Freakcity

Words of the Day for June 2025

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Sunday June 22nd, 2025

Elf
crap French Petrol..

specialists in lubricants

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 21st, 2025

disgenuinity
The adjective describing one who is not genuine

Added by bingowings

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Entheogens
aka hallucinogens. psychoactives

Added by Gatrell

Saturday June 21st, 2025

dick
A prominant feature in much of the work of Photographer (qv)

Added by NotDan

Saturday June 21st, 2025

bubonic plaque
You need a dentist...

Added by scott

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Swan
Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.

Added by scott

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Poppycock
Floral STi

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 21st, 2025

lady grey tea
The liquid that poured from Lady Jane Grey’s neck after she was beheaded

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Gaz
french for gas

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 21st, 2025

pink pound
Noun. Disposable income that ‘gays’ ostensibly have through not having the financial expense of children.

Added by DiZZY

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Kylie
she should be so lucky so stuffin’ chuffin’ lucky

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 21st, 2025

Northampton
A place too large to be a town and too small to be a city. Entered into the Guiness Book of Records in 1962 for having the most Freaks per square inch than any other place this side of the Urals. Famous for shoemaking, excessive amounts of rain, frequent traffic-light blackouts. One train station, no reputable taxi service

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday June 21st, 2025

spaff
spunk, cum, baby batter, etc.

Added by lovecoffee

Saturday June 21st, 2025

bullshit
Noun. Nonsense, rubbish, egocentric boasting. Cf. ‘bull’.

Verb. To lie, fib.

Added by DiZZY

Friday June 20th, 2025

Darjeeling
Darjeeling is a town in the Indian state of West Bengal and centre of the region of the same name, situated in the foothills of the Himalaya at elevations of between 2,000 and 3,000 metres above sea level.

The region is best known for its tea. Darjeeling tea has traditionally been prized above all other black teas, especially in the UK and the countries comprising the British Empire.

Added by snigfarp

Friday June 20th, 2025

Windypops
Club night run by SpiritusMundiSpit at the White Swan

Added by scott

Friday June 20th, 2025

coventry
Birthplace of singer Billie Myers.

Added by MySound

Friday June 20th, 2025

FSP
Abbreviation of: Fictional Silver Plane. Occasional tool of music video directors to shows the artiste on a futuristic silver aeroplane. Jeniifer Lopez taunted the DJ on one in her song ‘Play’ and more recently Britney Spears was a toxic stewardess on another

Added by Thirtyt

Friday June 20th, 2025

jaded
Jaded – (adj) to be racially bullied by a monkey of lower than average

intelligence (usually fem.).

Added by scott

Friday June 20th, 2025

John Woo
Film Director, mainly of action films.

Also:

Rhyming slang for poo e.g. “that John Woo I did this morning had a bit of blood in it”

Added by Thirtyt

Friday June 20th, 2025

Old People
You can’t wind the up: they can’t hear or see you.

Added by Kittyflea

Friday June 20th, 2025

Aardvark
Aardvaark never killed anybody

Added by Laerad

Friday June 20th, 2025

Doppler effect
The effect discovered by Christian Doppler of a change in frequency of a wave due to relative motion of the source or the receiver.

Added by LangtonsAnt

Friday June 20th, 2025

Pescetarian
someone who thinks they are vegetarian because they don’t eat meat but they actually eat fish – so they are NOT a vegetarian.

Added by photographer

Friday June 20th, 2025

trains
invested by the British... perfected by the French and Japanese....

www.sncf.com

Even India and Mali Railways look good compared to ours.

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 20th, 2025

twong
the noise an Italian makes when being twung over a river using a trebuchet on IRC

Added by scott

Friday June 20th, 2025

eggy
The Religion of the Impossibly Stupid. These legions loyal to the God Eggus and the Holy Prophet St. Cadbury are alleged to share just one brain cell between them. (Although this is under debate as many single celled organisms which, when subjected to study have shown themselves to be vastly more intelligent). It is not known where this religion found it’s routes, but we all live in hope that someday a cure can be found for the debilitating stupidity that their form of worship brings on.

Added by mogwai

Friday June 20th, 2025

sligo
n. an unnamed-- exotic/strange/bizzare sexual act-- done by people in private.

n. ability to identify a person’s kinky sexual interest.

Added by purekid503

Friday June 20th, 2025

chocolate
fabulous confection, most likely to be found in my fridge, or in my desk at work. Not likely to last long

Added by photographer

Friday June 20th, 2025

Apostroppy
someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 20th, 2025

jamelia
(latin: jamelius superstarus)

Small, dark stemmed flower with fragrant swollen red petals. Grows best by itself in moist r’n’b rich soil. Last bloomed in 2004.

Added by Thirtyt

Friday June 20th, 2025

Dogs
Much better than Cats

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 20th, 2025

yiff
See yiffing

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

gays, filthy
""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” You can’t run a ship like that.""

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

cheap fags
Lambert and Butler stink

Added by stikki

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Swanning
What happens to Scott on a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gaz turns up and spends much of the evening saying “Swan?” with Scott replying “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink and then ask again, until the answer becomes “yes”.

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

codswallop
Noun. Nonsense.

Added by DiZZY

Thursday June 19th, 2025

cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.

Added by purekid503

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Nessa Titty
The mother of Ivan Tion

Added by Thirtyt

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Titan
f-z: total werido freak

Added by cynds

Thursday June 19th, 2025

IQ
Status to show how smart you are. Or something. 100 being average, 200 being Einsiten. I have 75.... thats bad right?

pages.videotron.com/knox/2004election.jpg

Added by Lloyd

Thursday June 19th, 2025

knitting
"i’d rather be knitting"

Added by NormanFreeman

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Dangerous Sports
Like foxhunting when your the fox.....only, I presume, not much fun

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 19th, 2025

wanking
Making love with your best friend

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 19th, 2025

dick
That rigid thing between your gaydar shags legs that is a substantial improvement on your boyfriends dangly one.

Added by photographer

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Work
The place I go somtimes between sleeping and buying DIY stuff.

It generally helps pay for things but is bad for your health

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 19th, 2025

bad
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?

