<cockaigne> how’re you, TheDude (can’t quite help thinking of TheDude as being rather the same context as ThePope)

<TheDude> bless you my son!

<cockaigne> doesn’t that mean I have to kneel before you?

<TheDude> and kiss my ring

Quote 1055 added by ex user mattingham

<moogal> anyone fancy an Apple Turnover?

<adamamyl> what’s the filling?

<moogal> erm... apple, generally

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sunin|vnc> i hated the taste of spunk when i first started the sex thing... kinda forced myself to like it... drinking it = less sheet changage

Quote 553 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

<Fit|binks> Ok, so what does moogal look like ?

<fruitbat> a cross between betty boothroyd and H from steps

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mattnottm> Owen: have u told everyone about the strap on thing and danny *giggles*
Owen|Home> Oh yes, he also told Jen he wanted her to fuck him with a strapon
mattnottm> this is true; i was there when he said it
<Monty> how many bottles of Vod had he drunk?
<Monty> and how much coke?

<Owen|Home> Monty: jsut a small line
Footle> you gave danny coke?
Jimmehhh> danny on the C was funny
<Owen|Home> don’t my arse still hurts

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<Gaz|Work> Hello person standing behind me reading what i am typing

<Gaz|Work> yes i like cock now fuck off

<Gaz|Work> and magically they walk away from the window behind my desk

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im the only bi in the family but my bro does have a plastic banana and a tube of KY under his bed so u never know

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<fruitbat> you’re not really tall enough to be a serial madman with a gun

<mage> i could stand on a yellow pages

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zzzp notes that TheDude’s connection is going up and down more than Bump’s pants

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<[Deev]> Erk enormous fly in room

<FItbinks> use hairspray om it

<[Deev]> I wish to kill it, not style it!

Quote 1570 added by IRC user matt