52014 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for May 2014

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Saturday May 31st, 2014

Spinach
Good enough for POPEYE, good enough for me.

Added by taxidriver

Friday May 30th, 2014

Web
Network of highly extensible protein threads (stronger than steel) produced by spiders, tends to affect the lifespan of the house fly.

Added by taxidriver

Thursday May 29th, 2014

you
One of the many voices in your head.

Added by mage

Wednesday May 28th, 2014

Q
Spike Milligan at his finest or worst

Added by CelticLo

Tuesday May 27th, 2014

la
“A note to follow So”

Added by taxidriver

Monday May 26th, 2014

Cakes
great with Hash and a cup of tea/coffee

Added by rangitoto

Sunday May 25th, 2014

Foo Foo
Get a dishtowel (or any kind of small towel) and a latex glove (the thin kind surgeons use, which can be found in many drug stores or hardware stores). Cut a hole in one of the fingers of the glove. Place the glove at the end of the towel on the side edge, and roll up the towel ù snug, but not tight. Stretch the opening of the glove around the towel to stabilize it, and put some sort of lube into it. Then thrust into it. To clean up, all you have to do is discard the glove ù but be sure to have plenty of extras, because you will love it! Reader improvement: Add 10 or 20 rubber bands on the towel at various parts, especially the entrance of the opening. It makes it tighter and feels a lot better and more realistic.

Added by scareglow

Saturday May 24th, 2014

Abertawe
see also Swansea

Added by rangitoto

Friday May 23rd, 2014

Welly Wanging
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting

Added by dolphinstar

Thursday May 22nd, 2014

the wall
The popular name for the “pain-barrier”

eg I went through the wall listening to 3 Spice Girls songs on Friday

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday May 21st, 2014

Bingle
The noise a cashier’s till makes when they press their button to call a supervisor.

As in: “Anne, did you bingle?”

Added by moogal

Tuesday May 20th, 2014

Stoner
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.

Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob

Added by scott

Monday May 19th, 2014

Theaksto
Old Peculiar – nice drink from Yorkshire

Added by taxidriver

Sunday May 18th, 2014

skeptic’s annotated bible
Is immensly useful, and also occaisonally funny. Feel free to quote from at will to annoy evangelists.

Added by abeneplacito

Saturday May 17th, 2014

skinheads
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with [2].

Added by anandamide

Friday May 16th, 2014

jaded
Jaded – (adj) to be racially bullied by a monkey of lower than average

intelligence (usually fem.).

Added by scott

Thursday May 15th, 2014

sligo
Place in Ireland – somwhere – I think

Added by dolphinstar

Wednesday May 14th, 2014

Nutmeg
Great (or grate) on home-made rice pudding......yummy!

Added by dolphinstar

Tuesday May 13th, 2014

MySound
A hyperactive, overexcited, lazy, day dreaming, over dramatic, mellow dramatic, too-horny-for-his-own-good, filthy, dirty, chubby, annoying, egg lovin’ freak of a gay.

Added by MySound

Monday May 12th, 2014

wolverhampton
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.

Added by rangitoto

Sunday May 11th, 2014

liff
What there’s a meaning of.

Added by Plucker

Saturday May 10th, 2014

cycling
Let’s not and say we did.

Added by moogal

Friday May 9th, 2014

McMammoth
Michelle ‘pop idol’.

Added by laurs_bobbins

Thursday May 8th, 2014

FeckArse
Moogal’s computer, named after watching a lot of Father Ted.

Added by moogal

Wednesday May 7th, 2014

Dilbert
Cartoon about a dog and cat who want to take over the universe and their hapless owner, Dilbert

Added by scott

Tuesday May 6th, 2014

Utility Fuck
Fucking for the sake of fucking. No foreplay, no pizza, no niceties, just horse it in!

Added by Thirtyt

Monday May 5th, 2014

Disco
Deev’s first name

Added by scott

Sunday May 4th, 2014

sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan

Added by scott

Saturday May 3rd, 2014

Indidegestion
A condition brought about by eating whilst typing

Added by scott

Friday May 2nd, 2014

Duchess
Song by Genesis

Added by taxidriver

Thursday May 1st, 2014

Doritos
Crisp evolution

Added by scott