Dick Entry for “Monging”
REQUIRES ONE TRUSTWORTHY, OPEN-MINDED FRIEND!
1. Go to a graveyard/morgue/crypt
2. Retrieve one body of a female (possibly by aid of shovel)
3. Proceed to carry out oral sex on said body
4. Brace as friend impacts on body’s abdomen with some force, exploding juices and gases into your face.
Strictly for use after no other ideas...
Added on Monday November 28th, 2005