Words of the Day for February 2020
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday February 29th, 2020
breathing
The fine art of respiration. Which many people can do :0) Its a great social activity and fun for all the familly. although many a time people are sure to ask that the mother-in-law would just stop doing it.
Breathing is also a particularly bad habit that many 12-26 year old blonde women from essex seem to have picked up. If only there was a slightly less dramatic way of ending their miserable existance then to watch the mass sucide as you tell the westlife have split up or applying arsnic to all gold hoop earings imported to the UK.
Friday February 28th, 2020
barbican
crap alcohol free beer that tastes like piss – once advertised by Sean Bean. – still available in Saudi Arabia!
Wednesday February 26th, 2020
Central Trains
A Dead Parrot – See East Midlands Trains or London Midland
Monday February 24th, 2020
gareth gates
Untalented entertainer for teenage girls
Saturday February 22nd, 2020
LOL
Lots of Love, Lots of Laughs.
Cock in Punjabi
LOL Williams, musician from Essex
Friday February 21st, 2020
Snow
Anyone thought about being naked in the snow.... cold but so hot!
Sunday February 16th, 2020
Limerick
There once was a nice bloke named Scott,
Who liked having sex in the bott,
He met a young Possom,
Who told him to toss him,
And now what a great guy he’s got! 
Thursday February 13th, 2020
Podcast
Another way to hear some one bitch about the world
Wednesday February 12th, 2020
The List
The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.
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Thursday February 6th, 2020
Gordons
Second-rate gin with a history of interesting marketing.
Monday February 3rd, 2020
angelou
Gorgeous band from Norwich – Now going by the name “Holly Lerski and Angelou”
Used to listen to them live years ago, and now they’re almost famous.
Humble is one of the most gorgeousest songs ever 
Sunday February 2nd, 2020
Daily Nail
Like the Daily Mail but it knows it’s a load of dren.