mage> infact remind me to keep telling him he’s the oldest shag i’ve had

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Footle> "get out or you get the perl necklace" Radix> Footle: no, cos you spelt Perl not pearl

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Jimmehhh> ok i need fresh air, ive just tried to light a crayon which i thought was a spliff and am now abit waxy

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<Jen> O: what drugs can u bring? 22:49]

<Jimmehhh> i have an 8th of skunk, some hash and maybe speed

[22:49] <Jen> O: tsk, no coke?

[22:49] <Jimmehhh> nah all out at the oment

[22:50] <Jimmehhh> might be able to get my hands on some K

[22:50] <Jen> O: gah

[22:50] <Jen> lol, NO

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<mattnottm> is it 8"?

<Jimmehhh> no 5

<Footle> that would suffice

<Footle> you could do it with 3, anyway

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mattnottm> Owen: have u told everyone about the strap on thing and danny *giggles*
Owen|Home> Oh yes, he also told Jen he wanted her to fuck him with a strapon
mattnottm> this is true; i was there when he said it
<Monty> how many bottles of Vod had he drunk?
<Monty> and how much coke?

<Owen|Home> Monty: jsut a small line
Footle> you gave danny coke?
Jimmehhh> danny on the C was funny
<Owen|Home> don’t my arse still hurts

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Footle> yes, where is danny anyway?
Owen|Home> I think the idea of having fucked me might have broken him
Owen|Home> He’s not a bad lay, though
Footle> Owen: it’s still going to be something he’s never going to be allowed to forget though
Owen|Home> Oh yes
<Monty> partic if we have any part in it
<moogal> evil

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<Jimmehhh> i didnt drink that much

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huggie> You’re all so wrong.

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<Flux> this is a highbrow channel, for intellectual discourse

<Mozza> what time does asda close?

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