Words of the Day for June 2024
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday June 30th, 2024
errorfied
One who is inclined to error; one who encourages and propagates error
Saturday June 29th, 2024
scareglow
Evil version of skeletor from He-man toy series. He glows in the dark!
Thursday June 27th, 2024
jaded
Jaded – (adj) to be racially bullied by a monkey of lower than average
intelligence (usually fem.).
Wednesday June 26th, 2024
Genius
Lickspittle in a red jumper who wouldn’t look nearly so smug if (s)he had ever watched Star Trek.
Often seen wandering around Apple stores. Rarely seen doing anything useful in their own habitats, something called a “Genius Bar”, where they stand around and natter amongst themselves whilst an irate queue forms to their left.
Monday June 24th, 2024
Mr. Smirk
adj. a person characterized by a “sligo” look intending to cause sexual arousal.
Saturday June 22nd, 2024
Clue
Half an hour of damn funny radio. And Tim Brooke-Taylor
Tuesday June 18th, 2024
scottage
pronounched Scot-t-age – a kind of soup not made by Ena Baxter
Sunday June 16th, 2024
Doritos
Fake crisps. Inedible uncheesy toe-nail clippings.
Saturday June 15th, 2024
CEX
Computer EXchange.
Dead groovy set of shops and website that sell second hand (and sometimes new) computer bits/dvds/games/anything that has batteries and isn’t a sex toy...
Deeply cool 
Thursday June 13th, 2024
Feltching
The act of bumming one, cumming in one, then sucking out the heavenly goo with a straw. For other party antics, see also seagulling, donkey punching and monging.
Wednesday June 12th, 2024
orlando bloom(ing lovely)
Empire magazine describes him as ‘The Boy Wonder’ of British talent. He’s a lovely, lovely, lovely actor. And my obsession!
I look into his eyes and see love....he l;ooks into mine and sees a restraining order! Nuff said!
Monday June 10th, 2024
normalicy
The act of being normal. Something Scott is a bit poor at, apparently
Saturday June 8th, 2024
dune
Rather good sci-fi novel by Frank Herbert that works like an onion, plans within plans, plots within plots...full of intrigue and scary stuff like that.
So far been made into two excellent movies, both different in style, both covering the book incompletely. The second version was then followed, this year, by “Children of Dune” which was amazingly good and gorgeously produced, even though it was only done by the Sci-Fi Channel
Friday June 7th, 2024
Woolworths
Good for toy shopping when it’s a neice/nephew/cousin/whoever’s birthday.
Wednesday June 5th, 2024
CTRL
that funny button on the keyboard that makes you do wonderful things and the push of a button.....and another button
Tuesday June 4th, 2024
Barcode
The home of Letcherous poofs who like to pretend they’re all grown up and not letcherous at all.
Cheap beer on Mondays though 
We once saw Seanyboy’s willy on the dancefloor in there.
* Scott gets all wistful...
Monday June 3rd, 2024
Mash Potato
potatos, abused with some kind of squishing device until lumpy and unedible.