Words of the Day for July 2014
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Thursday July 31st, 2014
choke the chicken
Vrb Phrs. To masturbate. E.g."It’s no wonder you’re tired, spending every waking hour choking the chicken!"
Wednesday July 30th, 2014
An amazing soap opera set up North. Oh it’s grand. And has a cat miaowing in its opening titles.
Tuesday July 29th, 2014
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.
Monday July 28th, 2014
Some place I stopped off at on a coach to be sick. I remember it had nice houses tho.
Saturday July 26th, 2014
If you collect enough of these you can join Mensa, which is Latin for table. Why the hell you would want to join a table is beyond me.
Friday July 25th, 2014
Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?
Wednesday July 23rd, 2014
An implement specifically designed to carry the letter ‘T’ around all day
Tuesday July 22nd, 2014
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.
Monday July 21st, 2014
The problem with one track minds is they always lead to nuggetry
Saturday July 19th, 2014
Solemm offical Act of hugging performed by the black Chaser Lloyd. Involves him grabbing your belly from behind, while pressed close to you, and running said hands acrross belly in a circular motion. Mostly used as a form of Bear/chub tester to see how well friends have developed, but also used as a form of affection for a good and strong friend. May involve Lloyd purring like a little girl and making solemm ‘mmmm’ noises.
Warning: Noises may possibly be of Lloyd thinking dirty things to do with subject during Rubbing phase. You have been warned.
Thursday July 17th, 2014
Teabagging is an act carried out by a (An adult male person (as opposed to a woman)) man placing his (One of the two male reproductive glands that produce spermatozoa and secrete androgens) testicles on another (A human being) person or object, usually as a (A ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement) prank but sometimes for (Click link for more info and facts about sexual) sexual purposes. The act got its name from its supposed similarity to the action of dipping a (Click link for more info and facts about teabag) teabag. Some call the activity braining, after the appearance of the (The external pouch that contains the testes) scrotum.
. as in sex and the city
Tuesday July 15th, 2014
A play that’s very odd by Dylan Thomas. Now theres lovely!
Monday July 14th, 2014
Cigarettes are good for the lungs, increase your sexual prowess and make you appear devastatingly attractive to members of the opposite (or indeed same) sex. They help to fund the NHS, they are nice to kittens and are suitable for enjoyment by all ages.
Saturday July 12th, 2014
Have I Got News For You. Comedy, satire, “fuck me” shoes and far too much Boris Johnson. What’s not to love?
Thursday July 10th, 2014
Icky, Evil, Nasty, Toxic brown gloop that stinks to high heaven and should be outlawed under the geneva convention
Monday July 7th, 2014
A time lord, now the last of his species. Does a lot of meddling on, in and around the planet Earth. Has many enemies including Daleks, Cybermen and Autons.
Sunday July 6th, 2014
Apparently my uni recomends we use this search engine if we are going to be using the internet for historical research. It’s the best...apparently.
Saturday July 5th, 2014
People who are apparently meant to care for the sick and infirm. Going on experience of some nurses over the phone, I wouldn’t trust them with my Teddy...
Tuesday July 1st, 2014
Slogan used by Staffordshire County Council on roadsigns at major entry points. May not be related to wholesale closure of the ceramics industry in the Potteries, coalmining and metal-bashing in the Black Country. Perhaps it refers to JCB at Uttoxeter.