Words of the Day for February 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday February 27th, 2021
myspace
Social networking Website owned by Murdoch and full of emo kids whining about razorblades all over each other’s profiles
Thursday February 25th, 2021
cock
male game bird.. eg Cockrel, PeaCock, Cock Pheasant
Sunday February 21st, 2021
theElusivePossum
A creature one would be lucky to see, hence “elusive”. See also “Hide the Sausage”. I’m smashed right now – Happy Birthday ß moi.
Saturday February 20th, 2021
Big Brother
fictional character in George Orwells 1984
Thursday February 18th, 2021
Fuggle
A Fu*k and a Huggle mixed together.. when you and your partner are in the process of making love and you hug each other.
Wednesday February 17th, 2021
cats
The Egyptians thought cats were gods and they haven’t forgotten it.
Tuesday February 16th, 2021
Elstree
Elstree ... big TV studio complex. not in elstree at all but in nearby Boreham Wood.
Sunday February 14th, 2021
Copulate
coffee named after a movie director... oh no sorry.. that’s Coppolatte
Saturday February 13th, 2021
Doodlebug
Slang term refering to a type of world war two german rocket mounted bomb. The nickname was affectionately given as the pulse jet engine made a low pitch “doodle” sound as is it passed overhead. If you happened to hear the engine stop doodling (the rocket had travelled its desired range) you were buggered... hence doodlebug... sommat my history teacher told me but i don’t know how true it is.
Tuesday February 9th, 2021
Elf
Orlando played one of these in the LOTR films. And he had lovely hair. And he could shoot arrows really well. But I don’t know what a real Elf would be like, so we’ll just take him as an example. Yes.
Sunday February 7th, 2021
Gaydar
Community orientated website aimed at bringing people together through events (usually sexual) find mates through linked keywords such as SCAT and cocksize=LARGE. Please do not mention you are looking for a boyfriend because that means you are a potential psycho. Do tell everyone you are happy with you boyfriend and then spend all day logged onto gaydar trying to find your next one.
Tuesday February 2nd, 2021
arsebreath
the noxious fumes that emenate during a trouser cough