Added by strepsilly

Thursday June 19th, 2025

bum
dick entry

Added by admcg

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Seurat
Que Seurat Seurat

See Pointillism

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 19th, 2025

History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"

Added by flux

Thursday June 19th, 2025

scope
Spastic

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 19th, 2025

Scott
Someone who pokes me and calls me anorexic to boost my confidence ; )

Someone who I, in return, call a walking lard cake : )

Added by bingowings

Thursday June 19th, 2025

aconite
A deceptively intelligent and humourous social commentator based in one of the several backwaters of Northamptonshire ; )

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 19th, 2025

cat
What old people do to pretend they’re popular

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

music
b0p b0p b0p. they play lots of it at retro and stuff like that. It’s lovely to listen to.

Types of music include:

Pink Floyd

Kate Bush

Some Radiohead

U2

Portishead

Angelou

Music does not include:

Anything calling itself RnB

Anything by a former Spice Girl

Anything by Craig David

Nomatter what he might think

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

knitting
Excellent pursuit for multi-taskers. I’m hoping for a pair of gloves before this series of Dr Who ends.

Added by scawenb

Thursday June 19th, 2025

skeptic’s annotated bible
Is immensly useful, and also occaisonally funny. Feel free to quote from at will to annoy evangelists.

Added by abeneplacito

Thursday June 19th, 2025

retro
A way of admitting new stuff is shit, by rebuilding the old stuff again...

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 19th, 2025

angelou
Gorgeous band from Norwich – Now going by the name “Holly Lerski and Angelou”

Used to listen to them live years ago, and now they’re almost famous.

Humble is one of the most gorgeousest songs ever : )

Added by scott

Thursday June 19th, 2025

404
term to describe a non-brain-activated action or person. ie. ’she’s a total 404’ (comes from the 404 error message when a web-page can’t be found)

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Bimbley
A person who is prone to bimbling

Added by NotDan

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

spaff’n’pabb

A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.

Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?

Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.

Added by jamie

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

HIGNFY
Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?

Added by scott

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Kitten-on-a-stick
Scott’s BBQ speciality

Added by Trouble

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"

Added by DiZZY

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Random stuff
THis would involve such acts as running down the road with a traffic cone on your head.

This is not to be confused with drunken behaviour.

Added by Miggyman

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Point Pleasant
Co-created by Marti Noxon of Buffy fame – bizarre story about the daughter of the devil washed up on a beach in Point Pleasant, NJ

Added by scott

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

scott
death threat for no apparent reason

Added by Cantus

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Daleks
EX-TER-MI-NATE!

Added by MySound

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

freak
Take this test

www.outofservice.com/freak/

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

ajax
A suburban town in Southern Ontario,Canada,

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

catomite
the thing that removes all the superpowers from cats.

Added by Curve

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Earl Grey
Earl Grey tea is a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from bergamot oil. This popular tea blend is named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot is a fragrant citrus plant, used for the oil in its rind rather than for the flesh of the fruit. The legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend of tea was first made from fermented black Indian and “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over the years many other varieties have been used.

Added by snigfarp

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

scott
Someone from Scottland.

Added by jimmyjames

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Bozone
A band of young boys missing a “y”

Added by Plucker

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

reading
Something people do. Often on the forums. Usually before typing

Added by scott

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Web
Network of highly extensible protein threads (stronger than steel) produced by spiders, tends to affect the lifespan of the house fly.

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

Mr. Smirk
adj. a person characterized by a “sligo” look intending to cause sexual arousal.

Added by purekid503

Wednesday June 18th, 2025

absinthe
Three bored prostitutes in Paris.. Get really really pissed on Absinthe.. They pass out and wake up next day to see hundreds of motorbikes in the garden..

One says “Oh God ..what did we do last night??” Another replies.. "Oh dont worry.. didnt you know that... Absinthe makes the tarts grow Hondas..."

Added by Mhunky

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

dp
see double penetration

Added by sunin

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

carrots
Vile

Added by moogal

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

feelie
Type of film envisaged by many SciFi authors that lets you feel the actors in it. Usually associated with filth

Added by scott

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Willow
A tree.

Added by kev

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Big Finish
What you want on your tongue, from a fine wine.

Added by flux

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

web
Something to do with Tim Bernars-Lee and something called the Internet.

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

laurs bobbins
Hey!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

my elderly cats
Olive and Muriel

Added by scawenb

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Scintilate
commit adultary until about breakfast time

Added by NotDan

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

LRP
Easier to find than Super Unleaded

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Cardiology
study of poker playing

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Fox
Set one on fire and you have a rather good browser

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

cabbage
Good dietary fibre, full of vitamins and minerals, makes you fart. Cooking tip, add ground almond. Further cooking tip, eat raw.

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

dyke
go to holland put your finger in one and she if she bites back!

Added by stikki

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Mage
See under Butch.

Added by flux

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

alcohol
In order to avoid the painful post-consumption experience the following steps should be taken:

1. Eat a large and starchy meal when you come home after your night of boozing.

2. Drink as much water as you can before your stomach feels it will explode.

3. Drink less.....? (No, don’t bother)

Added by Prune

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

LRP
cross-country pantomime

Added by NotDan

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

smoking
Bloody irritating – it stinks and makes it so I can’t bloody well breathe.

Added by moogal

Tuesday June 17th, 2025

pigeons
Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities

Added by abeneplacito

Monday June 16th, 2025

c-word
How about “Celery”?

Added by dolphinstar

Monday June 16th, 2025

bulge
A phenomenon that happens to people’s stomachs after the festive season

Added by dolphinstar

Monday June 16th, 2025

Monarch
An airline service that gets me from Gib to Luton.

Added by MySound

Monday June 16th, 2025

Pino
Small robot for playing with. Squeaks and sounds a bit like mogwai. Most sexeh. Sulks if you don’t play with him. Bit like mogwai. Just remember kids, yiffing robots is wrong, mmkay?

(Tho Scott’s one isn’t that cool)

Added by scott

Monday June 16th, 2025

vomitorium
Large room filled with sycophants

Added by scott

Monday June 16th, 2025

bored
What I was when I wrote this entry.

Added by flux

Monday June 16th, 2025

Skippy
A brand of Israeli peanut butter

Added by peter

Monday June 16th, 2025

Blossom
Half hour american comedy tv show broadcast from 1991 to 1995. Notable for having a young horse in the lead role.

