92020 Word of the Day @ Freakcity


Words of the Day for September 2020

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Wednesday September 30th, 2020

Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays and Crack Whores, and needles for Drug addicts...)

The good thing is that they’re free and readily available for when you want a shag. They also include very explicit instructions in the activity of bumsex, just in case you didn’t know how.

The down side is that you cannot use not having a condom as an excuse for declining sex. “Sorry, Not tonight I’m washing my cock.”

And the other downside is that the condoms in the packs are made of uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, and look and smell rubbery and require 3 strong nurses to pull them on your willy. Or something.

Added by robl

Tuesday September 29th, 2020

Unpronoucable Welsh pace name meaning ’St Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave’

Added by Plucker

Monday September 28th, 2020

I like short skinny bats
Bat – a slang word for oriental boys derived from putting your hands on the side of your face, fingers stretched up, and disfiguring your eyes to look chink-like, ending up looking like batman(ish). Okay, so sue me!

Added by Skywalker

Sunday September 27th, 2020

spunk, cum, baby batter, etc.

Added by lovecoffee

Saturday September 26th, 2020

The enemy! We’re much better.

Added by moogal

Friday September 25th, 2020

Dutch football team

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday September 24th, 2020

little bastards

Added by cynds

Wednesday September 23rd, 2020

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Added by moogal

Tuesday September 22nd, 2020

Something, usually a dedicated device, that sits on the cable between you and the evil Interweb and stops nasty packetses from getting to your machine.

Compare with Packet Filter, a piece of software you bought (*cough* illegally stole) that claims to be a “Firewall” but really sits on your machine and tries to stop Windows noticing the nasty packetses.

Added by keybuk

Monday September 21st, 2020

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

Added by taxidriver

Sunday September 20th, 2020

And a fucking awful website, by that link.

Added by moogal

Saturday September 19th, 2020

Real Monsters; amusing cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Added by kev

Friday September 18th, 2020

Evil pop pixie sent to plague the people of Earth with awful rehashed pop crap

Added by abeneplacito

Thursday September 17th, 2020

Electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.

Added by flux

Wednesday September 16th, 2020


Added by robl

Tuesday September 15th, 2020

lesbian bed death
This happens anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of years into a lesbian relationship. The sex stops and doesn’t restart and the two descend into bickering and pouting at each other due to sexual frustration. Apparently. : D

Added by scott

Monday September 14th, 2020

The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars

Added by scott

Sunday September 13th, 2020


Added by moogal

Saturday September 12th, 2020

cock blocker
n. (Bath house Slang) a person or a group of people who hang around outside a room obstructing or delaying the chance of getting laid.

Added by purekid503

Friday September 11th, 2020

A brand of Israeli peanut butter

Added by peter

Thursday September 10th, 2020

A Premiership football team managed by Roy Keane.

Added by kev

Wednesday September 9th, 2020

Musical goddess and all-round icon

Added by NotDan

Tuesday September 8th, 2020

The safest form of transport in the UK

Added by salopian

Monday September 7th, 2020


Added by rangitoto

Sunday September 6th, 2020

Small knob

Added by Thirtyt

Saturday September 5th, 2020

One of the three modes of persuasion in rhetoric. Pathos appeals to the audience’s emotions.

NOT one of the three musketeers

Added by Thirtyt

Friday September 4th, 2020

someone who get’s hot and bothered about really bad webpage punctuation.

Added by rangitoto

Thursday September 3rd, 2020

online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.

Added by scott

Wednesday September 2nd, 2020

not to be mistaken with Garderobe, which is an old toliet in a castle or said old building.

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday September 1st, 2020

Glass things in walls.

Added by taxidriver