UNATTENDED BAG! UNATTENDED BAG! UNATTENDED BAG! Etc. Oh the fun. On a tube wearing sandals. With a scope toe. Yay. There’s a muscle mary opposite me wearing a cream cotton suit and muddy trainers to accentuate his tan. Rah. And a woman wearing sheer underwear is thrusting her arse in my face. Wish she’d sit down, don’t fancy yanking her shoe out of my toe. Grr. Weekend one with no alcohol. No fags since I had two of Owen’s on Wednesday. Forgot to do Owen’s ID card yesterday - so I shall be doing that tonight. Bloke coming to buy my keyboard tonight. Bah. And I almost finished the film in the EOS yesterday at the picnic. Will use the rest tonight if Ref:Adam’s back in time from meeting Roj. Constructive conversation with Ex James last night, although he possibly would disagree. It’s almost like he suffers from that syndrome that young and attractive gayboys suffer from whereby they treat people bad but have plenty of hangers on and so don’t notice until they become older and less attractive to the hangers on. Woah. Big sidetrack. Adam commented that it seems like he just wants me there when he can be bothered and wants me to just not be when he can’t. I can’t be arsed with that. I always thought friendship was meant to be a two way street... Friday was fun. Met someone from slagdar who was actually nice, intelligent and fun to be with. Am thinking I might keep him as a friend...He’s a LARPer and so started talking to ref:Warren about it - having sat on the sofa being shy for around an hour beforehand... Also chatted to NewJames some. He was off to Manchester for the weekend as he’d not managed to do it for his birthday. Apparently someone bought him a sword for his 21st last weekend and he ran around his flat reenacting “Kill Bill” whilst pissed and scared everyone. He’s coming to London this weekend to see me. And we’re going to XXL with loads of people. Rah! ref:Ron arrived from Manchester with yet another boyfriend...this one seems quite cool, but we’ll see if Ron can manage a 2 week one Had quite a late night - but still woke up quite early...eventually said goodbye to the gaydar bloke then sat online failing to do any more FreakCity and chatting to random people...pootled around a bit. Changed my toe. MrsRon wanted to go to Burberry to look at coats for his sister. I made a “bangly gold earrings” faux pas and we went off. Amused by Ron’s “but you’re paying for the quality” comment on finding that the denim jacket she wanted was £220. I tried to impress them with the grandeur of Selfridges, but they wanted McDonalds. Ew. Met Adam at the DLR for our foray into Kent for dinner with alamac and bromleyben - Arrived there, watched Shrek2 which was fab, and ate yummy lasagne + garlic bread and stuff. Played a silly drinking game involving one of those twisted metal wire things that you move a hoop round without touching it so as not to make it beep. If you did then you had to do a random forefit from 1-6. 1s were silly and 6s were depraved. Having to ferry people to the loo and back like a donkey was a good 6 and Sal got to squeak for an hour whenever anyone said “cheese”. Headed home and bed. Late to the picnic. Rah. We all cruised a worried looking muscle mary in Sainsburys at Camden. Met Adam’s mum and her new hubby. Not ever been to that bit of Hampstead before. We were fagspotting and taking pointlessly pointless piccies everywhere...it randomly rained a bit and then stopped. Phil bought too much food and made Adam eat all the scotch eggs. I am *so* glad I’m not at home today. Him and Warren will be fumigating my flat for me. Warren climbed a tree and hugged it lots. It was very sweet. Adam managed to squirt beer at people. The Fling Ring from the camping trip was released once more into the wild. It’s so rubbish it’s funny. Went for a wander and peered around at lots of very strange men trying to look like they weren’t being inconspicuous whilst leaning against trees