Dick Entry for “Tittybangbang”
I’d give this BBC sketchshow a B+ for the line-up of crazy yet real-world characters. Definite signs of a woman’s touch about it.
These quotes may not go down in history, but they make me laugh:
* Maxine Bendix, tender plastic surgery victim with convincing Eastern European accent: “It’s just a little bit of seepage, Frank.”
* Macho garden-centre assistant with too much hair gel and fake tan who is eager to demonstrate the shop’s products (and his packet) to female customers: “Can I be of assistancio-nioh-nioh-nioh-nioh, madam?”
* Don Peacock, Geordie nutter desperate for a lassie to pee on: “And all that and everything reminds me of you.”
* Self-obsessed Italian maid at country house who deliberately puts herself in compromising positions to attract attention (or so she hopes) of passing visitors: “Don’ look at me. I’m shy!”
Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006