called a Count (like in the rest of Europe), except the Normans were worried about a disturbingly-similar but strangely-less-flattering Saxon word.

Added by Owen

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

zaphod beeblebrox
Hoopy travelling dood with two heads.

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Trisexual
Will try anything (at least once)

Added by hugzee

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Knobule
Small knob

Added by Thirtyt

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Scruntynutpeafunch
the colour of old people’s clothes

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Wogan
Brought out annually to take the piss out of the Eurovision Song Contest

See Eurovision Song Contest

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Mogwai
Squeak!

Added by scott

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

pub crawl
Utterly pointless exercise which involves getting up from one pub where you have a seat and walking through some godforsaken town-centre street to a pub where you have not a snowflake in hell’s chance of getting a seat. Repeated ad nauseam until closing time.

Added by pronts

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Twatty Hat Day
Twatty Hat Day

It stems from my time of working at the garden centre. It generally happens around christmas/new year period where people are seen out in public in the most revolting hats know to man.

Added by cynds

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Huggle
A combined hug and snuggle ... sweet

Added by keybuk

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o’ the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!

See ITLAPD.

Added by Swinkle

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

naked
Whatever happened to Louise Nurding?

Added by leto

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Banjo
Guitar for inbreds

Added by Thirtyt

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

cabbaged
Adj. Intoxicated to a state of uselessness. From being in a vegetative state.

Added by DiZZY

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Jace
short for Jason aka photographer. Barbican Cinema events organiser and Citizens Advice worker

Added by photographer

Wednesday July 23rd, 2025

Religion
I ya ain’t behavin’ ya ain’t gonna Heaven

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Oleophobic
Fear of hand creams

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

chav
Council Housing Association Vermin!

Added by DiZZY

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

pigeons
Apparently some people fancy them – apparently

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

CTRL
that funny button on the keyboard that makes you do wonderful things and the push of a button.....and another button

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

vegetarian
french word for weirdo

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Scott
Lurvely = D

Added by abeneplacito

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Deodato
King of the fender rhodes, such a dude!

Added by LennyMonster

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

History
History will teach us nothing

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Ben Cohen
Sex on hairy rugby players legs with hunky thighs. Why can’t he do a Dieux De Stade style calender?

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

freak
Freak. A person who is envied because they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and that has no need or desire to follow the flock

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Ajax
Not to be confused with icing sugar or cocaine

Added by justin

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Olives
Delicious, particularly the black ones.

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

gareth gates
the Rick Astley of the early 21st Century

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

thingbox
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

gay
Pretty, but not very functional. Tends to break easily...

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

pie
The food of Weebl, and sometimes Bob.

Added by flux

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

shes0nfire
holly, ex garden centre gnome

Added by cynds

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

northampton

Added by cynds

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

willies
mens dangly bits

Added by Cantus

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

theElusivePossom
wuffly

Added by scott

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Semen
One time ARSEnal Goalkeeper

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Citizens Advice
85 bureaux in London and around 750 across the UK. Can’t get through on the telephone? Well they are charities and the advice is free, staffed by volunteers and funded out of your Council Tax by your local authority who keep chopping their grants budgets.

Advice available on line. OR go and volunteer!

Added by photographer

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

body modification
the habit of poking bits of metal through yourself mostly

Added by Gatrell

Tuesday July 22nd, 2025

Mash Potato
“Everybody knows Badger loves.... Mash Potato!”

the series got banned by the RSCPA as city kids killed rural badgers with packs of Cadburys Smash

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 21st, 2025

jamie
A sexy bitch with a fantastic personality and great sense of humour. ;D

Added by MySound

Monday July 21st, 2025

The Crow
A film that my brother likes starring the late Brandon Lee

Added by dolphinstar

Monday July 21st, 2025

license
For use on the internet. To prove that you can drive a web browser and participate in online_forums without threatening to beat up everyone else taking the piss out of your obviously lame ideas

Added by scott

Monday July 21st, 2025

Abertawe
see also Swansea

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 21st, 2025

Cyndi Lauper
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...

Added by MySound

Monday July 21st, 2025

Football
(Noun) – a game for lads who are too camp for rugby

Added by scott

Monday July 21st, 2025

humans
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.

Added by flux

Monday July 21st, 2025

yope
For when you’re not sure if you should say “yes” or “no”.

“Do you love my new shoes?”

“Uh. Yope?”

Added by scott

Monday July 21st, 2025

wars on iraq
Very popular with certain people and much opposed by others.

Oil split on troubled waters – beware of spreading.

Added by scawenb

Monday July 21st, 2025

nsfw
Not Safe For Work; usually filth.

Added by admcg

Monday July 21st, 2025

FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
What you say when you’ve just bashed your head on something by accident.

Added by moogal

Monday July 21st, 2025

Dilbert
Cartoon about a dog and cat who want to take over the universe and their hapless owner, Dilbert

Added by scott

Monday July 21st, 2025

elf
’elf.

The ’elf (as in National ’elf)

National institution devoted to the sick and dying, manned (sorry personned) by a few Doctors and Nurses and a vast army of Bureaucrats.

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 21st, 2025

Sioux Chef
Cook of native American descent

Added by Thirtyt

Monday July 21st, 2025

naked
A good hobby. Saves on clothing an shit

Added by scott

Monday July 21st, 2025

C&C
Famous in the early 1990’s for their music factory.

Everybody dance now!

Added by kev

Monday July 21st, 2025

scott
A little Plumb

Just the way we like it : D!

Added by Lloyd

Monday July 21st, 2025

Ronald Hutton (Prof)
The leading authority on paganism and the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. He’s great.....just look at his picture!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Dolphinstar
Dolphins produce wool? I never knew that.

Added by flux

Sunday July 20th, 2025

cigarettes
Something that makes you look not only sexy, but also big, clever and cool.

Added by leto

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Cyndi Lauper
who i am A.K.A

Added by cynds

Sunday July 20th, 2025

chuck
Noun. An term of endearment. E.g."Come on chuck, let’s go out."

Verb. 1. To vomit.

2. To terminate a relationship. E.g."I’m going to chuck her at the weekend, she’s really annoying me with her moaning."

Added by DiZZY

Sunday July 20th, 2025

NatWest
"The clocks go back on Sunday. All of our ATMs will be out of service whilst our crack team of engineers race around the country in special cars to reset all their internal, state-of-the-art, digital watches..."

Added by scott

Sunday July 20th, 2025

harrods
Small corner-shop in London

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Indidegestion
A condition brought about by eating whilst typing

Added by scott

Sunday July 20th, 2025

scareglow
Evil version of skeletor from He-man toy series. He glows in the dark!

