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Words of the Day for November 2011

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Tuesday November 29th, 2011

cinema
the quaint olde English name for "Movie Theater"

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Tuesday November 29th, 2011

cinema
the quaint olde English name for "Movie Theater"

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Monday November 28th, 2011

Kermits Mouth
Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum offcuts and nerve endings surgeons fashion into a vagina facsimile in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to pushing your foot into a shoe whose toe has been stuffed with paper.

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Sunday November 27th, 2011

Tranny
Type of old radio

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Saturday November 26th, 2011

Titian
Ian after the op.

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Thursday November 24th, 2011

dionysus
Like drunkfood but nicer.

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Wednesday November 23rd, 2011

conservatives
Pointless and irrelevant bunch of chunts who still seem to think that if they pay a few media moguls it means they have a hope in hell of being elected. Like ever.

Click below to tell Anne Widdecombe to SHUT UP

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Tuesday November 22nd, 2011

nifty
FAG STORIES!

Tell your Drwho/captainJack midgetfistingorgy fantasy here!

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Monday November 21st, 2011

Spooning
The act of cuddling whilst lying facing in the same direction.

The spooner is the rearmost of the pair. The spoonee is the receiver of the spoon.

Positives for the spooner include having somewhere warm to park his winky. Negatives for the spooner can include ticklish back or neck hair making them want to sneeze and the danger of being splattered by flying faecal matter should the spoonee produce a wet fart.

Positives for the spoonee inlcude having an arm clutched around you and a general sense of well-being and security. Neagtives for the spoonee include having the dead weight of an arm crushing your ribs when the spooner falls asleep mid-cuddle

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Sunday November 20th, 2011

D&D
Dog & Duck soho?

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Saturday November 19th, 2011

MSN
An imaginary and fictional device use to waste all of my life!

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Friday November 18th, 2011

G-A-Y
Hellish dinge pit in central London playing utter trash

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Thursday November 17th, 2011

Shania Twain
dont be stupid, i think i want to kill you

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Wednesday November 16th, 2011

Michael Jackson
Pop star. Allegedly naughty and responsible for some of the biggest selling records of all time, as well as some of the most bizarre plastic surgery ever. Allegedly.

Strangely no mention of the court case allegations on his website ; )

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Tuesday November 15th, 2011

cobaconfee
The only word Scott can manage before breakfast.

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Monday November 14th, 2011

Requiem for a Dream
Scott’s favourite film of all time.

Taken from Hubert Selby Jr’s book of the same name, it charts the dreams of four individuals whose lives intertwine in a gorgeous, deeply touching, sometimes horrific story that leaves you longing for human company and speechless the first time you see it. Amazing direction by Darren Aronofsky and absolutely stunning acting from the cast which includes amongst others Jennifer Connelly and Ellen Burstyn – def worth watching.

Website kinda gets across the feel of the film, go have a play if you have flash installed and a soundcard : )

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Sunday November 13th, 2011

SPACED
One of the best places to steal all of your witty one liners from.

e.g. ‘Woah there pickle’

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Saturday November 12th, 2011

Pants
Clothing worn by men (and sometimes the ladies) to make me feel horny. The plainer the better

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Friday November 11th, 2011

Goody Drawer
Where Jade’s ashes are kept

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Thursday November 10th, 2011

Heinz
They make baked beans don’t you know

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Wednesday November 9th, 2011

chavettes
see chavette

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Tuesday November 8th, 2011

Massage
some strange form of s&m!

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Monday November 7th, 2011

artisan
Verb: Expensive.

EG: “That bread is so artisan”

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Sunday November 6th, 2011

Gooch
The sensitive bit between your hole and your genuine Italy (or the “gen Italia” as they say).

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Saturday November 5th, 2011

Countryside
fresh air and fields rapidply being erorded by Tesco, B&Q, Homebase, Mcvomitit drive thrus and plastic happy chefs. and pseudo villages for the “we’ve just moved here from Finchley” set

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Friday November 4th, 2011

orlando bloom(ing lovely
lauras secret lover!

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Thursday November 3rd, 2011

Ultraviolet
hum, jack davenport....

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Wednesday November 2nd, 2011

Cakes
No they’re not.

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