Added by Thirtyt

Monday June 16th, 2025

Rangitoto
mostly harmless

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 16th, 2025

MSN
A hobby

Added by chris

Monday June 16th, 2025

buffy
She saved the world a lot

Added by NotDan

Monday June 16th, 2025

Jim
+Verb.+

The action of accidentally sending a highly personal email to an entire mailing list instead of the intended recipient. Kudos if the person the email is gossiping about is actually on said list.

A lesser Jim is when you mispost from one list to another. CF Jim from the MT list crossposting to Urban Cyclists frequently.

Although Jim’s original Jim is the best, some others have managed to Jim noticeably well, including Scott who once Jimmed about an ex friend’s mental state to the list that person was on.

Added by scott

Monday June 16th, 2025

Popstarz
Dodgy, badly spelt plural of the word Popstar.

Monday June 16th, 2025

verbal diarhhoea
Shutthefuckupitis.

Added by taxidriver

Monday June 16th, 2025

Creme Egg
My most favouritest sweetie ever. Generally bought by me in large quantities and consumed post haste.

Added by moogal

Monday June 16th, 2025

alarm clock
1. alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

“Why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”

"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

Added by LennyMonster

Monday June 16th, 2025

cheap fags
cf Ku Bar

Added by anandamide

Monday June 16th, 2025

Manganese
Japanese comic book speak

Added by Thirtyt

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Faucet
c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.

Added by taxidriver

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Brew
A cup of tea

Added by NotDan

Sunday June 15th, 2025

LOL
lol

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 15th, 2025

vegetarian
someone who does not eat meat nor fish. If you eat poultry but not red meat you are still NOT a vegetarian.

Added by photographer

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Bagpipes
Annoying musical instrument composed of four cows lungs sewn together with tapeworms and blown into at high-velocity by Scottish people

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 15th, 2025

jaffa cakes
more orangey than sex and less embarassing to have in your trolley in supermarkets

Added by rangitoto

Sunday June 15th, 2025

ninjas
Ninjas are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Added by Swinkle

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Kylockophobia
Hey

Added by Kylock

Sunday June 15th, 2025

scottaging
An overnight stay at scott’s house.

May include boozing, Swan, XXL, Kazzo, TJ porn, and trying not to wake everyone up with scott’s creaky bed.

Added by Lloyd

Sunday June 15th, 2025

T-Bag
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 15th, 2025

112

Help

see also 112 and 911

Added by taxidriver

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Software Upgrade
Take old bugs and holes out put new bugs and holes in

Added by hitechguy18

Sunday June 15th, 2025

404
An unlucky number in China since it sounds like “Si” the Chinese for death. Never drive a car with 4 in the numberplate.

Added by Fetters

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Zoom
It sounds good. Means fast!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Daft Hap’orth
A person suffering a temporary blip to their common sense or inteligence.

Added by NotDan

Sunday June 15th, 2025

The AA
The not so wonderful company who got rid of about 48% of their national workforce, luckily the cute mechanics stayed!

Added by telco_boy

Sunday June 15th, 2025

the way of life
orignated from mr_cynds & amy-dave relgion. Some of the famous members of this relgion are Bill Cosby.

Added by cynds

Sunday June 15th, 2025

cycling
Let’s not and say we did.

Added by moogal

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Sarchasm
The cultural gap between the person using sarcasm and the person failing to understand it.

Added by LangtonsAnt

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Emos
What I am one of... apparently

Added by Fade

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Requiem for a Dream
Scott’s favourite film of all time.

Taken from Hubert Selby Jr’s book of the same name, it charts the dreams of four individuals whose lives intertwine in a gorgeous, deeply touching, sometimes horrific story that leaves you longing for human company and speechless the first time you see it. Amazing direction by Darren Aronofsky and absolutely stunning acting from the cast which includes amongst others Jennifer Connelly and Ellen Burstyn – def worth watching.

Website kinda gets across the feel of the film, go have a play if you have flash installed and a soundcard : )

Added by scott

Sunday June 15th, 2025

Radio 4
Worth the licence fee by itself.

Added by flux

Sunday June 15th, 2025

ID cards
Something thats normally fake to get into clubs!

Added by chris

Saturday June 14th, 2025

G-A-Y
fantastic place where pure cheese is played..

Added by sunin

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Blair
Thatchers brain in new bodywork!

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 14th, 2025

spending time down under
Enjoying being Passive

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 14th, 2025

La

As in Sew La Sells

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Morrissey
Stephen Patrick Morrissey. Rather a good singer/lyricist

Added by scott

Saturday June 14th, 2025

spending time down under
This must be a euphamism but for what?

Added by Gatrell

Saturday June 14th, 2025

gareth gates
Untalented entertainer for teenage girls

Added by abeneplacito

Saturday June 14th, 2025

quite
Has two almost opposite meanings. (a) “mildly” as in “I’m quite impressed by Robbie Williams” (b) “extremely” as in “I’m quite infuriated by Robbie Williams”. Take your pick, but do be careful.

Added by strepsilly

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Clue
Something that big corporates’ IT departments lack muchly.

Hosting providers often aren’t much better, either.

I want an actual great sword Cluebringer .

Added by Owen

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Cub
"A “Cub” is a younger, perhaps smaller, less experienced Bear, sometimes interpreted as a bottom sexually"

Added by jamie

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Faggots
Mr Brains offal-based brainchild

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Ramsey, Gordon
Very annoying man who needs a good punching

Added by Swinkle

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Painful sex
stop it my darling it hurts me so woo is me bloody are the sheets

Added by stikki

Saturday June 14th, 2025

danube goal
n. a serious wicked plan to accomplish within “five days” under ad hoc or else...

Added by purekid503

Saturday June 14th, 2025

vodka
A lovely drink containing alcohol that gets you very pished ; )

Added by hugzee

Saturday June 14th, 2025

cumbubbles
Bubbles of mangoo bubbling out of a bottom... usually experienced after a hard in and out bareback session when you have a gallon of spunk and 3 cubic metres of air up you..

Added by sunin

Saturday June 14th, 2025

algebra
The root of all evil

Added by mogwai

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Tea
What Old Women’s breath smells like.

Added by zoink

Saturday June 14th, 2025

boring
See Sunday.

Added by robl

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Mums
Aren’t they the best?