Added by scareglow

Sunday July 20th, 2025

freakcity
#freakcity is the IRC channel that accompanies freakcity.net – irc.freakcity.net is the server : )

Added by scott

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Pre-Raphaelite
Beautiful style of painting whose brotherhood included the like of Waterhouse and Rosetti

Added by MTR

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Doe

A deer, a female deer (possibly)

Added by taxidriver

Sunday July 20th, 2025

cycling
Tell that to this man!

Not to mention that cycling up hills gives you really toned arse!

Added by Gatrell

Sunday July 20th, 2025

Blair
Poodle.

Added by MySound

Sunday July 20th, 2025

G-A-Y
The UK’s number one chicken coup, ran by the predatory Jeremy ‘Owl’ Joseph, purely so he can say he’s best friends with the acts. One hasn’t got a proper five-star GayCard until one has been fiddled with by a stranger in the loos there, or – more adventurously – at the back of the stage.

Sunday July 20th, 2025

History
Stupid subject created with the sole purpose of arguing about the same topics for ever and ever and ever and never coming to any one conclusion about said topics!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Sunday July 20th, 2025

shy
Fairground attraction where coconuts are thrown

Added by pronts

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Milton Keynes
Vacuous void of a town (yes...not a city...a town) somewhere around Junction 13/14 on the M1. Famous for concrete cows, pioneering street design and a vast shopping centre – a place unnervingly efficent and practical. Apparently people live here.....I’ve never seen the houses there so they must live in the ground like trolls. Home to the once great, yet sadly maligned Wimbledon FC (R.I.P.)

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Old People
Die when subject to frightening circumstances like sirens and laughter

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday July 19th, 2025

cinema
the quaint olde English name for "Movie Theater"

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Forbidden Planet
Exceptionally cool but rather geeky SciFi/Fantasy store in London

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Tidying my room
Euphamism for Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

007
Bond, James Bond

Added by taxidriver

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Jocular
Jock eyes

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Disco
Deev’s first name

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Jaffa Cakes
Heaven covered in chocolate

Added by Fetters

Saturday July 19th, 2025

pescetarian
Gaz

: D

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

C4
Short for channel 4. Easily the best UK terrestrial channel and probably one of the best channels overall. Known for it’s mix of excellent comedy, light entertainment, and excellent documentaries. Their great schedule is only spoiled by Big brother and Wife Swap.

Added by Swinkle

Saturday July 19th, 2025

B3ta loop
When you visit www.b3ta.com at lunch for a quick browse of the latest stuff and then suddenly it’s 5:30 and you don’t know where the afternoon went

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Stoner
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.

Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Gattricles
Like testicles, but with a Mohican (or two).

Added by Plucker

Saturday July 19th, 2025

CheeseToastie
mmmm cheese toastie

Added by cynds

Saturday July 19th, 2025

According to Jim
Dire fat-guy-skinny-wife situation comedy

See also: King of Queens

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Tea
A mild concoction, usually made from the “Tea” plant (Thea Veridis), but can be made from many other plants and fruits.

Added by abeneplacito

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Frisbee
A bee, lightly sautéed. Potentially served on toast

Added by scott

Saturday July 19th, 2025

Eurovision Song Contest

Dreadful Rubbish

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 18th, 2025

Eurovision Song Contest
Extremely good camp fun.

Added by MySound

Friday July 18th, 2025

Rude People
see The Crow

Added by dolphinstar

Friday July 18th, 2025

Shut
Pedestrian-only passageway in central Shrewsbury. There are over 20 in the town and many of them are medieval in origin. As used in the phrase "Many visitors enjoy exploring the hidden shuts and passages of Shrewsbury"

Added by pronts

Friday July 18th, 2025

stroke
Smooth slow motion of one’s hand along an object/person/sextoy

Added by scott

Friday July 18th, 2025

Rangitoto
abbv.. for

“Te Rangi I toto a Tamatekapua”

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 18th, 2025

camp queens
Something to point at and laugh at of a Saturday evening.

Added by scott

Friday July 18th, 2025

Midlands
Or like to be called both, depending on whom they’re talking to.

Added by moogal

Friday July 18th, 2025

Farscape
An utterly silly but really rather good sci-fi series from a couple of years ago. Staring the lovely Ben Browder and Claudia Black.

Added by mogwai

Friday July 18th, 2025

thatcher
A person who thatches.

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 18th, 2025

filth
The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mail in disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death

Added by scott

Friday July 18th, 2025

D&D
Enter a universe where women have beards and muscular men go on killing sprees all in search of one sought-after ring. Hmmm...sounds a bit like Freakcity actually. : S

"Those goblins don’t stand a CHANCE against my Fallen Paladin equipped with Codpiece of Destiny +5!! Suck my THAC0!

Friday July 18th, 2025

artisan
Verb: Expensive.

EG: “That bread is so artisan”

Added by scott

Friday July 18th, 2025

massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......

Added by photographer

Friday July 18th, 2025

teabagging
When a drunken compadre has fallen foul to the menace of unconsciousness, his equally drunken comrades will attempt to revive him by smacking their bollocks on his forehead.

Whether he actually wakes up is irrelevant because you will have laughed so much doing it.

Added by Swinkle

Friday July 18th, 2025

The AA
Alcoholics Anonymous

Friday July 18th, 2025

Insolent
Fell off the Isle of Wight ferry

Added by photographer

Friday July 18th, 2025

David Blunkett
Rather cute (?) politician who of whom many freakcity dwellers love to hate

Added by Lloyd

Friday July 18th, 2025

mom
Stupid dumb crappy shit wank American bastardisation of "mum"

Added by Swinkle

Friday July 18th, 2025

Undermilkwood
A play that’s very odd by Dylan Thomas. Now theres lovely!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 18th, 2025

standing
The act of not sitting, being in an upright and locked position...like on planes : ) very similar to but not entirely unlike the act of being arrested

Added by bingowings

Friday July 18th, 2025

Barcode
Load of lines on stuff you buy from the shops that flags up a 29p pencil case as a £200 TV.

Added by moogal

Friday July 18th, 2025

netsplits
Plural of netsplit

Added by scott

Thursday July 17th, 2025

ID cards
A really really stupid idea

Added by abeneplacito

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Music
...makes the people cum together. Not arguing with that.

Thursday July 17th, 2025

interstitial pages
pages that are interstitial

see interstitial

Added by cutelad1984

Thursday July 17th, 2025

scott
Surname of a blonde lovely whose first name was Serena. First came into our bleak little lives when she appeared on Breakfast Television with other notable celebrities of the day. Later went on to present The Clothes Show with Jeff Banks. Who is a short arse. Who also would not know clothes design if it came up to him, ripped his clothes off, gave him the best rodgering he’d ever had, doused itself in petrol, and set itself alight with the words, "Oi you short-arse git Banksy, I’m Clothes Design!"

