Words of the Day for May 2014
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Friday May 30th, 2014
Network of highly extensible protein threads (stronger than steel) produced by spiders, tends to affect the lifespan of the house fly.
Sunday May 25th, 2014
Get a dishtowel (or any kind of small towel) and a latex glove (the thin kind surgeons use, which can be found in many drug stores or hardware stores). Cut a hole in one of the fingers of the glove. Place the glove at the end of the towel on the side edge, and roll up the towel ù snug, but not tight. Stretch the opening of the glove around the towel to stabilize it, and put some sort of lube into it. Then thrust into it. To clean up, all you have to do is discard the glove ù but be sure to have plenty of extras, because you will love it! Reader improvement: Add 10 or 20 rubber bands on the towel at various parts, especially the entrance of the opening. It makes it tighter and feels a lot better and more realistic.
Friday May 23rd, 2014
A curious sport partaken by only rural folk. Now the only suitable alternative to Fox Hunting
Thursday May 22nd, 2014
The popular name for the “pain-barrier”
eg I went through the wall listening to 3 Spice Girls songs on Friday
Wednesday May 21st, 2014
The noise a cashier’s till makes when they press their button to call a supervisor.
As in: “Anne, did you bingle?”
Tuesday May 20th, 2014
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.
Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob
Sunday May 18th, 2014
skeptic’s annotated bible
Is immensly useful, and also occaisonally funny. Feel free to quote from at will to annoy evangelists.
Saturday May 17th, 2014
Violent, racist, homophobic men with shaved heads who often wear agressive and intimidating clothing. Get their kicks beating the shit out of anyone they percieve as different and causing trouble at football events. Not to be confused with .
Friday May 16th, 2014
Jaded – (adj) to be racially bullied by a monkey of lower than average
intelligence (usually fem.).
Wednesday May 14th, 2014
Great (or grate) on home-made rice pudding......yummy!
Tuesday May 13th, 2014
A hyperactive, overexcited, lazy, day dreaming, over dramatic, mellow dramatic, too-horny-for-his-own-good, filthy, dirty, chubby, annoying, egg lovin’ freak of a gay.
Monday May 12th, 2014
The City England forgot it had... or at least tried too... Capital of The Black Country.
Thursday May 8th, 2014
Moogal’s computer, named after watching a lot of Father Ted.
Wednesday May 7th, 2014
Cartoon about a dog and cat who want to take over the universe and their hapless owner, Dilbert
Tuesday May 6th, 2014
Fucking for the sake of fucking. No foreplay, no pizza, no niceties, just horse it in!
Sunday May 4th, 2014
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan
Saturday May 3rd, 2014
A condition brought about by eating whilst typing