72009 Word of the Day @ Freakcity

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Words of the Day for July 2009

People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...

Friday July 31st, 2009

David Gilmour
Lead Singer/Guitarist from Pink_Floyd. Took over after Syd_Barrett went a bit mad. Taught Syd how to play guitar

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Friday July 31st, 2009

David Gilmour
Lead Singer/Guitarist from Pink_Floyd. Took over after Syd_Barrett went a bit mad. Taught Syd how to play guitar

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Thursday July 30th, 2009

doncaster
You hate it, and you’ll know you have to leave.

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Wednesday July 29th, 2009

Pathos
One of the three modes of persuasion in rhetoric. Pathos appeals to the audience’s emotions.

NOT one of the three musketeers

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Tuesday July 28th, 2009

chocolate teapot
Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as “as useful as a chocolate teapot.” E.g. "A car without wheels is as useful as a chocolate teapot."

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Monday July 27th, 2009

Cardiology
study of poker playing

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Sunday July 26th, 2009

special
Dish not usually found on the usual board

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Saturday July 25th, 2009

fucktard
Someone who isn’t blessed with the clever clogs and is frequently battered with the stupid stick

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Friday July 24th, 2009

Deodato
King of the fender rhodes, such a dude!

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Thursday July 23rd, 2009

agglethorpe
A dispute between two pooves in a boutique.

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Wednesday July 22nd, 2009

Diarhhoea
result of eating dodgey food in the developing world

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Tuesday July 21st, 2009

Sarchasm
The cultural gap between the person using sarcasm and the person failing to understand it.

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Monday July 20th, 2009

Coventry
Also has a *fantastic* ring road. Much amusement is had watching non-locals try to drive on it and promptly shit themselves when they realise the junctions are 3ft apart.

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Sunday July 19th, 2009

Bloogal
ALSO MINE!

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Friday July 17th, 2009

buffy
She saved the world a lot

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Thursday July 16th, 2009

Milton Keynes
Easy to get lost in, as everywhere looks the same.

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Wednesday July 15th, 2009

body modification
the habit of poking bits of metal through yourself mostly

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Tuesday July 14th, 2009

Assam
The Lion from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

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Monday July 13th, 2009

singing in the car
Get funny looks from other road users, sometimes they join in.

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Sunday July 12th, 2009

iag
1. iag

I am gay

Source: GAYBOY, Sep 2, 2003

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Saturday July 11th, 2009

Tea
What Old Women’s breath smells like.

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Friday July 10th, 2009

Metro
A newspaper produced free by the makers of the daily_mail and other horrendous rags like that...

Tries really hard to pretend that it’s not a right wing scaremongering piece of trash but occasionally forgets and prints a ranty and rather special article or two.

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Thursday July 9th, 2009

Bejiggity
adj. To get all worked up about something, to the point of obssession. As Christina is about Peter in The Sweetest Thing.

“You are so bejiggity”

“I am not bejiggity about Peter”

"Oh my god. You named him"

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Wednesday July 8th, 2009

biscuits
Great with chocolate.

Custard cremes aren’t that bad. Jaffa cakes are horrid.

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Tuesday July 7th, 2009

Midlands
Responsible for Working Lunch.

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Sunday July 5th, 2009

Dope
A far more enjoyable alternative to alcohol. Symptoms (in me, at least) include mellowness, giggliness and feelieness (qv)

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Saturday July 4th, 2009

humans
Bipedal denizens of a largely unremarkable but not entirely unpleasant ball of rock, floating aimlessly somewhere in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable Western Spiral arm of

the Galaxy. Their greatest accomplishments include the construction of the Pyramids at Giza, their triumphant defeat of gravity in 1961, and the cancellation of an (un)popular science fiction series called ‘Enterprise’. Their greatest failures, which significantly outnumber their achievements, include the development of musical ringtones, their evolutionary (and rather vulgar) method of reproduction, the ‘mullet’ hairstyle, and the gratuitous and belligrerently spiteful existence of Gail Porter.

The greatest human mystery remains, of course, Lisa Riley.

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Friday July 3rd, 2009

Adam Baldwin
*drool*

One of the sexiest men to walk the Earth...

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Thursday July 2nd, 2009

rameses kitchen nightmares
Ancient Egyptian television programme where the great pharoah helped out underperforming restaurants

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