Added by Chewie

Thursday July 17th, 2025

self-worship
The worship of oneself as a god....its what us pretty ones do

Added by bingowings

Thursday July 17th, 2025

trains
Big late things that have a habit of annoying me. Once on them, it’s all lovely and good and sweetness and light, but that’s only the nice ones.

Frequently seen falling off rails and upsetting people in well off bits of the UK that aren’t used to it. Bless

“Engineering Excellence” obviously means something else when you’re a multi billion pound corporation ; )

Added by scott

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Gashfucker
A straight bloke or a gay girl innit

Added by Gatrell

Thursday July 17th, 2025

lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. : D

Added by scott

Thursday July 17th, 2025

The AA
A place where one’s liver goes to convalesce

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Pointillism
Pointless Pixelated Painting

Exercised by Georges Seurat, amongst others.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Pants
Clothing worn by men (and sometimes the ladies) to make me feel horny. The plainer the better

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday July 17th, 2025

peckham
The new East Dulwich.

Added by strepsilly

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Nutmeg
Grenada’s main export

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Gordons
Second-rate gin with a history of interesting marketing.

Added by flux

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unpronoucable Welsh pace name meaning ’St Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave’

Added by Plucker

Thursday July 17th, 2025

defenestration
removing Windows from a PC in favour of something a little less crap

Added by keybuk

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Limerick
There was a young maiden from Clare

Who heaved up her breasts on a dare

Her corset that night

Was excedingly tight

But I’m gay, so I don’t really care

Added by NotDan

Thursday July 17th, 2025

cigarettes
Government tax earner.

Added by Jordanj

Thursday July 17th, 2025

Donkey Punch
When doing someone in the bottom, simply punch them in the back of the neck upon ejaculation, while shouting something exclamative. Who’s on bottom THIS week, honey?

Thursday July 17th, 2025

chocolate
the friend of women everywhere...

"I’ve got the painter in.. buy me a large sized Fruit & Nut"

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 17th, 2025

doctor who
See Daleks

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 17th, 2025

northampton
Is so South-East Midlands. Not east enough to be Angularn...

Added by moogal

Thursday July 17th, 2025

myspace
Social networking Website owned by Murdoch and full of emo kids whining about razorblades all over each other’s profiles

Added by scott

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

iaith
Welsh. It means “language” in Welsh, oddly enough.

Added by Owen

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

DJ
A jukebox that speaks....

Added by anticon

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Telepathy

Why do they never win the lottery? Perhaps they do!!

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Monster Munch
Food of the gods. Well, it would be if the gods like partially hydrogenated fats...

Added by scott

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Watties
the name for Heinz in NZ

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Welly Wanging
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Graham
A sort of cracker eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might be someones name.

Added by Trebor

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Bacteria
Returning more upset than when you left

Added by NotDan

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

FTMI
mage’s favourite saying – “Far too much information”

Sometimes expanded into FTMFIROFFLIOLOL by people like spiritusmundispit because...well...he’s like that

Added by scott

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

ku bar
see ufo

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

Swansea
Town Edward lied to Tubs about -"You lied Edward there is a Swansea"

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

cheese
food of the gods

Added by cutelad1984

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

blue curaco
Amazingly nice when mixed with champagne

Added by scott

Wednesday July 16th, 2025

b0pping
To dance to incredibly camp music, e.g. Steps, S Club, Metallica. Well, maybe not Metallica.

Added by moogal

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Ultraviolet
Electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.

Added by flux

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Hokey-Pokey
New Zealand definition of what is termed in the UK as honey-comb...thus leading me to believ kiwi’s are weird

Added by bingowings

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

thinking
The ability to consider and examine one’s environment and self, and articulate a rational, sound and appropriate response. See ‘Prince Philip’ for contrary example.

Added by leto

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Donnie Darko
silly, daft and whats with the smurfs?

Added by Cantus

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

antidisestablishmentarianism
Impossible to win with in Countdown as Carol never gets enough letters out

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

bum wee
Like poo, only more wrong, and watery

Added by bingowings

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

theakstonable
of, or relating to, Jamie Theakston – tv presenter/meeja hore.

Added by admcg

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Computing
Strange weekly magazine.

Used to be about 3 different magazines mostly funded by Job ads. Then all the jobs went away and they all merged into one magazine called Computing.

It’s very thin these days, and dull, seems to consist mostly of public sector computing project cock-ups.

In order to qualify to receive it, you have to complete a seemingly endless series of questions. I just lied and put down that I have command of a 7 million a year budget on printer toner and that seemed to work.

Added by robl

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Radio 4
The most beautiful thing about middle-class England is Radio 4. Destined, alas, to be replaced by “rolling” news. Don’t you love that word? News only rolls if you’re creating or publishing it. Those of us who digest it want our news pretty much stationary, thank you very much.

Added by strepsilly

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Blean
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes’ torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.

Added by robl

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

SFW
So Fucking What

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

Kylie
Very small Australian woman. She’s got nice hair, and likes to wiggle her bum everywhere!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

furry
Filthy people who yiff each other night and day whilst under the mistaken impression that wearing a stupid bear suit makes them a bear.

Added by scott

Tuesday July 15th, 2025

wufflemonster
A big hairy cuddly word I just made up

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

Rangitoto
Volcano in the Hauraki Gulf...

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 14th, 2025

masturbation
It makes you go blind.

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 14th, 2025

ID cards
Eeeeevil. ; )

Added by Owen

Monday July 14th, 2025

you make the rules
Roughly approximates to “I have something on you and if you don’t behave I’m gonna be a cunt”

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

rugby
Thighs! Mmm!

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

masturbation
The greatest solo game in the world

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

gardening
plants

Added by cynds

Monday July 14th, 2025

Fugly
see aslo www.fugly.com

Added by Jimmy

Monday July 14th, 2025

Artery
the study of fine paintings

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 14th, 2025

pre-raphaelite
Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?

Added by strepsilly

Monday July 14th, 2025

pull
Verb. 1. To seduce a desirable person, to sexually attract someone. Also commonly heard in the male expression pull a bird meaning to attract a female. E.g."I pulled this gorgeous student at the Union bar."

2. To arrest. E.g."Yeah, I was pulled climbing out of the rear window of the bank and carrying £40,000 in cash." {Informal}

Added by DiZZY

Monday July 14th, 2025

crash
Verb. 1. To share, loan or borrow. E.g."That’s the third cigarette you’ve crashed off me in the last hour!"

2. To temporarily stay over or sleep at a place other than at one’s own usual abode. E.g."Can I crash at yours tonight? It’ll cost too much for a taxi home."