Added by laurs_bobbins

Saturday June 14th, 2025

David Gilmour
Lead Singer/Guitarist from Pink_Floyd. Took over after Syd_Barrett went a bit mad. Taught Syd how to play guitar

Added by scott

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Negligent
A man who wears lingerie

Added by NotDan

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Woolworths
Large Chain store for Chavs children clothes.. CD’s Chocolate and world famous Pick N’ Mix.

A visit to Woolworths is well worth it... apparantly

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 14th, 2025

eevil
Like “evil” but more sinister. Often accompanied by steeple fingers

Added by scott

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Homophobia
A name originally proposed for a third rate British newspaper.

Added by leto

Saturday June 14th, 2025

smokers
are cool they look hard and are da beztez ppl in da wrld!

Added by cynds

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Maddyene
The act of murdering one’s child to sell books.

Added by scott

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Charity
A coat you wear twice a year

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday June 14th, 2025

gleek
Noun. A geeky clique

Added by scott

Saturday June 14th, 2025

keybuk
Houses a rather nice builders bum.

Added by MySound

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Doodlebug
Slang term refering to a type of world war two german rocket mounted bomb. The nickname was affectionately given as the pulse jet engine made a low pitch “doodle” sound as is it passed overhead. If you happened to hear the engine stop doodling (the rocket had travelled its desired range) you were buggered... hence doodlebug... sommat my history teacher told me but i don’t know how true it is.

Added by mogwai

Saturday June 14th, 2025

dna
National Dyslexics’ Association

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 14th, 2025

OUT
Pretends to be a gay friendly website. But fails!

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 14th, 2025

ajax
Mythical Greek warrior god, hero at battle of Troy, who became jealous after missing out on Achiles’ prized armour, went mad (something to do with cows), and killed himself.

Added by strepsilly

Saturday June 14th, 2025

Duchess
Song by Genesis

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 14th, 2025

filth
click below

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 13th, 2025

ciggies
see also cigarettes

Added by Cantus

Friday June 13th, 2025

muppet
Inhabitant of Maputo, capital of Mozambique. Formerly Lourenzo Marques.

Oh gawd, I’ve just realized how terribly non-PC that is. What a muppet I am.

Added by strepsilly

Friday June 13th, 2025

Woolworths
Pick ‘n’ Mix tastic!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday June 13th, 2025

paganism
The definition of Paganism is regularly debated about by Pagans themselves.

No-one is really quite sure what Paganism actually is.

Broadly speaking, any non-christian, non-jew, non-muslim religious practise, although it is especially used to describe Earth-based matriarchal practises.

Added by abeneplacito

Friday June 13th, 2025

errorfied
One who is inclined to error; one who encourages and propagates error

Added by scott

Friday June 13th, 2025

scott
Our lord and master...now bend over...

Added by MySound

Friday June 13th, 2025

Sunderland
A Premiership football team managed by Roy Keane.

Added by kev

Friday June 13th, 2025

lady grey tea
Beware of middle-aged women bearing Lady Grey in Islington supermarkets.

Added by flux

Friday June 13th, 2025

arsenal
Arse- Nul – Going commando i..e wearing no undies!

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 13th, 2025

hornover
The frustrating condition that occurs when you’re so hungover and randy you can’t think of anything other than sex, but unfortunately are unable to stand up for long enough to have any.

Added by scott

Friday June 13th, 2025

orlando bloom(ing lovely)
Empire magazine describes him as ‘The Boy Wonder’ of British talent. He’s a lovely, lovely, lovely actor. And my obsession!

I look into his eyes and see love....he l;ooks into mine and sees a restraining order! Nuff said!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday June 13th, 2025

Gattaca
Film by Andrew Niccol (who also did The Truman Show). Beautiful science fiction film where you feel that the scifi elements are incidental and the true story is about love and the human spirit. But it wouldn’t work without the scifi. Very well and intelligently written, offering an intriguing view of the world

Added by scott

Friday June 13th, 2025

Heinz
And ketchup!

Added by moogal

Friday June 13th, 2025

marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 13th, 2025

snacks
see also food, its like food, only smaller

Added by bingowings

Friday June 13th, 2025

cop
Verb. 1. To commune with someone sexually desirable, occasionally in so much as having sex. An abbreviation of ‘cop off.’

2. To take. E.g."Cop hold of this hammer whilst I get the spanner." Also Cop this! – a facetious remark said immediately prior to an aggressive act.

3. A policeman/woman. Abb. of ‘copper’. [Mid 1800s/Orig. U.S.]

Adj. Value, worth. Heard in expressions such as ‘no cop’ or ‘any cop’.

Added by DiZZY

Friday June 13th, 2025

www.pitchless.org
Gatrell’s hobby.

Added by Gatrell

Friday June 13th, 2025

Kumquat
The most amusingly named fruit yet discovered.

Added by anandamide

Friday June 13th, 2025

David
The straight one ; )

Added by Swinkle

Friday June 13th, 2025

Baboonish
a man who makes cynds preety!

Added by cynds

Friday June 13th, 2025

banksy
Specialises in stencil graffiti and special installations. Very mischevious. Had a habit a few years of spraypainting “Graffiti zone” onto big white walls over a logo of the council and then letting everyone play ; )

Website has some of his very cool stuff on it

Added by scott

Friday June 13th, 2025

Horticulturalist
Brian Sewal

Added by NotDan

Friday June 13th, 2025

Nurses
Moaning, overpaid know-it-alls that if had a little more power would invade Luxembourg and other minor European states

Added by dolphinstar

Friday June 13th, 2025

Q
Died in a car crash on a roundabout I used to go round every day on my way to and from work.

Added by keybuk

Friday June 13th, 2025

T-Bag
Abbreviation for Long Haul travel firm

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 13th, 2025

smoking
A major source of income to the Government through heavy taxes, but destructive to health and the environment.

Added by peter

Friday June 13th, 2025

Titian
Ian after the op.

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 13th, 2025

Shaina Twain
she don’t impress me uch

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 13th, 2025

the wall
The popular name for the “pain-barrier”

eg I went through the wall listening to 3 Spice Girls songs on Friday

Added by dolphinstar

Friday June 13th, 2025

jam
Blue Jam

The original three series

Added by CelticLo

Friday June 13th, 2025

Politicians
Wankers

Added by Gatrell

Friday June 13th, 2025

Cucumber
a handy vegetarian sex aid when meat is hard to find.

