Dick Entry for “Oldmancollecting”
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.
For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.
Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.
Or something like that
Added on Monday December 8th, 2003