72014 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for July 2014

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Thursday July 31st, 2014

choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"

Added by DiZZY

Wednesday July 30th, 2014

Corrie
An amazing soap opera set up North. Oh it’s grand. And has a cat miaowing in its opening titles.

Fucking A.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Tuesday July 29th, 2014

Orpington
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.

Added by flux

Monday July 28th, 2014

St. Albans
Some place I stopped off at on a coach to be sick. I remember it had nice houses tho.

Added by dolphinstar

Sunday July 27th, 2014

scott
Someone from Scottland.

Added by jimmyjames

Saturday July 26th, 2014

IQ
IQ Points.

If you collect enough of these you can join Mensa, which is Latin for table. Why the hell you would want to join a table is beyond me.

Added by taxidriver

Friday July 25th, 2014

pre-raphaelite
Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?

Added by strepsilly

Thursday July 24th, 2014

Countryside
Killing Piers Morgan

Added by NotDan

Wednesday July 23rd, 2014

T-Bag
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday July 22nd, 2014

marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.

Added by taxidriver

Monday July 21st, 2014

Nuggetry
The problem with one track minds is they always lead to nuggetry

Added by CelticLo

Sunday July 20th, 2014

laurs bobbins
Hey!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Saturday July 19th, 2014

Lloyded
Solemm offical Act of hugging performed by the black Chaser Lloyd. Involves him grabbing your belly from behind, while pressed close to you, and running said hands acrross belly in a circular motion. Mostly used as a form of Bear/chub tester to see how well friends have developed, but also used as a form of affection for a good and strong friend. May involve Lloyd purring like a little girl and making solemm ‘mmmm’ noises.

Warning: Noises may possibly be of Lloyd thinking dirty things to do with subject during Rubbing phase. You have been warned.

Added by Lloyd

Friday July 18th, 2014

Adam Baldwin
Mikes granson in Coronation Street

Added by rangitoto

Thursday July 17th, 2014

teabagging
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.

. as in sex and the city

Added by scareglow

Wednesday July 16th, 2014

Uri- Lift
A Manhole that becomes a urinal at night

Added by rangitoto

Tuesday July 15th, 2014

Undermilkwood
A play that’s very odd by Dylan Thomas. Now theres lovely!

Added by laurs_bobbins

Monday July 14th, 2014

cigarettes
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.

Added by mogwai

Sunday July 13th, 2014

Gaz
Mmmm hairy.

Added by MySound

Saturday July 12th, 2014

HIGNFY
Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?

Added by scott

Friday July 11th, 2014

my elderly cats
Olive and Muriel

Added by scawenb

Thursday July 10th, 2014

marmite
Icky, Evil, Nasty, Toxic brown gloop that stinks to high heaven and should be outlawed under the geneva convention

Added by penwing

Wednesday July 9th, 2014

doctor who
See Daleks

Added by taxidriver

Tuesday July 8th, 2014

Blair
Became PM without bingowings noticing for a whole year.

Added by flux

Monday July 7th, 2014

the doctor
A time lord, now the last of his species. Does a lot of meddling on, in and around the planet Earth. Has many enemies including Daleks, Cybermen and Autons.

Added by hugzee

Sunday July 6th, 2014

google
Apparently my uni recomends we use this search engine if we are going to be using the internet for historical research. It’s the best...apparently.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Saturday July 5th, 2014

Nurses
People who are apparently meant to care for the sick and infirm. Going on experience of some nurses over the phone, I wouldn’t trust them with my Teddy...

Friday July 4th, 2014

Ghey
A “cool” and/or “trendy” way of saying the word Gay.

Added by MySound

Thursday July 3rd, 2014

Big Brother
ID Card

Added by taxidriver

Wednesday July 2nd, 2014

hedgehogs
Great for cheese and pineapple...

Tuesday July 1st, 2014

Creative County
Slogan used by Staffordshire County Council on roadsigns at major entry points. May not be related to wholesale closure of the ceramics industry in the Potteries, coalmining and metal-bashing in the Black Country. Perhaps it refers to JCB at Uttoxeter.

Added by pronts