Words of the Day for September 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday September 30th, 2021
dune
Usually found before the word Buggy.....apart from when in context of young mothers
Tuesday September 28th, 2021
Oxmoron
Student at Oxford University who punts, has ££££’s worth of inheritance but generaly knows very little.
Think Timothy Twizzleton Twonk.
Saturday September 25th, 2021
T-Bag
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day
Friday September 24th, 2021
Fox
Set one on fire and you have a rather good browser
Wednesday September 22nd, 2021
monsters
"My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are."
Saturday September 18th, 2021
Why do they never win the lottery? Perhaps they do!!
Friday September 17th, 2021
Pirates
Yar har har me piratey grand swashbuckling chums. We be the dogs o’ the sea, we be, and we be takin no mess from ye scurvy landlubbers! YARRR!
See ITLAPD.
Tuesday September 14th, 2021
pub crawl
Noun. A bout of drinking held by touring numerous pubs (public houses). {Informal}
Saturday September 11th, 2021
sprouts
Hideous small green vegetable renowned for being eaten at Christmas in the UK with often ‘hilarious’ after-effects. The British believe this vile plant must be boiled for several weeks before consumption.
Thursday September 9th, 2021
massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......
Wednesday September 8th, 2021
Sixpence/Half-a-Crown
A Phrase my father uses when his anal ring goes into spasm
Monday September 6th, 2021
javine
(latin: eurovisionii catastrophus)
Tall thin boney plant with horse shaped flower. Blooms once then fades away. Mainly found in west end nowadays nestled amongst Daddyee Coolus and Cindyus Eastenderus.
Friday September 3rd, 2021
History
"History doesn’t repeat itself – at best it sometimes rhymes"