Someone left me a copy of the Times on the bus to snigger at. I managed 2 paragraphs of “Being a frequent flyer doesn’t make me a carbon criminal” before sniggering too much and having to put it down. Apparently he’s not a carbon criminal because other people make *more* carbon emissions than him. Oh yes. “No Mr Judge, I’m not a thief - he stole way more than I did...” Where do these journalists learn debating skills? Yesterday crept along horribly slowly - bits of work chugging along at a snail’s pace. Salad for lunch - although M&S salad seems to be horrifically overpriced so next time I’ll stick to Tesco. Quietish afternoon - IRC being a welcome distraction as I restarted Tomcat over and over...Deev’s (and my) tickets arrived Left work pretty much on time - got to Retro before anyone else - Teleute: “Kronenbourg?” “no”, I replied, “I’ve given up drinking, I’ll have an orange juice” “but there’s no alcohol in an orange juice?” “I know” Smess chimes in with “Have an orange juice *and* a kronenbourg?”. Silly moo. Sat down all alone on the reserved end table. Danny arrived soon enough - chatted a bit about work. Lloyd turned up, then moogal and mickstar, Adam, Justin, Justin’s friend (not sure if he was an euphamism or just a friend ). Chatted some. Phoned TJ as I was a little worried about him - he’d set off for Retro at 4:30 on his cycle and still hadn’t turned up by 7:30 - but all was OK - he was in The Village being bought drinks by Alex. He staggered in as I was leaving (8ish). Lloyd walked me to the bus stop and I had a bit of a chat to him. Trundled home to cook chicken. Figured I could probably finish Inside Out in the hour it took to cook. Kept falling asleep on the bus though on the way home. Had no idea I was so tired. Finished Inside Out (good book), ate chicken and was in bed by 10. Sorta slept ok but the gays all returned and kept waking me up. They were still all up and awake and watching Little Britain when I got up for work. Mogs, Alan and Mike had acquired bump and bittersweet. Told mogs off for cycling when drunk and for smoking. ScottMUM Left them rolling round the floor and headed to work... Still feeling stronger every day but still so very tired. Bah!