Cwoor. So much has gone on in the last few weeks and I’ve been terrible laxy boy for not telling you all. I still have a Liam, tho it was touch and go for a while it’s gotten a bit (ok, a lot) better these last couple of weeks The afforementioned Liam is made from either owls, ows or knickers, dependent on what mood Max and Christian (my two ickle cousins) are in. I am apparently made from pants, which decided that one. We went to Winchester and roamed around the Abbot’s luxury palace. Man I want to be pope. We ran up a hill and found a burnt out circle of trees and talked as the sun made mottled patterns on our heads. We visited my gran, I gifted them a weather station. “You and your gadgets” moaned my aunt until she realised I’d given it them as a present. I blew up a paddling pool. I is teh butch. Spent a small amount of time trying to program my grandfather’s huge massive immense remote control and have decided their DVD player is a bit rubbish. Went to comedy camp where we saw, amongst others, the winner of the UK Funny Women competition for 2007, Andi Osho, who was great. Leapt on stage and told us she’d been misled about the demographic of the audience and we were a lot more middle class than she’d been led to believe. She then asked "So, who here shits I meant pisses in the shower?" and talked of her roots in a place known as “New--Ham”. Stratford station announcer: “I would just like to remind you that people travelling on the trains today without a validated Oyster card will not get into the kingdom of heaven” Topping and Butch were vaguely amusing, they weren’t as funny as I’d remembered, but I was very drunk that time in fairness. The bloke at the start was amazing and the woman in the middle was tedious. And I want to strangle the compere a lot... Been watching Dexter a bit. Thinking that mass murder may be a viable career choice if only I can fake some qualifications in cutting people up. Freakcity’s birthday picnic tomorrow. See the site for more details. Come along and watch me burn things on a gas stove