Words of the Day for September 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday September 30th, 2023
conservatives
Ann Winterton... say no more..
the party for Cheshire, surrey, kent, sussex and Hertfordshire...
Thursday September 28th, 2023
dick
That rigid thing between your gaydar shags legs that is a substantial improvement on your boyfriends dangly one.
Wednesday September 27th, 2023
artisan
Verb: Expensive.
EG: “That bread is so artisan”
Tuesday September 26th, 2023
Nutmeg
Great (or grate) on home-made rice pudding......yummy!
Monday September 25th, 2023
Swan
Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.
Sunday September 24th, 2023
Donkey Punch
When doing someone in the bottom, simply punch them in the back of the neck upon ejaculation, while shouting something exclamative. Who’s on bottom THIS week, honey?
Friday September 22nd, 2023
Forbidden Planet
Exceptionally cool but rather geeky SciFi/Fantasy store in London
Thursday September 21st, 2023
grooming
An act of kindness with an aim to get something in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or to gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.
/Sunin was grooming the newly met boy at the bar in the hope of getting his phone number, becoming better friends under that pretense to gain romantic involvement with him./
Sunday September 17th, 2023
absinthe
Drink that makes you crawl around the floor banging it with your hands because “it sounds nice”.
Saturday September 16th, 2023
John Waters
A comedy god; the Pope of Trash and the god of bad taste. Manages to make coprophilia, incest, rape, child abuse and all manner of other perversions hysterically funny.
Friday September 15th, 2023
Snot
Something (usually) green that hangs out of one’s nose. The best snot I have seen was an “episode” of snottery that happened when I was at primary school in 1989 by my friend Rachel Monnox
Wednesday September 13th, 2023
Men
Like Women, but with willies and no tits (well most are)
Tuesday September 12th, 2023
cock
Noun. 1. The penis. [1400s]
2. A term of address, usually affectionate. E.g."Right cock, that’ll be 46 pence please. Would you like it in a bag?"
3. Rubbish, nonsense.
Monday September 11th, 2023
Douglas Coupland
Author of Generation X, which has a loud pink cover which messes with your eyes. It’s also a very good book with no real ending, just a long string of modern parables.
Sunday September 10th, 2023
chariots of fire
One of the worst films ever made. About men who ran and ran and ran for their country...even though everyone hated the Jewish guy coz he was Jewish...and everyone hated the Scottish guy because he was a staunch Christian.
I hate this film so much.
And it has the WORST theme tune ever.
Friday September 8th, 2023
vanilla
From Spanish vainilla, diminutive of vaina, from Latin vagina.
Wednesday September 6th, 2023
cheese
Congealed mammary secretions... mmmm lovely The Neal’s Yard Dairy is the best cheese shop there is.
Tuesday September 5th, 2023
gays, filthy
""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re trying to shoot, they always insist on sitting at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... the fear... when you go to sleep with a gay man on board and think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” You can’t run a ship like that.""
Saturday September 2nd, 2023
you make the rules
Roughly approximates to “I have something on you and if you don’t behave I’m gonna be a cunt”