Noun. The situation of crashing (See ‘crash’ verb). E.g."Come on, get your cigarettes out, it’s your crash."

Added by DiZZY

Monday July 14th, 2025

JMS
Joe Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

Brew
beer

Added by rangitoto

Monday July 14th, 2025

Shonky
Badly implemented or produced. Describing a person who isn’t so good at doing what they’re doing.

“His barwork was a bit shonky”.

“That chair’s a bit shonky”...

Added by scott

Monday July 14th, 2025

scone
A savoury cake, nice piping hot with butter or (I’ve discovered recently) cold with jam and clotted cream. The correct pronuciation of the word “scone” is one of the most controversial and hotly debated subjects in the history of creation.

Added by NotDan

Sunday July 13th, 2025

fun stuff
Stuff that is fun

Added by taxidriver

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Showgirls
Dodgy soft porn for sad wankers.

Added by jimmyjames

Sunday July 13th, 2025

New Labour
see also Neu Labore

Added by rangitoto

Sunday July 13th, 2025

trains
best place for graffiti

Added by anticon

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Horticulturalist
You can take a whore to culture but you can’t make her think- Dorothy Parker

Added by Kittyflea

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Far

A long long way to run

Added by taxidriver

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Radio 4
Attracts sycophants as listeners

Added by Kittyflea

Sunday July 13th, 2025

LOL
“Laugh out loud”

Variations include “ROFL” – roll on floor laughing

“LOVL” – Laugh out very loud (with as many Vs as necessary)

and “LMAO” – laugh my ass off.

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Aston Villa
Yay the best football team of the 90s

The 1890’s that is

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Sunday
Every day is like Sunday. Every day is silent and grey, in the seaside town that they forgot to pull down, come armaggedon, come armageddon, come...

Well...I did used to spend every summer in Southend : S

Added by scott

Sunday July 13th, 2025

life
Life is a series of keeping things to yourself.

Sunday July 13th, 2025

404
Proving that you have failed at websearching, and at life as a whole.

Added by user_name

Sunday July 13th, 2025

sligo
Place in Ireland – somwhere – I think

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday July 13th, 2025

interesting fart
Usually caused by attempting subtlety, interesting farts are usually violet events of many colours and odours and are known by scientists to cause seepage, staining of underwear, a brief but powerful gamma ray burst and unpopularity if released in a social setting.

Added by mogwai

Sunday July 13th, 2025

FuckShitPissWillyBollocks
Can also be abbreviated to FSPWB if swearing in a hurry.

Added by moogal

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Foreploy
The theoretical stage before sex for heterosexuals. If you are a homosexual replace with porn.

Added by Fetters

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Woolworths
A place where people go to work once they become too old to work at McDonalds

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Olives
Eugh! Satan’s fruit! Utterly vile, and occasionally found lurking in salads, masquerading as grapes.

Added by NotDan

Sunday July 13th, 2025

theavengers
Unless we’re Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, in which case we’re residing at the bottom of the bargain bin in Woolworths for £2.99

Added by jimmyjames

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Brew Up
To make one or more cups of tea

Added by NotDan

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Milton Keynes
Easy to get lost in, as everywhere looks the same.

Added by NormanFreeman

Sunday July 13th, 2025

Macromedia Flash
Like newsflash only bigger.

Added by strepsilly

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Huggle
Huggle is a HUG and a BUGGLE mixed together. Two men having a huggle in public may result in certain words being shouted though : (

Added by rickster

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Big Brother
Nikki Grahame.

Added by MySound

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Douglas Coupland
Fabby bloke. Author of “Microserfs” which is hysterical. Writes like a small fluffy blogger ; )

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Libretto
Small laptop invented by Toshiba in the 1990s. Ickle cute things with 640x480 and then 800x480 screens, tiny amounts of ram and baby ickle hard drives. Designed to run Windows 95 and about the size of a book. Scott’s one lives in his bookshelf.

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Oleophobic
Someone who hates oil and doesn’t think it should have equal rights. Probably secretly oil based themselves.

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

typing
The thing that makes freakcity work. It’s really quite a clever invention which Scott, its inventor, feels could help the human race. Now if only Scott could find a way of stopping the aubergine going off so quick...

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

cyberpunk
Noun. A nonconformist advocate of modern technology, especially such a user of the Internet.

Added by DiZZY

Saturday July 12th, 2025

stately homes
Slow moving old people.

Example useage: “I was walking down the pavement innit when my strides got messed up coz I had to walk around dem stately homes be-atch”

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Karaoke

Japanese for “Empty Orchestra”

Added by taxidriver

Saturday July 12th, 2025

A Waste of Your Time
Grumpy, hormonal, imature teenagers

Added by mogwai

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Gin (with tonic
I only drink it to stop from getting malaria. Lots of mosquitos breed on the Thames, dontchaknow; ask any Elizabethan.

Added by Owen

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Gymnos
club for men who like to swim naked. sexuality not important, a nudist club. Frequented by members of OUT on Saturdays and Mondays in different pools.

Added by photographer

Saturday July 12th, 2025

ninjas
Ninja Monks will keep law and order after the anarchist revolution.

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

retro
Funky lil’ boozer for misfits. Location: 2 George Court, London – just off the Strand past Charing Cross. One of the licensees would be Wendy Has an upstairs bit too. Wednesday night is Kareoke: can be quite amusing.

Added by admcg

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Eggy
Everything that is right with the world, especially Easter. “Eggy” to egg, meaning, to be fine/well/not bad.

Added by MySound

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Bowel
a letter like A, E, I, O, U

Added by taxidriver

Saturday July 12th, 2025

chuck
Apparently.....woodcutters do this to wood a lot

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday July 12th, 2025

cigarettes
hmmmm : )

Added by Cantus

Saturday July 12th, 2025

FoIP
Fire over IP™.

Ever wanted to set fire to someone’s face over the internet? Well now you can!

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Titan
Ref to “Cynds” to understand the strange person who is “aconite”.

Added by Deadbot

Saturday July 12th, 2025

post-punk
period following punk;

see ‘the fall’, ‘joy division’

Added by plath_belljar

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Alien babies
Babies, from aliens... they tend to pop out of your chest and make cute squealing noises until you fall on the floor like a dead thing.

Added by kee

Saturday July 12th, 2025

America
Fuck Yeah

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 12th, 2025

bum
Noun. 1. The buttocks or anus.

2. A objectionable person.

3. A beggar, homeless person. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]

Verb. 1. To beg. E.g."Can I bum a cigarette off you until I buy some later?"

2. To bugger, sodomize.

Added by DiZZY

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.