Friday June 13th, 2025

computers
If you’re useing Windows this will crash riiiiiiight...... now. Buh bye!

Added by user_name

Friday June 13th, 2025

Bockwurst
Huge, suspicious looking German sausage.

CF: ulf

Added by scott

Friday June 13th, 2025

Bacon Sandwiches
Muttley’s Bacon Sandwich Recipe

1. Find a pig.

2. Pour huge amounts of alcohol into it.

3. Feed it chips.

4. Take it home.

5. Eat it.

Added by scott

Thursday June 12th, 2025

browns
The result of cloning Gordon Brown*

*Warning: excessive prudence may be injurious to the economy.

Added by flux

Thursday June 12th, 2025

troublemaking
See Tony C

Added by Owen

Thursday June 12th, 2025

dick
see also cock

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 12th, 2025

buggeration
Exclam. An exclamation of annoyance or surprise.

Added by DiZZY

Thursday June 12th, 2025

Social networking
The latest thing on the internet. Freakcity could be seen as a “social networking” site. It’s all a bit silleh if you ask me ; )

Added by scott

Thursday June 12th, 2025

old man collecting
A Hobby.

For this hobby you will need:

a lockable cupboard or room

a packet of bourbon biscuits and some weak lemon drink ; )

Added by admcg

Thursday June 12th, 2025

tuppence
/Tuppence, Tuppence?/

The term (formerly) used to detail 2 pence.

Immortalized in the film ‘Mary Poppins’.

Added by admcg

Thursday June 12th, 2025

music
Something that should be free

Added by user_name

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Jumble Sales
Jumbles Sales are the perfect place to meet older ‘Fag Hags’ normally in the form of little old ladies working for the local WI.

A great place to pick up things to then sell on eBay.

Added by rickster

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

naked
Au Naturel.. the best way to live swim etc

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

northampton
Where you’re worth as much as your trainers and mobile phone.

Added by moogal

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

bulge
Battle which took place in Ardennes in the winter of 1944/1945.

Added by flux

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

defenestration
"Keep passing the open windows."

Added by CelticLo

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Food
Yummy scrumptiousness...like coconut macaroons....or anything pastry-infested : )

Added by bingowings

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Griffin
decesed logo of deceased bank

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

MSN
A tool of Black Magic and Witchcraft

Added by chris

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Shaina Twain
An imposter to the real music star SHANIA TWAIN. ; )

Added by MySound

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Off
Posh off-licence

Added by scott

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

mums
When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.

And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?

I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.

But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.

Mums are great.

Added by Swinkle

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Homie-Sexual
a gay person who has an interest in urban cultures, such as hip hop, graffiti, b-boying/breaking, turntablism.....

Added by anticon

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Nuggetry
Person or thing defined as being lovely to the ears, eyes, or mouth

Added by bingowings

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Orpington
Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.

Added by jimmyjames

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

Jizzbeard
Noun. Occupational hazard of Thingbox

Added by scott

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

zaty
Errorfied’s bitch apparently:

<errorfied> I officially make Zaty my BITCH

this concept is inherently rather funny

Added by aphasia

Wednesday June 11th, 2025

The Crow
The beligerent, rude, overweight, menapausal oaf I have to work with

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Dope
slag-- idiot

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

zombies
Brains, brains, brrrrraaaaiiinsss

Added by CelticLo

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

gwrywgydiwr Budr
dirty homosexual.....what i am and what i like,amongst other things.

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

shes0nfire
nice song sung by Amy Holland....actually....I think it was her

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Gin (with tonic
Best drink EVER.

Added by jimmyjames

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

laurs_bobbins
my wifey : D

Added by cynds

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Ogg Vorbis
MP3 for geeks.

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Ogg Vorbis
mp3 quality at half the size.

Added by scott

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

KA
Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.

Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.

Negative point: Scary ; )

Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)

Added by scott

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Spod
A person who spods a lot

Added by NotDan

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Conversationalists
The longest anagram in the English language

see Conservationalists

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

ipod
Local landfill tours:

“On your left you can see the Pile of AOL CDS – On your right ipod mountain”

Added by hitechguy18

Tuesday June 10th, 2025

Forbidden Planet
A place where slightly spotty yet attractively geeky young men hang out. It also sells comics and rekated items.

Added by Fetters

Monday June 9th, 2025

Big Brother
fictional character in George Orwells 1984

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 9th, 2025

Porn
When the man puts his boytoy in the womanplace and a bearded man films it.

There are also plenty of other types of porn but 90% of it is developed with a straight male audience in mind. Sounds good to me : D : D

Added by Swinkle

Monday June 9th, 2025

7Up
What Snow White had in her bucketfanny

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 9th, 2025

Stuff
Things, Isuppose. Yeah. Makes sense to me.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Monday June 9th, 2025

Fox
Fox, The. Large, well established Lesbian pub in Birmingham.

Mojen doesn’t go there though; we think she’s already had them all.

Added by keybuk

Monday June 9th, 2025

novak
Scott’s server. Shiny silver thing that runs his 42" plasma screen. Also ½ of irc.freakcity.net.

Named after Gwen Novak, one of the aliases of Hazel Stone, a member of the Families and one of the people who freed luna

Added by scott

Monday June 9th, 2025

Imperial Gunpowder
This tea comes from either China or Indonesia. It has a light, refreshing taste and a sweet aroma. Imperial Gunpowder is so called because the freshly plucked tea leaves are hand rolled in steel pans over an open fire. As the leaves are rolled they are shaped into tiny pellets or ôshotsö that ôexplodeö when boiling water is poured over them.

Added by snigfarp

Monday June 9th, 2025

symbolics (n)
Pretentious thing said to be highly significant but which is, in fact, a load of bollocks.

For example, the three red lines and a blue sqiggle that is said, by the artist, to represent their “inner termoil” but which, in fact, represents a big fat cheque and an entry in next year’s Turner Prize.

Monday June 9th, 2025

I like short skinny bats
Bat – a slang word for oriental boys derived from putting your hands on the side of your face, fingers stretched up, and disfiguring your eyes to look chink-like, ending up looking like batman(ish). Okay, so sue me!

