Words of the Day for September 2023
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Saturday September 30th, 2023
conservatives
Avast! Ann Winterton... say no more..
the party for Cheshire, surrey, kent, sussex n Hertfordshire...
Thursday September 28th, 2023
dick
That rigid thin between yer gaydar shags legs that be a substantial improvement on yer boyfriends dangly one.. Arr!
Wednesday September 27th, 2023
artisan
Landlubber! Verb: Expensive.
EG: “That bread be so artisan”
Tuesday September 26th, 2023
Nutmeg
Landlubber! Great (or grate) on home-made rice puddin......yummy!
Monday September 25th, 2023
Swan
Landlubber! Can break yer arm with their win. A fact that everyone ever seems t’ know, but do ye know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do ye? No? I thought as much.
Sunday September 24th, 2023
Donkey Punch
Landlubber! When doin someone in that thar bottom, simply punch them in that thar back o that thar neck upon ejaculation, while shoutin somethin exclamative. Who’s on bottom THIS week, honey?
Saturday September 23rd, 2023
masturbating
Arr... As much fun as ye can has on yer own 
Friday September 22nd, 2023
Forbidden Planet
Ahoy! Exceptionally cool but rather geeky SciFi/Fantasy store in London
Thursday September 21st, 2023
grooming
An act o kindness with an aim t’ get somethin in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or t’ gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.
/Sunin was groomin that thar newly met boy at that thar bar in that thar hope o gettin his phone number, becomin better mateys under that pretense t’ gain romantic involvement with him./
Monday September 18th, 2023
Rangitoto
Landlubber! abbv.. for
“Te Rangi I toto a Tamatekapua”
Sunday September 17th, 2023
absinthe
Shiver me timbers! Drink that makes ye crawl around that thar floor bangin it with yer hands because “it sounds nice”.
Saturday September 16th, 2023
John Waters
Landlubber! A comedy god; that thar Pope o Trash n that thar god o bad taste. Manages t’ make coprophilia, incest, rape, child abuse n all manner o other perversions hysterically funny.
Friday September 15th, 2023
Snot
Avast! Somethin (usually) green that hangs out o one’s nose. that thar best snot I has seen was an “episode” o snottery that happened when I was at primary school in 1989 by me matey Rachel Monnox
Wednesday September 13th, 2023
Men
Like Women, but with willies n no tits (well most are), me hearties!
Tuesday September 12th, 2023
cock
Ahoy me hearties! Noun. 1. that thar penis. [1400s]
2. A term o address, usually affectionate. E.."Right cock, that’ll be 46 pence please. Would ye like it in a bag?"
3. Rubbish, nonsense.
Monday September 11th, 2023
Douglas Coupland
Shiver me timbers! Author o Generation X, which has a loud pink cover which messes with yer eyes. It’s also a very good book with no real ending, just a lon strin o modern parables.
Sunday September 10th, 2023
chariots o fire
Arr... One o that thar worst films ever made. About men who ran n ran n ran for their country...even though everyone hated that thar Jewish guy coz he was Jewish...and everyone hated that thar Scottish guy because he was a staunch Christian.
I hate this fillum so much.
And it has that thar WORST theme tune ever.
Friday September 8th, 2023
vanilla
Shiver me timbers! From Spanish vainilla, diminutive o vaina, from the likes of Latin vagina.
Wednesday September 6th, 2023
cheese
Congealed mammary secretions... mmmm lovely that thar Neal’s Yard Dairy be that thar best cheese shop thar is., me hearties!
Tuesday September 5th, 2023
gays, filthy
Avast! ""Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they nudge people when they’re tryin t’ shoot, they always insist on sittin at “The Captain’s Table”... they *muck about*. Imagine... that thar fear... when ye go t’ sleep with a gay man on board n think “Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?” ye can’t run a ship like that.""
Sunday September 3rd, 2023
Daily Mail
Election flyer for that thar Conservatives. Arr!
Saturday September 2nd, 2023
you make that thar rules, me hearties!
Roughly approximates t’ “I has somethin on ye n if ye don’t behave I’m gonna be a cunt”. Arr!
Friday September 1st, 2023
Absinthe
Avast! Absinthe makes that thar heart grow fonder.