Added by MySound

Saturday July 12th, 2025

crufty
Shonky. A bit horribly and incorrectly done.

Added by scott

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Woo-woo
[Wu-wu] (n.) 1. A lady’s cunt. 2. The noise a choo-choo train makes. 3. A fabulously homosexual cocktail.

Added by Agent_Llama

Saturday July 12th, 2025

discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.

Added by anandamide

Saturday July 12th, 2025

wendy
Fat bitch with ginger pigtails who makes Obese burgers in America

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Gaydar
Community orientated website aimed at bringing people together through events (usually sexual) find mates through linked keywords such as SCAT and cocksize=LARGE. Please do not mention you are looking for a boyfriend because that means you are a potential psycho. Do tell everyone you are happy with you boyfriend and then spend all day logged onto gaydar trying to find your next one.

Added by photographer

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Uri- Lift
A Manhole that becomes a urinal at night

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 12th, 2025

Liz Copper
Blonde woman with disturbingly intense eyes who reports news from Staffordshire for BBC Midlands Today. Frequently relegated to the wacky “And Finally” spot after the Sport due to a total lack of news from "The Creative County"

Added by pronts

Saturday July 12th, 2025

barenboim
Daniel. Genius who can weave music and politics, AND get to talk about it on prime-time Radio 4. Oh, and he’s a fab musician too.

Added by strepsilly

Friday July 11th, 2025

Adam Baldwin
yes, oh God yes, YES, YES

Added by Owen

Friday July 11th, 2025

Subgenius
The greatest religion ever revealed or the greatest joke ever told or both, or something else.

’... and so the Skull farmer threw the dead prarie squid out the window and said "If that’s your Johnson rod then what’s in the refridgerator?"’

Added by Gatrell

Friday July 11th, 2025

east Dulwich
Increasingly (as of 2006) trendy corner of south-east London, inhabited by those in the know. Allegedly inhabited by those who can’t afford Clapham.

See Peckham.

Added by strepsilly

Friday July 11th, 2025

Pants
Underwear NOT trousers

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 11th, 2025

Graffiti
the application of any media to any surface

Added by anticon

Friday July 11th, 2025

UFO
Famous for the purple haired woman

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 11th, 2025

Demoracy
An as yet unrealised system of government in which the people do the governing.

Many people claim to be living in democracies (see USA). They’re all lying and are mostly living in Republics but are too stupid to spot the difference.

Added by LangtonsAnt

Friday July 11th, 2025

Monsters
Scary muthafucka things that hide in wardrobes and under beds.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 11th, 2025

Gin (with tonic
“little top up”.

"That’ll keep the mosquitos at bay there"

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 11th, 2025

David Blunkett
Cunt

Added by Owen

Friday July 11th, 2025

wendys
More importantly, SQUARE burgers.

Added by kev

Friday July 11th, 2025

dogs are barking
Phrs. (One’s) feet are tired and aching. E.g."Do you mind if I sit down, my dogs are barking!"

Added by DiZZY

Friday July 11th, 2025

t-bag
Bizzare kids tv show from the 80s.

Added by admcg

Friday July 11th, 2025

Heaven
Where all dogs go

Added by dolphinstar

Friday July 11th, 2025

trouser cough
Accidental explosion of arsebreath from one’s sphincter. Oft accompanied by giggling and screaming if either mogwai or Scott are involved

Added by scott

Friday July 11th, 2025

anoraknophobia
Marillion Album (post Fish)

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 11th, 2025

errorfied
Cheap young gay whore. But lovely.

Added by aphasia

Friday July 11th, 2025

Xmas
Xmas is a terrible incurable afflication that affects many people the moment the clocks go back and then continue to cripple them financially and socially well into January.

Only Anti-Xmas antibiotics in the form of alcoholic beverages amongst non Xmas suffers can save us

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 10th, 2025

C4
prototype for C5

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Q
Spike Milligan at his finest or worst

Added by CelticLo

Thursday July 10th, 2025

rawks
Something lameass geeks say to each other to profess their admiration for a lameass geeky thing.

Added by scott

Thursday July 10th, 2025

kumquat
Isn’t that a word for a rather thrilling exercise you do in the Gym?

Added by Kittyflea

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Metro
A rust bucket that should have never left the production line, some alas, still on the road.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Lemonaid
To receive help from citrus fruits

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday July 10th, 2025

jam
Paul Weller

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 10th, 2025

SFW
Safe For Work

Added by admcg

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Air
French Band that I quite like

Added by admcg

Thursday July 10th, 2025

photography
The art of being able to make strange people look at least remotely pretty and not camp at all.

Added by scott

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Alias
To Alias:

To use a wig to save the world.

Added by CelticLo

Thursday July 10th, 2025

Midlands Today
Weekday BBC regional news programme responsible for launching the career of Nina Nannar and for keeping Nick Owen in work.

Added by pronts

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Oxford
City of Dreaming Spires, and queer old deans

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Massage
I want one!

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Fox
James Fox. Ex llama academy student, now eurovision ‘hopeful’....I hope the twat ends up stranded in Europe. He sucks!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Wardrobe
not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

cats
Dogs have owners, Cats have servants

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

optical releated things
optical releated things and stuffs

Added by cynds

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

G-A-Y
Quite fun actually. Bit squashed though.

Added by moogal

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Sunday
Easy like Sunday mooooorrrnnniiiinngggg yeaaaahhhhh!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

archer
Geoffrey

Literary genious of some renown, erswhile contender for the Tory Crown and Mayorial Chain. His vivid imagination earned him a place at the University of Belmarsh, from where he graduated with first class honours.

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Seurat
A large french rodent you find down drains

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott’s mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson’s Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.

Very depressing, introspective and dark.

Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.

Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe

Added by scott

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Libby
Named jointly after Lazarus “Libby” Long and the fact that it’s a Libretto — this is Scott’s teeny ickle ancient laptop. Made by Toshiba, it has a Pentium 266mhz chip and 64 meg of RAM. This is the overclocked speed...and it was souped up by Scott and has a 20gig HD just for fun...

Added by scott

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

gaydar
A collection of ugly munters who couldn’t pull in a bar full of blind men

Added by scott

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Procrastinating
I am champion at this.

Added by kibby

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.

. as in sex and the city

Added by scareglow

Wednesday July 9th, 2025

Beeston
where Bees live

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Lesbians
As Queen Victoria correctly pointed out, there is of course no such thing as a lesbian.

Added by leto

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Cakes
or walk to Tesco and go to CAKE section and buy a huge box and save the electricity, the flour, the eggs etc and get clubcard points

Added by photographer

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Griffin
Alistair Griffin....my favourite llama academy student ever!