Added by Skywalker

Monday June 9th, 2025

hedgehogs
Great for cheese and pineapple...

Monday June 9th, 2025

Big Brother
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.

Added by flux

Monday June 9th, 2025

chocolate starfish
Noun. The anus.

Added by DiZZY

Monday June 9th, 2025

dropping pork
Brewer’s droop

Added by scott

Monday June 9th, 2025

wolverhampton
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 9th, 2025

Archer
Tasmin

Early 90s warbler best-remembered for the ethereal ’Sleeping Satellite". Recreated (poorly) as a badger by Harry Hill in the early 00’s

Added by dolphinstar

Monday June 9th, 2025

cycling
transport designed for The Nederlands, Belgie, Cambridgsehire and Lincolnshire (holland)

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 9th, 2025

Swansea
A rather nice city only famous for closed coal mines, the place where the M4 ends and where your driving licence goes to die

Added by dolphinstar

Monday June 9th, 2025

Shoe Horn
A fetish.

Added by NotDan

Monday June 9th, 2025

Computers
The Computer

The Device sitting in front of you. You mainly Swear bad words at when it DoesnÆt Work,

Does something completely different to what you want it to do.

And Costs a fortune to get fixed.

Note: Computers are like Expensive partners, There lethal to both your bank account and your Credit cards.

Added by hitechguy18

Monday June 9th, 2025

firefox
Web browser – Freakcity looks best using it ; )

Added by scott

Monday June 9th, 2025

David Blunkett
Seems to get a lot more action than he deserves.

Added by MySound

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Part-Time Insaniac
Well that’s why I’m here really

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Theaksto
I would, too! Though he’s let himself go a little bit, recently.

Added by NotDan

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Wisdom Teeth
Painful. Waste. Of. Time. They are pointless, don’t make you any wiser, and they hurt. Owww!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Podcast
A new flashy name for something old. DIY broadcasting.

Added by Swinkle

Sunday June 8th, 2025

L S Lowry
Not to be confused with Lowri Turner, the homophobic television presenter who just seems to have been in the public’s eye since the beginning of the 20th Century.

Added by Thirtyt

Sunday June 8th, 2025

cobaconfee
The only word Scott can manage before breakfast.

Added by scott

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Titan
e. cleaning freak!

Added by Deadbot

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Scott
The poor guy that made this place and has to put up with all our complaining.

Added by Swinkle

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Theaksto
Jamie Theakston. Tall gorgeousness. Oh I would.

Added by admcg

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Blair
Idiot.

Added by user_name

Sunday June 8th, 2025

skating
strapping wheels to your feet and hurtling down hills desperately trying to avoid killing youself and those around you.

Added by mogwai

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Q
Also a letter, which you largely have to use a ‘u’ after to make any words. Like qualm and quaint...but not Iraq.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Kylockophobia
Give you three wild guesses, dumbass

Added by abeneplacito

Sunday June 8th, 2025

orlando bloom(ing lovely
lauras secret lover!

Added by cynds

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Adam Baldwin
Not nearly as sexy as Sean Maher... but a bloody great actor. Compare the coarse, unrefined Jane in Firefly with the suave, elegant Hamilton in Angel – I had to constantly remind myself they were played by one and the same bloke!

Added by NotDan

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Q-Bert
turntablist god

Added by anticon

Sunday June 8th, 2025

masturbation
Sex with someone you love (paraphrased from Woody Allen)

Added by Jordanj

Sunday June 8th, 2025

Syd Barrett
Original lead singer/songwriter for Pink_Floyd – Allegedly “Shine on you Crazy Diamond” was written about him as he went a bit loopy on drugs.

Added by scott

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Computers
Fuckers.

Added by moogal

Saturday June 7th, 2025

cynds
3: doesn’t like big words : )

Added by cynds

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Doctor Who
Dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull dull

Added by Owen

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Northampton
in the midlands

Added by cynds

Saturday June 7th, 2025

chav
Noun. A person of working class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Derog.

Added by DiZZY

Saturday June 7th, 2025

javine
(latin: eurovisionii catastrophus)

Tall thin boney plant with horse shaped flower. Blooms once then fades away. Mainly found in west end nowadays nestled amongst Daddyee Coolus and Cindyus Eastenderus.

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday June 7th, 2025

laurs bobbins
my wifey : D

Added by cynds

Saturday June 7th, 2025

doncaster
You hate it, and you’ll know you have to leave.

Added by anandamide

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Q-Bert
A really sodding difficult game that I am obsessed with...and have finally made it to the fourth level.....go me!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Gerald Scarfe
A man married to Jane Asher, queen of “Crossroads Motel” and baking fairy cakes.

Added by Kittyflea

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Old People
Young people a few years on.

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Decaffeinated
I mean, what’s the bloody point!!

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 7th, 2025

cheese
Congealed mammary secretions... mmmm lovely The Neal’s Yard Dairy is the best cheese shop there is.

Added by Gatrell

Saturday June 7th, 2025

infidelity
The act of siding with the "infidels"

Added by dolphinstar

Saturday June 7th, 2025

no2id
The last lot of ID cards were burnt with great aplomb in the early 1950s, why do we want the bloody things now?

Added by taxidriver

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Munter
A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood... You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!

Added by mogwai

Saturday June 7th, 2025

Igster
self important twat on the other website!

Added by rangitoto

Saturday June 7th, 2025

carrots
Originally white, then came a purple variety, then the Dutch turned them orange by means of propaganda and arresting and torturing their mums until they turned colour

Added by dolphinstar

Friday June 6th, 2025

Wardrobe
Place to keep all the men you fancy, in preparation for you taking over the world with them.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday June 6th, 2025

Ginger nuts
I have two. Also a biscuit

Added by Thirtyt

Friday June 6th, 2025

doctor who
Inspired the inspired song Dr. Qui? by that Bill Bailey chap.

Added by Gatrell

Friday June 6th, 2025

brew up
To harbour anal feculance for time until noxiousness can no longer be contained

Added by bingowings

Friday June 6th, 2025

firefox
What was orignally a decent piece of software, but has become bloated, ugly and slow over time.

Added by TheGinBoy

Friday June 6th, 2025

laurs bobbins
Tuppence a fuck

Added by Swinkle

Friday June 6th, 2025

smoking
FUCKING GREAT!

