Words of the Day for March 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday March 31st, 2022
The best song ever. Especially when played live over several hours in the Welcome to sunny Florida DVD
Tuesday March 29th, 2022
1. The act of hitting someone over the head with a soft / foam object.
2. fucking someone for the sake of it or for humorous intent.
Monday March 28th, 2022
Half hour american comedy tv show broadcast from 1991 to 1995. Notable for having a young horse in the lead role.
Friday March 25th, 2022
The British National Party.
A bunch of racist idiots, led by some clever racists.
Have somehow weedled their way into serious British Politics, mainly relying on opportunism.
Thursday March 24th, 2022
period following punk;
see ‘the fall’, ‘joy division’
Wednesday March 23rd, 2022
Some said Princess Diana had a pre-raphaelite nose.
Tuesday March 22nd, 2022
Absolutely nothing like Vegemite – there is only one Marmite.
Monday March 21st, 2022
Clothing worn by men (and sometimes the ladies) to make me feel horny. The plainer the better
Sunday March 20th, 2022
Literary genious of some renown, erswhile contender for the Tory Crown and Mayorial Chain. His vivid imagination earned him a place at the University of Belmarsh, from where he graduated with first class honours.
Monday March 14th, 2022
The word Train comes from an ancient British word which means Delay. Resurrected by British Rail to keep people happy.
Sunday March 13th, 2022
Also a rather poor excuse for a “nu-metal” band from Wellingborough.
Thursday March 10th, 2022
"The clocks go back on Sunday. All of our ATMs will be out of service whilst our crack team of engineers race around the country in special cars to reset all their internal, state-of-the-art, digital watches..."
Wednesday March 9th, 2022
Preventing exposure to nasty diseases by spending most of the night editing your profile instead of partying.
Monday March 7th, 2022
The dried poisonous root of various herbs of the genus Aconitum containing aconitine, used externally as an analgesic.
Sunday March 6th, 2022
The little bits of kindling used in burning witches and unnatural beings (gays) in the middle ages. Over time, the word was confused to mean the victims of the burning, rather than the wood. Today, we’re ALL BIG FAGGOTS!
Thursday March 3rd, 2022
scary looking invertebrates with eight legs, lots of eyes and just a fuckin’ creepy shitty look about them AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH
Wednesday March 2nd, 2022
Solemm offical Act of hugging performed by the black Chaser Lloyd. Involves him grabbing your belly from behind, while pressed close to you, and running said hands acrross belly in a circular motion. Mostly used as a form of Bear/chub tester to see how well friends have developed, but also used as a form of affection for a good and strong friend. May involve Lloyd purring like a little girl and making solemm ‘mmmm’ noises.
Warning: Noises may possibly be of Lloyd thinking dirty things to do with subject during Rubbing phase. You have been warned.