Sings the song ‘Bring It On’ and is best mates with Fox, James.

And he’s lovely...and we all know it.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

bulge
Noun. A euphemism for the male genitals usually from being apparent through clothing.

Added by DiZZY

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Tim Minear
Wrote for Angel and Firefly. Then went off to create Wonderfalls, an amazingly cool show which was predictably cancelled after less than a whole season

Added by scott

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

UFO
Aesthetically challenged person from Eastern Asia

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Cashtration
Tell me about it : S

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

smoking
i’ve notcied all the fag butts around NC

Added by cynds

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

cynds
Incomprehensible spelling : P

Added by scott

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

spyware
Nasty bits of Software That manages to Self install its Self on your PC Without you knowing and Installs even more Spyware.

Eventually The Spyware installed will then start making your PC Slower

The Main Function of this Spyware it to Track your on-line browsing habits

But Other functions are possible such as:

- Malling your Browser to POP-UPS new windows with Adverts.

- Redirecting your web connections to other sites.

- Logging your Keys stokes for Usernames, Passwords, Addresses, Credit card info

- Even Abuse your PC to SPAM Peoples E-Mails boxes

Detection/Removal:

Ad-Aware SE Personal Edition:

www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Edition/3000-8022_4-10399602.html?tag=lst-0-2

Spybot search & Destroy:

www.safer-networking.org/en/download/

MicrosoftÆs Anti-Spyware:

www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spyware/software/default.mspx

Yahoo Toolbar With Pop-up Blocker and Anti-Spy:

toolbar.yahoo.com/

Pickup:

PORN SITES – BAD DOWNLOAD SITES – SO CALLED *FREE* SOFTWARE – SOME P2P FileShareing Programs

Added by hitechguy18

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Evangenital
A person who claims to be religious and moral but in actuality is entirely obsessed with what other people have between their legs and nothing more.

Added by scott

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

anorak
An item of clothing worn by Anoraks

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Nuggetry
The problem with one track minds is they always lead to nuggetry

Added by CelticLo

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

name value pairs
Describes a pair of values, the first half being the name, the second half being the information relating to that name. For example “First name” and “Scott” are a name value pair

Added by scott

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

WASP
The word I scream to signify impending doom and destruction of the world as we know it

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Memphis Meltdown
Quite possibly the best ice cream in the world, esp. the Mama’s Gooey Raspberry variety

Added by hugzee

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Daily Mail
election Flyer for the BNP..

not fit to wipe your arse on

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Creme Egg
How do you eat yors?

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 8th, 2025

Private
Film from director Saverio Costanzo about a Palestinian family who live normal (ish) lives in a house between a settlement and a refugee camp that are turned upside down when the Israeli army occupies the house. Shocking, the ending was unexpected, very good.

Added by scott

Monday July 7th, 2025

Bejiggity
adj. To get all worked up about something, to the point of obssession. As Christina is about Peter in The Sweetest Thing.

“You are so bejiggity”

“I am not bejiggity about Peter”

"Oh my god. You named him"

Monday July 7th, 2025

online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.

Added by scott

Monday July 7th, 2025

Thamas
Watery terrorists

Added by scott

Monday July 7th, 2025

Hearse
My car.

Added by moogal

Monday July 7th, 2025

Pink Floyd
British band, Got together in the 60s after meeting at Cambridge. Spent all their grant money on musical equipment. Made a name for themselves because of their psychadelic shows, these were twinned with cutting edge light shows and the like. Made it big during the 70s. Sold more albums worldwide than any other band ever anywhere. The Dark Side of the Moon was in the American Album Chart top 100 for 2 weeks short of 14 years. They mostly managed this without writing crappy love songs either ; )

Scott’s favourite band ever : D

Scott’s brother went out with David_Gilmour’s daughter.

The band once played in the living room of Scott’s first boyfriend’s parents in the 60s when they weren’t very good.

Added by scott

Monday July 7th, 2025

Daily Mail
Election flyer for the Conservatives

Added by abeneplacito

Monday July 7th, 2025

Turntablism
To use turntables as a musical instument.

Added by anticon

Monday July 7th, 2025

gareth gates
A semi t-t-t-t-t-talented singer. Has been in Jordan, the poor man.

Added by Fetters

Monday July 7th, 2025

OJ
Orange Juice. The drink of the gods (or something. I blame Lloyd)

Added by scott

Monday July 7th, 2025

Coventry
If only the Germans won the war......

Added by dolphinstar

Monday July 7th, 2025

Paganism
A religion and belief system that origniates from ages and ages and ages ago. Read ‘Triumph of the Moon’ by Ronald Hutton if you want more info.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Monday July 7th, 2025

c-word
Noun. A coy euphemism for ‘cunt’

Added by DiZZY

Monday July 7th, 2025

LOL
Something tongues sometimes do.

Added by flux

Monday July 7th, 2025

Huggle
Anyone for a cuggie, then?

Added by Kittyflea

Monday July 7th, 2025

Maltloaf
Poor man’s cake

Added by dolphinstar

Monday July 7th, 2025

Spod
To use a computer – especially the internet – for any purpose that’s not specifically constructive or "useful"

Added by NotDan

Monday July 7th, 2025

Etiquette
Not farting during intercourse. Holding the door open for a man who is behind you.

Added by Kittyflea

Monday July 7th, 2025

daleks
Were never meant to fly!!!!!!

Added by taxidriver

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Milton Keynes
A nice, clean town with good areas and bad areas.

It has 3 large Tesco stores in the vicinity, plus a lage shopping mall.

Impossible to get lost in, as all the major streets are conveniently numbered as well as named.

Added by peter

Sunday July 6th, 2025

anorak
Name of a techy mailing list called “anoraks” populated by a few members of this lovely website. Show Scott your anorak and he might let you have the joining info

Added by scott

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Fuggle
A Fu*k and a Huggle mixed together.. when you and your partner are in the process of making love and you hug each other.

Added by rickster

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Orpington
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.

Added by flux

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Brokeback Mountain
A film which everybody likes despite being about two guys in love

Added by Kylock

Sunday July 6th, 2025

fuckwittage
Term coined by Shazza, good friend of Bridget Jones. Said actions of Fuckwit should be discussed over several bottles of Chardonnay until having blurry good night with besssss fredn s. Argor.

Sunday July 6th, 2025

cats
purrrfect

= (’.’)=

Added by puddy_tat

Sunday July 6th, 2025

being on-time
Caution. An error of the type ‘Gay’ has occurred. The request returned the following code.

Gay/being on-time: Does not compute.

Added by mogwai

Sunday July 6th, 2025

conservatives
Dead parrot..

