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proclaims classy Harvester menu (Small).jpg ...Have become shockingly bad at doing this whole journal thing... So, I have a boyfriend. I have been to Spain on holiday where it’s LOVELY and NOT 0°C currently. I joined a gym today. I’m washing up. My flat is a mess but it’ll be fine. I got a payrise. I dragged a very trashed ref:Adam round Tesco just now to the amusement of the woman on the till... I am so going to hurt tomorrow. But gym GOOD. Going again tomorrow evening for the first of my three personal training sessions. I now own trainers (the shame) and football shorts. Don’t tell Owen. I am cooking chicken breast for tossing into salad later. How healthy am I? Valencia is mundo purty. I shall resample piccies and whack ’em up on the interwebnet in a moment and attach them to this very gorgeous blog. Went to Southend yesterday to see mommy and Andy and the grand’rents...ended up going to a Harvester for lunch - had a vaguely nice Surf & Turf thing as well as ice cream for the first time in years... Comedy menu faux pas though, as they’d used a title font that just didn’t work right, as the “t” looked far too much like an “f” for comfort. Can’t believe that got through a proof reading! Talked lots about Valencia and how pretty it was, although I was completely knackered by this point and having trouble speaking... One of the things we did was go to this nightclub in Valencia that was gorgeous, but gave the impression of being where the Bad Guys(TM) live in a dodgy hollywood blockbuster. You walk through the two HUGE double swinging doors which are embossed with some kind of pattern into a lobby where gorgeous leggy blondes loiter behind bars serving rich tanned people cocktails. Behind the bar and running the length of one half of this room is a vast aquarium filled with sharks opposite a slightly less vast one filled with tropical fish. Through into the main auditorium and there’s a small smattering of people littered around the bar on the right, mean looking security men guarding some cordoned off corners and a set of stairs built into what looks like the back of a cave on the left. Music is all a bit 90s, with many Spanish covers of English songs... Upstairs is all a bit salsa and leather. Beautiful. Tho €4 for a coke is a touch too steep... Will hunt around for the URL so you can see it in a bit...