/One in Five Men fakes his orgasms/ claims the Metro, amusingly... Friday was a bit bleh really. I have the code library running but it’s a bit broken - can’t insert big text and I have no idea why...Took back my new headphones at lunchtime - they sound fab but had the extension bit missing. Grr. No more in stock so got a refund. Quick drink after work, then back home to do some stuff with Dan. Got bored of work at about midnight, decided to sauna. Splashed around in the pool for a few hours - played in the gym too - Dan managed to acquire a bloke who he didn’t want. Comedy. Got rid of him then went back to the pool. I escaped to the jacuzzi and left them there. Some big bloke asked me “how much?” I replied: “for what?” “for those two?” Cheeky fucker. Left at about 4:30 I think, straight to bed. Swear we’re the only people in the world who go there *not* to pull... Up at 10:30 Saturday Not enough sleep. Urgh. Did some work then went for a haircut with Dan. He claims I look like a thief now . Yay. Took him to Barking and then went home. Chatted to punkass_puppy and mentioned I was bored, so he told me to go to the cinema to see “Team America” with him, thedude, vervain and Sal’s mate Roddy. Very funny. Went to a bar called “The Big Chill” on Brick Lane, but it was way too busy to go in, so walked to Liverpool St so we could go to Trash Palace, but that was waaay too packed as well. Grr. Ended up in Retro, then the others went home and I went to XXL. Bumped into Michael who was astonished I didn’t have a cute man in tow Paparazzi Daniel was there too, with some photographs of the tsunami that he took. He was on the beach as the wave approached and the photographs are pretty incredible. Apparently he pointed the tsunami out to the lifeguard who asked “what’s a tsunami?” *giggle*. Saw Dominic and his date. Fell asleep in a corner and got ejected at 5. Bleh. Sunday I staggered out of bed after noon and watched shitloads of Angel with Adam. Also watched Wonderfalls with him because I thought it might amuse him, which it did. And had a pizza that took one and a half hours to arrive and wasn’t even very nice. Yum. And then went to bed...and that’s my weekend. Got up today to discover I’m apparently a boring person. Or so says some random bloke from the interwebnet. Pah