J2O/Tipsy/Wasted/Thrown out/Barred. Bad Phil Nice bee though... (Small).jpg Out Friday Felt really fucking weird about something so proceeded to get extraordinarily drunk. Although not as drunk as anandamide who was banned from drinking by spiritusmundispit - complete with paper towel illustration of the barman annoyance scale, ranging from J2O to barred - until he’d had some water. We took him to the Swan instead, of which I remember not much at all. On the bus and I got a really sweet text from TheElusivePossum saying how he’d got online to find I wasn’t there and was sad but then that he’d remembered I was going out and that he could text me. Aww! I’d phoned mogwai to find out how much leccy we had to be told 4p. Oops. So I got ref:TJ to bring the leccy key with him and when immensely pissed I went to the cab company opposite the Swan and got them to take me to a paypoint so I could recharge the key. Got home, inserted the key and failed to get Novak to start properly - quite a feat considering she starts up fine without my drunken help. Got annoyed and passed out. Saturday was a day where not much happened. We were wrong in the head in Somerfield and that’s about it. Occasional Christexts made me smile. Showed Serenity to Warren over chinese. Yum. Went to bed sorta early - tho somehow I managed to knock my alarm on and I was awoken at 7:30, dazed and confused. Plan for Sunday was Camden. Did washing. Failed to get any more beta done (oops). Eventually got to Camden to quest for a cashpoint. Saw many many cool things. Didn’t buy any of them (my self control is awesome). I’d gone with ref:Warren as he’d only been twice and loves it (apparently). Bumped into Ray on the way out of the tube - had a brief chat. Went to a noodly place for food after acquiring a Lloyd - we eventually found a seat whilst Lloyd went to acquire mattnottm - wandered about in the cold. Visited Cyberdog for the talent. Had freshly steamed corn on the cob. Ogled army gear. Wandered around a very fab bit of the stables with shitloads of old stuff going cheap. Rob got excited by the bakelite telephones. I was disturbed. Walked past a “psychic” - Warren started to say “Did you get anything from that psychic...” as he noticed the grin on my face. “No, me neither” he finished with. I declared we should be a double act and travel the country exposing frauds... Went home via Kings Cross to deposit Rob on a train. Dragged Lloyd back for dinner too. Cooked roast pork with crackling, soya milk yorkshires (!!), green veg and peppered roast spuds. Seemed like magic to Lloyd who kept asking how I knew how to do this - I can’t remember, hehe. Was yummy. Watched the Two Towers appendices whilst eating. Teej seemed fascinated. Robert Elms is annoying. He’s doing a guest spot in the lifts at Covent Garden, so I have to listen to his little speech every day. Gah! “Hi, this is Robert Elms from BBC Radio London 94.9...” he drones on about tourist attractions and the transport museum being closed for refurbishment (It’s a museum! It’s meant to look old!). Not a single commuter has heard of him, nor do we want to hear from him again. But as you listen, about 15 seconds in you can clearly hear the Windows “you’ve got mail” noise in the background. I wonder if he’s stupid enough to do that live on air... Got sidetracked by Chris after he’d returned from the pub. Chatted for a couple of hours (urg, 1am!) about all kinds of things. We always seem to have these conversations at silly o’clock in the morning. I shall have to spank him because it means neither of us want to finish chatting and we stay up waaaaay too late hehe. Slept really badly. Gonna tidy up Dan’s clothes and put them in a binbag elsewhere I think. Not seen or heard from him in nearly 2 weeks. Wonder if he’s been naughty or something?