Words of the Day for April 2025
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday April 18th, 2025
polari
The Secret Language of Gays.
Basically, coz it was punishable by death, gay people developed their own pseudolanguage early last century. Fascinating stuff meaning they could get away with talking about boys in bars and no-one would be any the wiser. It’s where the word “naff” came from, which actually stands for “Not available for fucking”, ie hetero 
"How bona to vada your eek!"
Thursday April 17th, 2025
Poverty wank
Wank you have when you don’t even feel like having a tug, you haven’t got time and its going to make you late, you’re not even properly erect, you barely orgasm and you’re mopping up before your dust has barely settled,... but you do it anyway.
Wednesday April 16th, 2025
swaray
How stupid people spell “soiree”.
“You are not invited to this soiree because you are a moron for spelling it ’swaray’”.
Sunday April 13th, 2025
fannybatter
crufty and vile concept of dried juices being all crispy, like batter.
Ick
Thursday April 10th, 2025
cynds
apparently a native child who know nothing and lack manners?
make anysense to you?
Wednesday April 9th, 2025
jam
Yummy thing made out of squished up fruits and lots of sugar all cooked forever and then left to set in the fridge...Not, as Eddie Izzard would have you believe, made by wasps.
Monday April 7th, 2025
bumhikan
One of the more amusing side effects of using hair gel as lube
Friday April 4th, 2025
netsplits
Putting your foot through the wrong hole in your tights
Wednesday April 2nd, 2025
Feltching
The act of bumming one, cumming in one, then sucking out the heavenly goo with a straw. For other party antics, see also seagulling, donkey punching and monging.