Words of the Day for February 2025
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday February 21st, 2025
Firewall
Something, usually a dedicated device, that sits on the cable between you and the evil Interweb and stops nasty packetses from getting to your machine.
Compare with Packet Filter, a piece of software you bought (*cough* illegally stole) that claims to be a “Firewall” but really sits on your machine and tries to stop Windows noticing the nasty packetses.
Wednesday February 19th, 2025
Cottaging
Soliciting for sex in public lavatories. If the smell of stale piss and vomit does it for you, then go for it 
Monday February 17th, 2025
graham
My god its my Dads name.........FC has both my parents on here now
see Sandra
Sunday February 16th, 2025
darjeeling
What Australian drivers from West London do when the A40’s chocka. They “dodge Ealing.” (Aussie accent required)
Saturday February 15th, 2025
stephen fry
Stylish comedian, author, and actor with sexy brain.
Presents QI. Played Wooster in Granada adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster.
Thursday February 13th, 2025
Dope
Stuff for bloody druggies. Disapproved of by Moogal.
Tuesday February 11th, 2025
RFQS
Reduced For Quick Sale.
Scott’s Somerfield has an interesting concept in stock control. Order too much of everything, then sell half of it reduced. Makes for interesting eating 
Monday February 10th, 2025
Spooning
The act of cuddling whilst lying facing in the same direction.
The spooner is the rearmost of the pair. The spoonee is the receiver of the spoon.
Positives for the spooner include having somewhere warm to park his winky. Negatives for the spooner can include ticklish back or neck hair making them want to sneeze and the danger of being splattered by flying faecal matter should the spoonee produce a wet fart.
Positives for the spoonee inlcude having an arm clutched around you and a general sense of well-being and security. Neagtives for the spoonee include having the dead weight of an arm crushing your ribs when the spooner falls asleep mid-cuddle
Sunday February 9th, 2025
circus2iraq
A small group of performers and activists are currently in Iraq performing and running circus skills workshops for the kids.
During the war, one of the most powerful things was playfulness when the bombs were falling – a birthday party, a football game, singing, blowing bubbles.
Anyone with skills, experience, donations or ideas to offer is welcome to get in touch.
Thursday February 6th, 2025
Lip Synch
Most “artists” are in the popular music charts do this during “live” performance
Wednesday February 5th, 2025
Oyster card
A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s
Monday February 3rd, 2025
Freedoms
Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays and Crack Whores, and needles for Drug addicts...)
The good thing is that they’re free and readily available for when you want a shag. They also include very explicit instructions in the activity of bumsex, just in case you didn’t know how.
The down side is that you cannot use not having a condom as an excuse for declining sex. “Sorry, Not tonight I’m washing my cock.”
And the other downside is that the condoms in the packs are made of uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, and look and smell rubbery and require 3 strong nurses to pull them on your willy. Or something.