Words of the Day for January 2021
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Monday January 25th, 2021
pink pound
Noun. Disposable income that ‘gays’ ostensibly have through not having the financial expense of children.
Sunday January 24th, 2021
Midlands
Or like to be called both, depending on whom they’re talking to.
Saturday January 23rd, 2021
computers
Things that go “bleep” in SciFi movies. Usually have two huge and pointless tape spools on the top...
Friday January 22nd, 2021
cinema
Place to go and watch films.
£4.50 on a Monday for the Barbican
£6.00 for groups of ten or more
£7.00 usually
photographer organises group trips to the Barbican on opening nights of blockbusters (Fridays) or Mondays for less well known arty films.
Thursday January 21st, 2021
spiders
q.v. “Aragog” in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and “Shelob” in LOTR.
Wednesday January 20th, 2021
Monsters
Scary muthafucka things that hide in wardrobes and under beds.
Tuesday January 19th, 2021
biscuits
When chosen with care they make an excellent accompaniment to tea.
Saturday January 16th, 2021
Swansea
A rather nice city only famous for closed coal mines, the place where the M4 ends and where your driving licence goes to die
Friday January 15th, 2021
keybuk
person who can’t hit backspace without hitting enter
Thursday January 14th, 2021
Fox
James Fox. Ex llama academy student, now eurovision ‘hopeful’....I hope the twat ends up stranded in Europe. He sucks!
Wednesday January 13th, 2021
Ramsey, Gordon
Very annoying man who needs a good punching
Sunday January 10th, 2021
Q
Died in a car crash on a roundabout I used to go round every day on my way to and from work.
Thursday January 7th, 2021
Old Kaka
Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on “the Holy day”. Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
Tuesday January 5th, 2021
cinema
the quaint olde English name for "Movie Theater"
Monday January 4th, 2021
netsplits
Putting your foot through the wrong hole in your tights
Saturday January 2nd, 2021
faceherpes
unlike the more common Oral & Genital herpes which are common and hard to see, FaceHerpes sufferers are usually brutally disfigured by the condition causing thousands of people around the world to become PAINFULLY UGLY to the point where most people are unable to look directly at them.