I want broadband damnit, not the rusty baked bean can and piece of soggy string that currently connects me via dial-up. I have attempted to lock horns with BT who have supplied the property next door with BB (at the behest of the London Stock Exchange - mighty muscle) but continue to tell me that they can’t provide it to this property. This despite the fact that all the lines are in one huge bundle and split off at a distibution box a few metres outside my window. I wonder how far I’ll get.