Dick Entry for “Alcohol”
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popular dru treasured for its ability t’ make that thar imbiber gracefully acorabatic, hugely witty, astonishingly attractive, n breathtakingly wise. . Arr!
Excessive alcohol consumption can lead t’ addiction, poverty and, most worryingly, G-A-Y.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/alcohol/alcohol.shtml
by anandamide
Added on Tuesday July 20th, 2004
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Shiver me timbers! Can be used as a direct replacement for blood in case i has an accident.
by Fetters
Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005
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In order t’ avoid that thar painful post-consumption experience that thar followin steps should be taken: . Now, no stealin me pieces of Eight!
1. Eat a large n starchy meal when ye come home after yer night o boozin.
2. Drink as much water as ye can before yer stomach feels it will explode.
3. Drink less.....? (No, don’t bother)
by Prune
Added on Thursday February 23rd, 2006