62021 Word of the Day @ Freakcity


Words of the Day for June 2021

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Wednesday June 30th, 2021

A sort of cracker eaten by Americans. They have no idea it might be someones name.

Added by Trebor

Tuesday June 29th, 2021

Oyster card
A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s

Added by rangitoto

Monday June 28th, 2021

Milton Keynes
Vacuous void of a town (yes...not a city...a town) somewhere around Junction 13/14 on the M1. Famous for concrete cows, pioneering street design and a vast shopping centre – a place unnervingly efficent and practical. Apparently people live here.....I’ve never seen the houses there so they must live in the ground like trolls. Home to the once great, yet sadly maligned Wimbledon FC (R.I.P.)

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday June 27th, 2021

Also a stupidly annoying playground song which must be banished to the darkest depths of history

Added by bingowings

Saturday June 26th, 2021

Opposite of “cat”.

Added by Plucker

Friday June 25th, 2021

A jukebox that speaks....

Added by anticon

Thursday June 24th, 2021

My hubbie!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Wednesday June 23rd, 2021

Someone from Scottland.

Added by jimmyjames

Tuesday June 22nd, 2021

According to Jim
Dire fat-guy-skinny-wife situation comedy

See also: King of Queens

Added by Thirtyt

Monday June 21st, 2021

Dog & Duck soho?

Added by DanDan

Sunday June 20th, 2021

ugly & unconfident

Added by mogwai

Saturday June 19th, 2021

Government would tax you for it, if they could find a way.

Added by robl

Friday June 18th, 2021

The thing I say to my boyfriend to make him laugh.....except when preceded by the word “big” which has the opposite effect

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday June 17th, 2021

Turtles arse
A type of cunt.

Added by Plucker

Wednesday June 16th, 2021

“A note to follow So”

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday June 15th, 2021

If your definition of a good time is putting on your best Burberry knockoff hat, fake Nike trainers and the entire of the Elizabeth Duke collection all at once, going out, buying some unidentified pills with smiley faces on with your dole money and then taking them whilst at home watching Trisha then you’re probably a chav.

Or replace the pills with gin and you’re probably fruitbat

Either way, you’ll end up with 6 children, a wife with unappealing tobacco breath and large gold hoopy earrings and a satellite dish bolted to the side of your council flat.

See link below

Added by scott

Monday June 14th, 2021

What happens when your friends/family/coworkers act like they’re in an episode of Hollyoaks and everybody gets too moody about everything.

Added by Swinkle

Sunday June 13th, 2021

club for men who like to swim naked. sexuality not important, a nudist club. Frequented by members of OUT on Saturdays and Mondays in different pools.

Added by photographer

Saturday June 12th, 2021

Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!

Added by scott

Friday June 11th, 2021

gareth gates
the Rick Astley of the early 21st Century

Added by rangitoto

Thursday June 10th, 2021

Pub Quizzes
Collections of like minded superiors who do battle for ghastly amounts of booze, money, food and uranium by answering as many questions as they can correctly in a set amount of time

......well not uranium really, that would be plain silly and tres dangerouse

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday June 9th, 2021

Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?

Added by scott

Tuesday June 8th, 2021

See Recursion.

Added by Owen

Monday June 7th, 2021

Miller Genuine Draft
Real MGD is a light tasting lager, brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

In the UK it doesn’t taste as good, but it does have a higher alcohol content, so it’s not all bad!

Added by kev

Sunday June 6th, 2021

stephen fry
Stylish comedian, author, and actor with sexy brain.

Presents QI. Played Wooster in Granada adaptation of Jeeves and Wooster.

Added by flux

Saturday June 5th, 2021

gwrywgydiwr Budr
dirty homosexual.....what i am and what i like,amongst other things.

Friday June 4th, 2021

Surname of a blonde lovely whose first name was Serena. First came into our bleak little lives when she appeared on Breakfast Television with other notable celebrities of the day. Later went on to present The Clothes Show with Jeff Banks. Who is a short arse. Who also would not know clothes design if it came up to him, ripped his clothes off, gave him the best rodgering he’d ever had, doused itself in petrol, and set itself alight with the words, "Oi you short-arse git Banksy, I’m Clothes Design!"

Added by Chewie

Thursday June 3rd, 2021

Scary as fuck. Look at them, they’re evil little bastards!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Wednesday June 2nd, 2021

Nessa Titty
The mother of Ivan Tion

Added by Thirtyt

Tuesday June 1st, 2021

Only poncy non-ringers call it campanology tho, ringers call it bell ringing, not to be confused with bell wringing.

Added by Gatrell