<mrxoyote> i am so fucking bored

<mrxoyote> how do i make three hours pass more quickly?

<mojococo> flash your boss

<CelticLo> dunno talk to Gattrell

<sickdawg> mojococo wins

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<mojococo> if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football

<mojococo> go Switzerland!

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<evilmarq> if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly

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<suninIpaq> it was either heaven or g-a-y... and i wasn’t gonna drive.140 miles for fivestar

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(21:00:46) Filbert/Rules: you too can be like me (21:00:55) James: er, no, I don’t pluck my eyebrows

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<Trouble> I’m going to suck the juice out of a monkey

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<okiniko> jamesog, Do you know ksh well?

* HalFire tries to think of a korny joke.

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<bsdb0xen> There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

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<Gaz> talking?

<Gaz> okay so more and more the internet is being seen as a valid form of communication using things such as msn or chat rooms but i’d hardly call it talking

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<18:20>

* har waves

<18:20>

* evilmarq particles

<18:21>

<har> har-evilmarq duality

<18:21>

<zaty> we can know wher you are but not how fast you are moving?

<18:21>

* har parps

<18:30>

<evilmarq> mass increases as you approach the speed of light, therefore har is going very fast indeed.

<18:31>

<har> But time goes slower for me.

<18:31>

<har> Is that why you’re so old?

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