Words of the Day for September 2022
People leave us lovely words in the amusingly named dick, along with short, factual and concise definitions. No really. Here's this month's words so far...
Wednesday September 28th, 2022
John Woo
Film Director, mainly of action films.
Also:
Rhyming slang for poo e.g. “that John Woo I did this morning had a bit of blood in it”
Sunday September 25th, 2022
itlapd
Acronym of “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”
On Sep 19th each year the world is encouraged to take like a pirate. You can learn how at the official home page devoted to the day (link below).
Made famous by writer Dave Barry, the event has quite a cult following, particularly at the b3ta boards (not that I go there; very overrated website that’s rarely funny).
See ‘Pirates’.
Saturday September 24th, 2022
doncaster
The birth place of John Parr, the guy who had a hit with ’St. Elmo’s Fire’ in 1985.
Thursday September 22nd, 2022
dagenham
Adj. Totally insane, crazy. Because on the London underground/rail transport system Dagenham (Heathway) station is 3 stops beyond Barking station. Barking is slang for crazy. See ‘barking’.
Wednesday September 21st, 2022
gaydar
A collection of ugly munters who couldn’t pull in a bar full of blind men
Tuesday September 20th, 2022
kumquat
Isn’t that a word for a rather thrilling exercise you do in the Gym?
Monday September 19th, 2022
Ghey
A “cool” and/or “trendy” way of saying the word Gay.
Sunday September 18th, 2022
Internet, Stabbed in the face over the
“Stabbed in the face over the internet”
A term of endearment used lovingly by the Deev towards many a computer company world wide. Originally believed to come from some site called www.bash.org. And not from stuii at all.
"<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Friday September 16th, 2022
Sunderland
A big city in the north east.
Known in the past for mining and ship building.
It now has a large university.
Thursday September 15th, 2022
harrods
I accidentally stole some rashers of bacon from Harrods once.
Wednesday September 14th, 2022
marmite
Icky, Evil, Nasty, Toxic brown gloop that stinks to high heaven and should be outlawed under the geneva convention
Monday September 12th, 2022
Nuggetry
The problem with one track minds is they always lead to nuggetry
Saturday September 10th, 2022
cocaine
An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.
Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.
Thursday September 8th, 2022
cats
The most autistic of animals apart from humans.
Wednesday September 7th, 2022
cyberpunk
Noun. A nonconformist advocate of modern technology, especially such a user of the Internet.
Monday September 5th, 2022
jamelia
(latin: jamelius superstarus)
Small, dark stemmed flower with fragrant swollen red petals. Grows best by itself in moist r’n’b rich soil. Last bloomed in 2004.
Saturday September 3rd, 2022
I so ain’t declaring anything here
Well you didn’t think there’d be any further information by clicking on that link, did you?
Friday September 2nd, 2022
cabbaged
Adj. Intoxicated to a state of uselessness. From being in a vegetative state.
Thursday September 1st, 2022
A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.
Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?
Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.