Words of the Day for January 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday January 31st, 2023
Pirates
People who steal cargo from ships looking dead sexy as they do it. And say things like ‘savvy’ and have really cool names like Captain Jack Sparrow and Bootstrap Bill....arrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Monday January 30th, 2023
Fox
A quick brown one of these jumped over a llazy dog once I believe...
Friday January 27th, 2023
bus rolling
bus rolling happens when one forgets hes in a moving bus and rolls down the bus and lands on the back seat in a compromising position...
one may also drop his dinner.. but this can easily be sorted by picking it up from the floor as london busses are super clean..
Thursday January 26th, 2023
puddings
Tasty later course(s) in meals. Apple crumble and creamy custard, for example.
Tuesday January 24th, 2023
Point Pleasant
Co-created by Marti Noxon of Buffy fame – bizarre story about the daughter of the devil washed up on a beach in Point Pleasant, NJ
Friday January 20th, 2023
Munter
A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood... You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
Thursday January 19th, 2023
ASBO
In the Chav religion, this is somewhat equivalent to “Jihad”. Context: “Oy m8, stop that fukkin round or ill get an asbo on ya”. Usually should be placed squarely on the shoulders of the one shouting it. Some chavs like to collect ASBOs and will attempt to get in trouble just so they can have more.
Wednesday January 18th, 2023
Dope
A far more enjoyable alternative to alcohol. Symptoms (in me, at least) include mellowness, giggliness and feelieness (qv)
Monday January 16th, 2023
paganism
The definition of Paganism is regularly debated about by Pagans themselves.
No-one is really quite sure what Paganism actually is.
Broadly speaking, any non-christian, non-jew, non-muslim religious practise, although it is especially used to describe Earth-based matriarchal practises.
Saturday January 14th, 2023
dangleberries
Noun. Faecal remnants adherring to anal hairs.
Wednesday January 11th, 2023
skeptic’s annotated bible
Is immensly useful, and also occaisonally funny. Feel free to quote from at will to annoy evangelists.
Saturday January 7th, 2023
optical releated things
optical releated things and stuffs
Friday January 6th, 2023
Aston Villa
Yay the best football team of the 90s
The 1890’s that is
Wednesday January 4th, 2023
shes0nfire
Now known as NormanFreeman.
Name taken from a Train song.
Tuesday January 3rd, 2023
Orpington
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.
Sunday January 1st, 2023
Bejiggity
adj. To get all worked up about something, to the point of obssession. As Christina is about Peter in The Sweetest Thing.
“You are so bejiggity”
“I am not bejiggity about Peter”
"Oh my god. You named him"