Words of the Day for May 2011
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Tuesday May 31st, 2011
Slowly splaying your fingers across someone’s knee. On some people, this has no effect what so ever, but some people just melt when you do it to them.
Sunday May 29th, 2011
Scientific measure of luminosity : 1 glimmer = 100,000 bleans. Usherettes’ torches are designed to produce between 2.5 and 4 bleans, enabling them to assist you in falling downstairs, treading on people or putting your hand into a Neapolitan tub when reaching for change.
Saturday May 28th, 2011
The beligerent, rude, overweight, menapausal oaf I have to work with
Monday May 23rd, 2011
The greatest religion ever revealed or the greatest joke ever told or both, or something else.
’... and so the Skull farmer threw the dead prarie squid out the window and said "If that’s your Johnson rod then what’s in the refridgerator?"’
Friday May 20th, 2011
She just wants to have fun, show her true colours, time after time...
Wednesday May 18th, 2011
Fruitbat’s pastime. apparently chickens taste like these
Tuesday May 17th, 2011
The broken definition of “Internet” the
“Interweb”. Used by those members of the media and people who think that the web is the Internet. (There are other protocols too, you know...)
And probably your parents.
Monday May 16th, 2011
election Flyer for the BNP..
not fit to wipe your arse on
Sunday May 15th, 2011
Read The Fuckin Manual:
as in Mike would you please Read The Fuckin Manual before asking us to sort out your overpaid tech job.
Thursday May 12th, 2011
lady grey tea
Lady Grey is a blend unique to Twinings and is a lighter alternative to Earl Grey with a gentle, citrus flavour.
A light, refreshing tea, pale gold in colour and infused with the flavour of Seville orange, lemon and bergamot.
Sunday May 8th, 2011
a rather disgusting (but strangely appealing) creature easily recognised by a musky aroma around it’s fingers.
Friday May 6th, 2011
“A box of things”. Apparently. Looks more like a website of some description to me...
Tuesday May 3rd, 2011
Alcoholic beverage made from grapes, parsnips, dandelions, pretty much anything fruity or vegetable-like.