Added by cynds

Friday June 6th, 2025

Heinz
They make baked beans don’t you know

Added by photographer

Friday June 6th, 2025

Pre-Raphaelite
One who leaves before the raffle

Added by photographer

Friday June 6th, 2025

Titian
Whilst Titian was mixing Rose Madder

His model climbed up a ladder

The position to Titian suggested coition

So he climbed up the ladder and had ’er

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 6th, 2025

X-Ray

Used to belong to Ray

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 6th, 2025

blithbury
A look someone gives you by which you become aware that they’re much too drunk to have understood anything you’ve said to them in the last twenty minutes.

Added by robl

Friday June 6th, 2025

Buskers
Join them and share in the profits.

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 6th, 2025

Melissa
16 year old girl in Texas whom you’ll want to talk to... really active likes having fun fun fun.... ADRENALINE IS HER MIDDLE NAME

Added by DarKVenom

Friday June 6th, 2025

Devon
The county I aspire to. I love it, apart from Dartmoor, which the Martians can have back

Added by dolphinstar

Friday June 6th, 2025

noni
No noni noni – Absolute absence of said Tahitian fruit.

Added by taxidriver

Friday June 6th, 2025

yack up
Verb. To vomit. E.g."That was the worst meal ever; I feel like yacking up."

Added by DiZZY

Friday June 6th, 2025

Old People
The Post Office’s best friends!!!

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 6th, 2025

Limerick
great little Irish city

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 6th, 2025

The spiderman
The act of jizzing in your hand and then flinging it at someone’s face, shouting “Web on!”.

Added by scott

Friday June 6th, 2025

Showgirls
Me and aconite

Added by dolphinstar

Friday June 6th, 2025

Milton Keynes
“Wouldn’t be nice if all cities where like Milton Keynes”.. *grab Red Balloon"

Added by rangitoto

Friday June 6th, 2025

Crucify
The best song ever. Especially when played live over several hours in the Welcome to sunny Florida DVD

Added by Owen

Friday June 6th, 2025

Freedoms
Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But the instructions offer some great train journey reading material for all the family.

Thursday June 5th, 2025

A Waste of Your Time
it was wasn’t it?

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Massage
some strange form of s&m!

Added by rickyc-m

Thursday June 5th, 2025

sunin
Not so much a camp as a caravan park

Added by Footle

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Yorkshire
God’s own county

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 5th, 2025

cheesetoastie
CheeseToastie: noun;

Something that David added to the dictionary because it wouldn’t let him link to “Cheese Toastie” with a space.

Added by Swinkle

Thursday June 5th, 2025

pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}

Added by DiZZY

Thursday June 5th, 2025

You Cube
Where the Borg post videos of their assimilations on the internet

Added by Thirtyt

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Abertawe
Mis-spelling of “abattoir”.

Added by blunkettsdog

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Gaz
Mmmm hairy.

Added by MySound

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Custard
Nice down your pants.

Added by moogal

Thursday June 5th, 2025

chocolate
What I live for.

Added by moogal

Thursday June 5th, 2025

barbican
short for Barbican Arts Centre, Silk Street, London near Moorgate. Jason organises events at the Barbican mostly cinema outings. If you ever need to find me – try the Waterside Cafe – I’m usually sat outside whatever the weather enjoying some peace and quiet.

Added by photographer

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Limerick
There once was a nice bloke named Scott,

Who liked having sex in the bott,

He met a young Possom,

Who told him to toss him,

And now what a great guy he’s got! : P

Thursday June 5th, 2025

shOUT
Lesbian and Gay magazine for Norfolk run by Scott and Owen 10ish years ago

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Computer Games
They also Cost you a fortune in Hardware Upgrades [PC] for playing the New games that are always comeing out that Demand Better Hardware

Added by hitechguy18

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Gaz
Words Fail to Describe the Horror of Gaz...

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Conservationalists
The longest anagram in the English language

see Conversationalists

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 5th, 2025

sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Alcohlexia
The utter failure to be able to type on a forum after a couple of gins. As yet, no real means of translation unless you know the offender personally and can pester them during their crushing hangover as to what it meant.

SEE: www.freakcity.net/quotes.asp?quote=1042

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

bacon sandwiches
the king of all breakfasts.

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Simon Pegg
Fit actor who no one has heard of

i have yet to find someone who does

Added by Kylock

Thursday June 5th, 2025

not wanking
Bloody annoying is what it is.

Thursday June 5th, 2025

veganism
The art of eating only mung beans and scones without cream. And scones.

Vegans can have explosive wind. I suspect TJ is a closet vegan

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Work
The curse of the drinking classes.

Added by flux

Thursday June 5th, 2025

bobdylan
But who still somehow managed to be considerably richer than you, Pete

Added by stikki

Thursday June 5th, 2025

totes
like, totally.

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Kate
Musical goddess and all-round icon

Added by NotDan

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Dog
Opposite of “cat”.

Added by Plucker

Thursday June 5th, 2025

doncaster
The birth place of John Parr, the guy who had a hit with ’St. Elmo’s Fire’ in 1985.

Added by kev

Thursday June 5th, 2025

jam
Twisted comedy series from the warped brain of Chris Morris – and therefore rather mirthsome.

Added by jimmyjames

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Aromatic
n. Chemical containing a ring structure, generally assumed to Benzene but can be any variation containing delocalised pi-electron bonding structures.

Thursday June 5th, 2025

dorkbot
Freaky people who do strange things with electricity.

Meet in Limehouse and Brick lane.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Done and dusted
You’ve finished wanking. Now go to sleep.

Added by Thirtyt

Thursday June 5th, 2025

naked
mmmm cute owen naked...

:o)

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 5th, 2025

marmite
goat poo mixed with cat wee?

Added by sunin

Thursday June 5th, 2025

theavengers
Mrs Peel, we’re needed!

Added by NotDan

Thursday June 5th, 2025

cycling
Let’s go to Oxford!

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Puberty
the cruelest of all Gods creations

Added by mogwai

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Adam Baldwin
Bit of a right wing tosser really ; )

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

paintist
* A combination of a Painter and an Artist, through a process of genetic mutation.

* A gaffe made by Mickstar during cut-away questions after an interview.

* A painter or an artist.

