82021 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for July 2021

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Tuesday July 27th, 2021

cigarettes
Bad for the elf (see elf)

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 26th, 2021

Radio 4
that station where joan collins had an argument live on air

Added by Kylock

Sunday July 25th, 2021

iPod
A walkman that looks like a pillbox with built in DRM and a battery that can’t be changed without breaking and entering. Which if was launched by Microsoft rather than Apple would have been flamed more than a troll in newsgroup hell.

Added by CelticLo

Saturday July 24th, 2021

google
Apparently my uni recomends we use this search engine if we are going to be using the internet for historical research. It’s the best...apparently.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Friday July 23rd, 2021

Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.

Added by MySound

Thursday July 22nd, 2021

chocolate
Very good for the heart apparently.

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 21st, 2021

Lucky dip day
When you run out of clean pants then find a pair rummaging in the laundry bin

Added by justin

Tuesday July 20th, 2021

lego
The best toy ever.

Added by moogal

Monday July 19th, 2021

freak
Freak. A person who is envied because they are a fabulously unique individual that can kick ass and that has no need or desire to follow the flock

Added by scott

Sunday July 18th, 2021

Tidying my room
Euphamism for Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree

Added by scott

Saturday July 17th, 2021

Ben Cohen
The Sexiest Rugby Player known to mankind. Something to snuggle up to in cold winter nights. Sex on legs. Men want him, women want him too...

Observe...

Added by MySound

Friday July 16th, 2021

Artery
the study of fine paintings

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 15th, 2021

Shania Twain
dont be stupid, i think i want to kill you

Added by cynds

Wednesday July 14th, 2021

browns
The result of cloning Gordon Brown*

*Warning: excessive prudence may be injurious to the economy.

Added by flux

Tuesday July 13th, 2021

Gashfucker
A straight bloke or a gay girl innit

Added by Gatrell

Monday July 12th, 2021

Daleks
EX-TER-MI-NATE!

Added by MySound

Sunday July 11th, 2021

David Tennant
The Doctor just got sexy.

Added by MySound

Saturday July 10th, 2021

filth
The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mail in disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death

Added by scott

Friday July 9th, 2021

419
www.419baiter.com/

Added by taxidriver

Thursday July 8th, 2021

Big Brother
A collection of the most pointless waste of skin ever

Added by scott

Wednesday July 7th, 2021

404
An unlucky number in China since it sounds like “Si” the Chinese for death. Never drive a car with 4 in the numberplate.

Added by Fetters

Tuesday July 6th, 2021

thinking
The ability to consider and examine one’s environment and self, and articulate a rational, sound and appropriate response. See ‘Prince Philip’ for contrary example.

Added by leto

Monday July 5th, 2021

Reading
At place in berkshire

Added by Jimmy

Sunday July 4th, 2021

Gin (with tonic
Whilst I can’t knock the G&T and find said delicious I think I should warn that to be protected from malaria by the quinine in a G&T one needs to drink enough to incurr liver failure. At least if you mix your G&Ts properly

Added by Gatrell

Saturday July 3rd, 2021

Wooden Hill
Mythical portal leading – for some obscure reason – to Bedfordshire.

Added by anandamide

Friday July 2nd, 2021

Sunday
Easy like Sunday mooooorrrnnniiiinngggg yeaaaahhhhh!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Thursday July 1st, 2021

naked
Her eyes melted when she tried to undress you with them.

Added by flux