Added by rangitoto

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Zoom
new Low Cost direct sell airline from the UK- Canada

Added by rangitoto

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Adam Baldwin
Mikes granson in Coronation Street

Added by rangitoto

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Massage
Relaxation therapy, often with pretty-smelling oils. Available now at bargain prices : D

Added by NotDan

Sunday July 6th, 2025

angel
Spin off from Buffy that went on for 5 seasons and eventually grew into its own show with its own backplot and everything

Added by scott

Sunday July 6th, 2025

Telepathy
I knew you were gonna say that

Added by CelticLo

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Scott
A man who, if he spent less time chatting to sexy men online while procastinating in IRC and more time working on the fucking BETA version on this site we would have more bleeding members! GET TO WORK BITCH! *cracks whip*

Added by Lloyd

Saturday July 5th, 2025

pigeons
little bastards

Added by cynds

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
My mate made me buy 2 jugs of this stuff then didn’t drink any of it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.

Added by Agent_Llama

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Devon
the bit between Dorset and Cornwall

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 5th, 2025

defenestration
I knew what this was but haven’t read a book by whoever or done any academical stuff. I’m just clever, so ner.

Added by moogal

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Podcast
Another way to hear some one bitch about the world

Added by hitechguy18

Saturday July 5th, 2025

cheap fags
Gay guys who do ANYTHING.. for a very low price

Added by rangitoto

Saturday July 5th, 2025

agglethorpe
A dispute between two pooves in a boutique.

Added by robl

Saturday July 5th, 2025

bonkle
Of plumbing in old hotels, to make loud and unexplained noises in the night, particularly at about five o’clock in the morning.

Added by robl

Saturday July 5th, 2025

daleks

Overgrown pepperpots with sink plungers that have caused mayhem and terror throughout the universe.

Added by taxidriver

Saturday July 5th, 2025

normalicy
The act of being normal. Something Scott is a bit poor at, apparently

Added by scott

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

Added by taxidriver

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Woolworths
Quite expensive...

Added by moogal

Saturday July 5th, 2025

ecstasy
A state of bliss, or extreme happiness.

Added by Gatrell

Saturday July 5th, 2025

iPod
A walkman that looks like a pillbox with built in DRM and a battery that can’t be changed without breaking and entering. Which if was launched by Microsoft rather than Apple would have been flamed more than a troll in newsgroup hell.

Added by CelticLo

Saturday July 5th, 2025

Freedoms
Something American knows nothing about.

Added by MySound

Friday July 4th, 2025

humans
Bipedal denizens of a largely unremarkable but not entirely unpleasant ball of rock, floating aimlessly somewhere in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable Western Spiral arm of

the Galaxy. Their greatest accomplishments include the construction of the Pyramids at Giza, their triumphant defeat of gravity in 1961, and the cancellation of an (un)popular science fiction series called ‘Enterprise’. Their greatest failures, which significantly outnumber their achievements, include the development of musical ringtones, their evolutionary (and rather vulgar) method of reproduction, the ‘mullet’ hairstyle, and the gratuitous and belligrerently spiteful existence of Gail Porter.

The greatest human mystery remains, of course, Lisa Riley.

Added by leto

Friday July 4th, 2025

Bacon
the king of meats

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

flaps
It’s a women’s magazine

Added by anandamide

Friday July 4th, 2025

Mums
"...cordon rouge champagne... that’s far to good to waste on launching a silly old ship"

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

ajax
The White Tornado

(For those who are auld enough to remember the add “Cleans like a White Tornado” commercial)

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 4th, 2025

Brian Haw
All round groovy guy who Scott met at the demos against the Iraq War in 2003

When he started in June 2001, Mr Haw, a father of seven from Worchestershire, had only a few signs bearing the names of young children who had died as a result of economic sanctions on Iraq. He supplemented these with carefully painted banners pointing out to both the politicians and the public the huge suffering that the sanctions policy, supported by the UK government supported, inflicted on the people of Iraq.

Over the months, people began to visit him and bring placards they themselves had made. With the events of 11 September 2001 and the declaration of the ‘war on terrorism’, Brian’s protest grew in size and reputation. He has had numerous visitors from all over the world, many leaving placards with messages of peace, helping to create what is now a powerful display which challenges the government’s foreign policy. The international media have broadcast his message around the world in documentaries, news reports and interviews.

In October 2002 he won a major legal victory when the High Court refused to grant an injunction to Westminster Council to remove him from Parliament Square. The judge ruled that Mr Haw was exercising his right to freedom of speech and the pavement obstruction was not unreasonable.

Mr Haw said, "I have had the people of the world on this pavement. Peace is more popular than Parliament."

He added "Contrary to the hopes of the government that protest will end now that the war on Iraq is said to be over, I will not go away. Its not over for people in Iraq – thousands more of the people are now dead and the occupiers are still there. I feel so incensed – we are talking about dropping bombs on people, on murdering people. Its not enough to say we don’t mean to – it doesn’t make it alright. And the murderers are allowed to profit from

their crimes. How can humanity, the world, allow this blatant smash and grab?

"They went ahead no matter how much people protested and we are now being asked to just accept it. I can’t accept it. Here is a picture of a little girl with the back of her head blown off. All you have to do is put yourself in the place of this girl’s parents. They will never thank us for ‘liberating’ them. And now we have ‘saved’ them, we are selling them water."

For more information contact:

Emma Sangster on [email protected]

Brian Haw can be visited in Parliament Square at any time.

Added by scott

Friday July 4th, 2025

Donnie Darko
Really interesting film, and made all the better coz I had to explain what happens to a 3rd year Media student who had seen it 3 times before!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 4th, 2025

Palava
The father of volcanoes.

Added by scott

Friday July 4th, 2025

Cakes
In a bowl, cream together 4oz/125g caster sugar and 4oz/125g butter

Break two eggs into a glass or jug, and beat together with a fork. Add the egg to the butter and sugar a bit at a time, stirring it in thoroughly each time

When all the egg is mixed in, sieve 4oz/125g self-raising flour into the mix, and stir in thoroughly

Spoon the bixture into cake cases, and bake in a pre-heated oven at 190C/375F/Gas Mark 5 for ten to fifteen minutes, until they’re golden brown

Then try lots of variations, like adding 2oz of sultanas, or glace cherries, or cocoonut. Try adding spices, or replace a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder. And experiment with icing!

Added by NotDan

Friday July 4th, 2025

cock
see also dick

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

Fox
Gemma Fox....apparently she’s a singer. But who cares? She’s obviously not as good as Sam.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 4th, 2025

Zoom
Lyons Maid lolly from the 1970’s

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

buffy
A television show full of CIA subliminal suggestions to turn gay men straight.

