Words of the Day for January 2011
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Sunday January 30th, 2011
A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.
Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?
Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.
Saturday January 29th, 2011
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.
Friday January 28th, 2011
Used in US (esp. Californian) English as synonym for “mistake”, as in “Sorry I spilt your frappolattechino, dude. My bad.” Is there no end to that country’s inventivisity of language?
Thursday January 27th, 2011
Hunky sexy TV Presenter, best known for being on Big Brother, Big Breakfast and the odd Comic Relief show...
YOU LUCKY BITCH!...
Wednesday January 26th, 2011
Soliciting for sex in public lavatories. If the smell of stale piss and vomit does it for you, then go for it
Friday January 21st, 2011
A useless bit of skin that gets in the way during sex. Best removed at a young age.
Thursday January 20th, 2011
tea and muffins
a nicer way of saying “deep anal thrusting by random gaydar scary men”
Wednesday January 19th, 2011
Jason’s Mum pronounces this “skiffy” and does not like it when Jason’s Dad has it on the TV.
Tuesday January 18th, 2011
Half an hour of damn funny radio. And Tim Brooke-Taylor
Monday January 17th, 2011
Preventing exposure to nasty diseases by spending most of the night editing your profile instead of partying.
Friday January 14th, 2011
A high score in Scrabble but there is never enough room on the board!
Thursday January 13th, 2011
A deceptively intelligent and humourous social commentator based in one of the several backwaters of Northamptonshire
Wednesday January 12th, 2011
Mother’s ruin. It’ll all end in tears.
Serve with tonic.
Tuesday January 11th, 2011
Club night in London for hairy scary people and those who like them. Although it’s a) way more chilled than that makes it sound and b) open until 6am for beer. Yay!
Monday January 10th, 2011
Three bored prostitutes in Paris.. Get really really pissed on Absinthe.. They pass out and wake up next day to see hundreds of motorbikes in the garden..
One says “Oh God ..what did we do last night??” Another replies.. "Oh dont worry.. didnt you know that... Absinthe makes the tarts grow Hondas..."
Thursday January 6th, 2011
Crusty man fat detritus found on most surfaces of gentlemens public toilets.
Wednesday January 5th, 2011
Sunday January 2nd, 2011
The place where they know how they make it soooo creamy