* Do not use this word or people will think you are mad. ; )

Added by MySound

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Archery
Lieing!

Added by photographer

Thursday June 5th, 2025

doncaster
Train to Leeds sometimes stops there, thankfully not for long.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 5th, 2025

Zebra
A racially confused horse

Added by Fetters

Thursday June 5th, 2025

defenestration
The other tenth may know through academic studies, including, for example the Great Defenestration(s) of Prague.

Also appears in the novel /Hannibal/

Added by admcg

Thursday June 5th, 2025

furries
See furry

Added by scott

Thursday June 5th, 2025

zombies
Zombies were doped with Tetrodotoxin (TTX) derived from Puffa Fish (a delicacy in Japan, eat carefully), TTX is also used for treating Prostate Cancer, something to do with Sodium Channels.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday June 5th, 2025

downtime
A time-phase of inner searching to understand and ponder upon a problem/question/activity that may or may not be related to recent events. Signified by the subject going quiet and sometimes muttering to himself for long periods of time. Known to last from 30 minutes to 3 hours.

Added by Lloyd

Thursday June 5th, 2025

affraid
When they have REALLY big hands.

Added by scott

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

French and Saunders
They appear live during brilliant concerts dressed as Santa and bully the backing singers! Oh yes!

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

archery
Compulsary on Sunday Afternoons

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Telepathy
Can’t be bothered to turn over the television

Added by photographer

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

dune
large lump of sand

Added by warlockseph

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

anoraknophobia
Irrational (or otherwise) fear of Anoraks

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

cynds
A. Flash his cocks for attention as his brains won’t ever get notice. ;o)

B. A total Camp Queen; Listen to one side of a story and believe he know the whole story.

Bi. Put his nose into other people business and act surprise when people hit back!

C. Lack the basis of common manners (i.e. ‘Please’ or ’Thank you’)

Added by Deadbot

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

McMammoth
Michelle ‘pop idol’.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

alcohol
popular drug treasured for its ability to make the imbiber gracefully acorabatic, hugely witty, astonishingly attractive, and breathtakingly wise.

Excessive alcohol consumption can lead to addiction, poverty and, most worryingly, G-A-Y.

Added by anandamide

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Clubbing
Shaking ones behind to a beat in a club

Added by jamie

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.

Added by anandamide

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Rubenesque
A polite way to refer to fat women

Added by Kittyflea

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

skinheads
Gay men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks consensually beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as attractive. Not to be confused with [1].

Added by anandamide

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

UPS
Uninterruptable Power Supply. Big thing with a battery. It plugs into the mains, you plug computers into it. If the power goes out because your flatmate’s 50kw dildo causes a freak surge tripping all your circuit breakers, the UPS kicks in and powers your computer for about 10 mins or so, which is enough time to either have the power back on or for the UPS to tell the computer to shut down quietly

Added by scott

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Ben Cohen
The Sexiest Rugby Player known to mankind. Something to snuggle up to in cold winter nights. Sex on legs. Men want him, women want him too...

Observe...

Added by MySound

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

fap
The noise of a single stroke of a male masturbation.

Added by scott

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Windows
Don’t look into my soul. You won’t like it.

Added by flux

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Copulate
coffee named after a movie director... oh no sorry.. that’s Coppolatte

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Blair
Blair, Tony:- British PM from 1998-nuclear holocaust (next June)

Added by bingowings

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

looking at computer screens
The one thing in Dick I have never done...

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Moog
Character in Willow the Wisp. Had interesting feet.

Added by flux

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Air
wot an Essex bloke ’as on ’is ’ead

Added by rangitoto

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Cannabis
No idea, not a clue, never heard of the stuff, m’lud.

Added by Owen

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

Spinach
Good for anemics.

Full of iron.

Added by NormanFreeman

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

999

Help

see also 112 and 911

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

barbican
Somewhere I hope to live one day.

Added by flux

Wednesday June 4th, 2025

oldmancollecting
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.

For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.

Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.

Or something like that

Added by admcg

Monday June 2nd, 2025

chav
YUMMA

Added by LennyMonster

Sunday June 1st, 2025

Ajax
Dutch football team

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 1st, 2025

pub crawl
Misconception. Public houses do not have the ability to get up and crawl away. This is a delusion created by the effects of excessive alcohol use!

Added by DiZZY

Sunday June 1st, 2025

Heinlein
Robert Anton Heinlein was one of Science Fiction’s grand masters. He wrote, amongst other things, Starship Troopers (although it bears very little in common with the film) and The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, which is currently being developed for television by Tim Minear. Fanfuckingtastic work. My favourite being “The Cat Who Walks Through Walls”, but his most famous probably being “Stranger in a Strange Land”. Which gave birth to the concept of Grok

Added by scott

Sunday June 1st, 2025

cats
dogs believe they’re human

cat’s believe they’re GOD

Added by rickyc-m

Sunday June 1st, 2025

Tablet
A small table

Added by taxidriver

Sunday June 1st, 2025

camping
French for campsite. Which would explain why there’s a campsite in Croatia called Camping Polari. No, really.

See Polari.

Added by strepsilly

Sunday June 1st, 2025

dune
Usually found before the word Buggy.....apart from when in context of young mothers

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 1st, 2025

wanking
*giggle*. Well you all know what that means, <i>surely</i>?

Sunday June 1st, 2025

Anal Street

See Canal Street

Added by taxidriver

Sunday June 1st, 2025

la
“A note to follow So”

Added by taxidriver

Sunday June 1st, 2025

drink
Girls

Added by rangitoto

Sunday June 1st, 2025

breathing
The fine art of respiration. Which many people can do :0) Its a great social activity and fun for all the familly. although many a time people are sure to ask that the mother-in-law would just stop doing it.

Breathing is also a particularly bad habit that many 12-26 year old blonde women from essex seem to have picked up. If only there was a slightly less dramatic way of ending their miserable existance then to watch the mass sucide as you tell the westlife have split up or applying arsnic to all gold hoop earings imported to the UK.

Added by mogwai

Sunday June 1st, 2025

controversy
What happens when your friends/family/coworkers act like they’re in an episode of Hollyoaks and everybody gets too moody about everything.

Added by Swinkle

Sunday June 1st, 2025

42
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

Added by taxidriver