Dick Entry for “Cucumber”
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Salad vegetable with a similar taste and consistency to stagnant water. Notable for bleeding its Satanic juices into everything that surrounds it, often spoiling the taste of what would otherwise be nice sandwiches, even after you’ve removed them.
Added on Thursday October 28th, 2004
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a handy vegetarian sex aid when meat is hard to find.
Added on Monday March 28th, 2005