Added by CelticLo

Friday July 4th, 2025

Gin (with tonic
Makes a summer’s day civilised.

Added by flux

Friday July 4th, 2025

Demoracy
The freedom to say as you please and do as you’re told

(Although some may question the first bit)

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 4th, 2025

Fox
Sam Fox. Touch me touch me, I wanna feel your body! Oh yeah!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 4th, 2025

Oyster card
Touch-card set to replace normal travelcards on the london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.

Hightly proven to casue fits of joy to its First users

“wow... Lloyd you have to try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy

Added by Lloyd

Friday July 4th, 2025

Q
A VERY BIG MAN. Who was quite camp. And could do stuff. Played by a not so big quite camp man called John

Added by scott

Friday July 4th, 2025

dagenham
not quite Upminster

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

Canteloupe
big melons.. *titters in a Babara Windsor in Carry on Stylee!*

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

Yorkshiremen
The best people in the country.

Added by rangitoto

Friday July 4th, 2025

Moogal
top bloke

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Maltloaf
Delicious with butter and a cup of tea.

Added by flux

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

retro
some pub, bar thingy near Embankment tube

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

faceherpes
unlike the more common Oral & Genital herpes which are common and hard to see, FaceHerpes sufferers are usually brutally disfigured by the condition causing thousands of people around the world to become PAINFULLY UGLY to the point where most people are unable to look directly at them.

Added by mogwai

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

zombies
Some band that were quite good once...

Added by scott

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Money
More please!

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

feltching
Also involves insertion of small, fluffy rodents into the rear. I got his info. from a book called "A to Z of bizarre sex by Tracey Love.

Added by Kittyflea

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Kylie
I quite like her though...

Added by moogal

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Twunt
A person who is being a twat and a cunt.

Added by Gonzey

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

you
One of the many voices in your head.

Added by mage

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Monging
REQUIRES ONE TRUSTWORTHY, OPEN-MINDED FRIEND!

1. Go to a graveyard/morgue/crypt

2. Retrieve one body of a female (possibly by aid of shovel)

3. Proceed to carry out oral sex on said body

4. Brace as friend impacts on body’s abdomen with some force, exploding juices and gases into your face.

Strictly for use after no other ideas...

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Faggots
The little bits of kindling used in burning witches and unnatural beings (gays) in the middle ages. Over time, the word was confused to mean the victims of the burning, rather than the wood. Today, we’re ALL BIG FAGGOTS! : D

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Taking tea in the afternoon
Anna, the Seventh Duchess of Bedford, is credited with originating the afternoon tea in the 1800s to ward off the hunger pangs between lunch and dinner. Earlier, the Earl of Sandwich had thought of putting fillings between two slices of bread. These two culinary inventions led to the popular custom of taking tea and refreshments in the afternoon.

Added by snigfarp

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

alcohol
Can be used as a direct replacement for blood in case i have an accident.

Added by Fetters

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

skinheads
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with [2].

Added by anandamide

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

cigarettes
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.

Added by mogwai

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

The List
The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.

Subscribe mark-thomas

majordomo@gbnet dot net

Added by scott

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Burble
Something Huggie does.

Added by flux

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

man utd
Team for has-been glory-seekers.

NB largest fan-base registered in Swindon

Try below for a better option

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

Fruitbat
a rather disgusting (but strangely appealing) creature easily recognised by a musky aroma around it’s fingers.

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

controversy
Contra – Against

Versus – The line (of writing)

Not to take the established line but rather to see an alternative, a sign of intelligence.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

liff
What there’s a meaning of.

Added by Plucker

Thursday July 3rd, 2025

being on-time
Something I rarely do, except in times of crisis, or if I want to scare friends

Added by bingowings

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Brian Blessed
Fantastic British God of over-acting. To be found shouting incredulously “Gordon’s alive?”

Added by Jordanj

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Windows
The worst operating system in the world ever, designed for continued frustration.

Added by Gatrell

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

McMammoth
the ultimate in obese constipatory food products from a leading American family restaurant chain

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

WAGN
Now First Capital Connect.

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

SEB
Somebody Else’s Boyfriend

Added by scott

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Work
*looks around*

Hey don’t ask me, I don’t know, ask him! *points at Scott*

Added by abeneplacito

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Fuggle
I enjoy this activity very much.

Added by MySound

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

chav
An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.

Added by stuartavfc

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

theElusivePossum
tall blonde and cuddly... well sorta. if u don’t mind the creepy stare and the glazed eyes and the constant alcoholism (i love him really lmao... can’t you tell????)

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Gordons
Cooking gin. See Gin, Tanqueray, BombSaph

Added by Owen

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

vodka
When you can taste it, you know you’ve had too much of it

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

puddings
Tasty later course(s) in meals. Apple crumble and creamy custard, for example.

Added by flux

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

New Labour
Not as good as the original brand, and over-marketed...

Added by jimmyjames

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Blair
Cnut of the highest order. Thatcher in drag.

Added by Plucker

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

monsters
"My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are."

Added by flux

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Urine
Opposite of you’re out

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

cigarettes
*drool*

Added by cynds

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

dick
Or, sometimes, that rigid thing between your boyfreind’s legs ; )

Added by NotDan

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Fluffy
Like clouds on a summers day, or cotton wool, or someone who is lovely and generally nice

Added by bingowings

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Squits
Posh word for Diarrhoea (which is a stupid word anyway)

See also Bum Wee

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

Big Finish
waiting for him to explode cum inside you.. sadly often a real anti climax

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday July 2nd, 2025

flowers poofy stuff like that
All the thing Men aint sposed to like

Added by Trebor

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Monsters
Real Monsters; amusing cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Added by kev

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

bobdylan
Scary old man who can’t sing

Added by baboonish

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Tuatha de Danon
A bunch of faeries

Added by NotDan

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Foo Foo
Our Footle.

Added by admcg

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Yorkshire
....and God can keep it

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

thin guys
A diagnostic feature of Eastern European porn.

Added by pronts

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

cinema
Place to go and watch films.

£4.50 on a Monday for the Barbican

£6.00 for groups of ten or more

£7.00 usually

photographer organises group trips to the Barbican on opening nights of blockbusters (Fridays) or Mondays for less well known arty films.

Added by photographer

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

wendys
A north american fast food chain who specialise in burgers.

Added by peter

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Aardvark
Animal that appears near the start of dictionaries.

Added by flux

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Alias
Flipsy show based on a couple of wigs the producers found in storage. Implausable story about a double-agent who travels the world to spy, but always ends up at a glamorous cocktail party with a fab hairpiece. Joyous and one or two fit men to boot. What’s not to love?

Tuesday July 1st, 2025

Bad stuff
Stuff that isn’t good

Added by taxidriver