Words of the Day for July 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday July 29th, 2020
double penetration
two cocks up an arse.. it’s a numbers game..
Tuesday July 28th, 2020
bus surf
Where you stand unaided on the floor of a bus using just your keen sense of balance and sharp wits to stay on two feet.
Amusing for you as you test your amazing skillz, amusing for your friends when you accidentally end up diving face first into an unsuspecting granny’s breasts because you’re really not as cool as you might think
Friday July 24th, 2020
Tuatha de Danon
Tribes of the Earth Goddess Dan(u|a)
There were 4 tribes I think and they certainly had 4 treasures.
1. Dagda’s Cauldron, which fed all who came to eat from it.
2. the Spear of Lugh which was so bloodthirsty it had to be kept in a cauldron of poppies.
3. the Stone of Fal which cried out when the true Ard Ri (high King) stood upon it.
4. the Sword of Nuada which could cut through anything.
Thursday July 23rd, 2020
Bobby Davro
Strange man. I sat on his knee once, and there are photos to prove it.
Wednesday July 22nd, 2020
Shaina Twain
is an evil evil woman who sings evil evil songs!
Tuesday July 21st, 2020
Computing
I have no idea.
Some company that I work for pays money into my bank account, and apparently this is because I work there.
I won’t mention it too often. They might stop paying me this money.
Monday July 20th, 2020
smokers
are cool they look hard and are da beztez ppl in da wrld!
Sunday July 19th, 2020
cop-out
Noun. An excuse, an avoidance of guilt. [Orig. U.S.]
Verb. To withdraw from participation. E.g."Rumour has it that Johnny’s copped-out."
Saturday July 18th, 2020
schnews
Bunch of fluffy people in Brighton who try and give an alternative point of view on the news. More at their website below
Friday July 17th, 2020
Macromedia Flash
A tool for designing animations, web layouts, images, and interactive interfaces
Thursday July 16th, 2020
theElusivePossum
tall blonde and cuddly... well sorta. if u don’t mind the creepy stare and the glazed eyes and the constant alcoholism (i love him really lmao... can’t you tell????)
Tuesday July 14th, 2020
interstitial pages
pages that are interstitial
see interstitial
Saturday July 11th, 2020
Troon
Troon – noun – a piece of music from the Tron: Legacy soundtrack
Friday July 10th, 2020
Dermot O’Leary
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...
I want...
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/other8/img_dermbelt.jpg
Uh uh.... 
www.dermotoleary.net/pictures/t4/img_derm04n.jpg
YOU LUCKY BITCH!...
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Thursday July 9th, 2020
Faucet
c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.
Monday July 6th, 2020
Gerald Scarfe
Cartoonist – Well known for his political satire, his habit of using splattery inks and his very distinctive style. His website contains a link to the work he did on The_Wall – go look 
Saturday July 4th, 2020
LOL
“Laugh out loud”
Variations include “ROFL” – roll on floor laughing
“LOVL” – Laugh out very loud (with as many Vs as necessary)
and “LMAO” – laugh my ass off.
Friday July 3rd, 2020
Scart to Scart
Analogue TV detective show with a male to female lead
*groan*
Thursday July 2nd, 2020
cabbage
Good dietary fibre, full of vitamins and minerals, makes you fart. Cooking tip, add ground almond. Further cooking tip, eat raw.
Wednesday July 1st, 2020
ecstasy
I have been know to enter said state of extreme happiness after winning £4.75 on a bet on the Martell Grand National in 1998